Life Switch
Twilight
Chapter 10
Jane's Point Of View
Ah. The first session of Family Counselling. The cameras were going to follow us and document this experience.
Me and Carlisle are in his Mercedes with a sulking Rosalie in the back. Everybody else was in Edward's Volvo and ahead of us. Our appointment is at 4:00 and it is now 3:50. We're going to be late!
Before I could tell Carlisle to hurry up, we turn a corner and arrive at our destination. This is going to be good, maybe this way the family can get normal.
All the children were stood around the cars and the girls were sulking, like Rosalie. I made them all wear matching dresses which Alex would wear. I don't know why they have a problem, Alex loves them!
We walk to the reception and sit around waiting for Dr Green. He was going to help the little monsters and turn them into proper adults.
At 4:27 we were told to go in. I had a little rant at the secretary about punctuality and how she should be more polite but all she did was glare and wrinkle her nose in disgust. She walks away whilst I stalk to the correct room with the family following me.
We all sat down in front of the Doctor who smiled warmly at us after his reaction earlier. He looked at the girls and stared at them with undeniable lust in his eyes. It was disgusting. They're over 20 years younger than him.
"Okay. Hello I am Dr Green and for our first session we are going to get to know each other better. I will start. Hello, I am Dr James Green and I am a doctor who helps families become closer. I have a wife and 1 child who is 27 and is a lawyer. Carlisle." He gestures for Carlisle to take over. He smiles at him pleasantly and takes a deep breath.
"Hello I am Dr Carlisle Cullen and I'm a surgeon at Forks Hospital. I enjoy reading and helping others. Jane." He says. I sit up straight and flip my hair over my shoulder. I smile directly at the cameras and start without hesitation.
"Hello I am Jane and I am here to help this family become flawless and perfect like mine." I nod to Bella who is sat next to me. She nods and sits up straight like I did. I smile at her. She has obviously been practicing to be perfect like me.
"I am Isabella but call me Bella and I'm late for my appointment. If the man in the long coat has to wait to long he will be mad and I might not get my happy tablets." She stands and her voice increases in volume. What the hell? Happy tablets?
Edward strokes her arm comfortingly and she sits down but keeps tapping her leg up and down and keeps looking around the room like a mad woman.
"I am Edward Cullen and I go to High School." He says simply. At least one of these children has manners and knows how to respect people. Jasper looks up with a morbid expression and sighs. "I am Jasper and I want to go. I want my knife back." He says sulkily and looks down pouting. What knife?
"Jasper you can't have your knife until you promise not to try and kill me again." Bella says and starts bouncing in her seat like the hyper pixie she is. I swear she eats a lot of sugar.
"I only tried it once." He says sulking. HE TRIED TO KILL HER? I tried to stand up but Carlisle's hand on my shoulder stopped me. Dr Green was looking at the children with wide eyes.
"I'm Alice Cullen and Jasmine says I should stop talking to you." Alice says and looks to her right and tilts her head to the side before she finally nods. Who is she talking to?
"I'm Rosalie Hale and I hate that bitch over there." She says pointing to me. I sneer at her and she just glares back. I look to the cameras and blow a kiss and look at Dr Green expectantly. There's only Emmett left. But he's the worse. Well him and Bella.
"Xin chào Tôi Emmett Cullen và tôi muốn được một màu tím sparkly lân với đôi cánh màu vàng với dấu chấm polka sáng màu xanh lá cây và sống ở nơi mà những đứa trẻ đi qua các tủ chén. Điều gì đã được nó được gọi là? Sao Mộc!" Emmett says in a foreign language. I look at him confused whilst the doctor asks him to repeat himself. He did but again in the same language.
"I'll translate." Bella says and sits up straight, smoothing out her pretty skirt. "He says, Hello I am Emmett Cullen and I want to be a purple sparkly unicorn with yellow wings with bright green polka dots and live in the place where the kids walked through the cupboard. What was it called? Jupiter! He's an illegal immigrant from Vietnam. We found him in a ditch one night and he's lived with us ever since." She says shrugging. The children eventually got into a massive argument about the Elf who was staring at them from the corner of the room claiming he was the best friend of the fluffy flying curtain who scares Alice. Emmett starts shouting in Vietnamese and pointing at me.
We eventually got kicked out and told not to come back ever again. Well what did I expect? Oh wait. I wanted them to be normal. God I hate them!
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