Everbody Loves Raguna
Episode 10 Special
"The Fairest of them All?"
(Raguna):
Hello! I'm Raguna, and I live here in Kardia with my wife, Felicity, who's great with the cooking and the cleaning... Well... The perfect wife you might say. My next door neighbor also happens to be my best friend, his name is Camus, and he lives with his wife Melody. My brother, Ivan, also comes here frequently, he stops by every weekend or so, he's a nice guy... Yep, this town may seem perfect and all... But there is one problem... My father in law is the mayor.. Godwin.
Now, not everyone will let themselves be narrated by someone else, but these people will because-
(Ivan):
Everybody Loves Raguna...
(Raguna):
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah...
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"I can't believe it, Felicity!" Tabatha said as she sat down, "How can you have snapper sashimi ready for me already?!"
"I just do." Felicity chuckled and looked in the fridge, then pulled out a large bowl of the said food.
"You're the greatest." Tabatha smiled as she grabbed the bowl and served herself on her plate.
"Thank you.." Felicity said,
"You know... I'd really like to have what you have." Tabatha sighed, "A nice home... A husband to love.. You have it all..."
"Well..." Felicity mumbled,
"Hey, honey!" Raguna said as he walked in, "There was a Spider in the bathroom so I killed it with my sword... Are you fine if I flushed its string down the toilet?"
"No.." Felicity grumbled, "It might clog!"
"Oh... Oh well." Raguna shrugged his shoulders and opened the fridge, "We have no more fried squid?" he asked.
"No.. You finished it all yesterday." Felicity answered,
"Oh yeah.." Raguna mumbled, "I love it when they're on the stick, then I can pretend I have a magic wand!" he chuckled,
"And then the squid accidentally flies off and strikes the TV.." Felicity groaned and rubbed her head.
"Hello, Raguna!" Tabatha said, "How is your day?"
"Good.." Raguna answered, "I get the day off because it's a holiday... Now I need to go get my watering can." he said and walked off.
"Huh..." Tabatha sighed, "You have it all..."
"If you say so..." Felicity mumbled and drank her tea.
At that moment, Ivan walked in,
"Hello?" he called out, seeing no one in sight,
"I'm in the kitchen!" Felicity answered,
A quick patter of feet signaled the Earthmate had gotten the message.
"Hello!" Ivan greeted as he stepped in,
"Hi, Ivan." Felicity told him, "What brings you here?"
"I came to ask if you had anything for me to sell." Ivan responded, "I'll take anything, really."
"Do you take crappy watering cans?" Raguna said as he came back, holding a wooden watering can, which was extremely rotten.
"No." Ivan chuckled, "Not in that state.. You minus well throw it to the trash."
"I guess I have to.." Raguna sighed, "So, what brings you here?"
"I was asking your wife if she had anything she wanted to sell." Ivan told him,
"Well.. I really don't.." Felicity mumbled, "I gave you my old shoes last time... And that was really the only thing I needed off my back.."
"But shoes are worn on your feet." Raguna interrupted with his smart remark,
"Yes... Yes they are.." Felicity grunted, "Now.. As I was saying... Before Einstein interrupted me.." she grumbled, "I really don't have much... Sorry."
"That's alright.." Ivan mumbled, "I'll come by next time.."
"Oh wait!" a voice called out, it was Tabatha, who was being forgotten, "I have something that might interest you." she said and pulled out a bracelet from her purse, "It's old and I really don't need it.. So you can have it."
"Um.. Ok..." Ivan mumbled and looked at the item, "I'll take it..."
"I'm glad." Tabatha smiled, and then stared at Ivan, "I am really glad you like it..." she mumbled,
"No problem.. You're the greatest!" Ivan chuckled,
"T-t-thank you..." Tabatha stammered and blushed, "So what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a trader." Ivan answered, "I travel Norad and the Sechs for items and profit."
"Wow..." Tabatha mumbled, "That's very exciting... Is it not?"
"Yes.." Ivan said, still oblivious to her advances, "It sometimes is."
"Hey Ivan!" Raguna called out, "I got a messed up light by the forge, can you help me fix it?"
"Sure." Ivan told his brother,
"No no, Ivan!" Felicity stood up, "I'll help Raguna, you can stay here and eat if you'd like!"
"You, help me?" Raguna said, "HAHAHAHAHA!" he burst in laughter,
"Come here.." Felicity grumbled and dragged him away into the living room.
"I'm sorry, honey... But I've already had too many shocking experiences with you." Raguna chuckled,
"Can't you see?" Felicity said as the two looked back to the kitchen, where Ivan and Tabatha were talking,
"See what?" Raguna asked,
"There's chemistry brewing there!" Felicity giggled, "This might be the one for Tabatha!"
"My brother!?" Raguna asked in shock, "Oh no! He failed Chemistry!"
"Ugh..." Felicity groaned, "Aren't you glad your brother might be meeting someone special?"
"Tabatha? Special?" Raguna said, "I know she's an elf, but there's millions of other elves too... Plus, my brother... Eh... He's never been a strong one with the opposite sex..."
"Like you have?" Felicity grunted,
"Have you seen my exploits?" Raguna said pridefully, "Or should I list them for you? Ok... Mist... Rosetta... Lynette... Bianca... Melody..."
"I think you should stop.." Felicity growled,
"Sharron... Mei... But that was only for like, a week..." Raguna mumbled, "Tori... Lara... and you! I mean.. I could've married anyone of y'all... I was thinking of others before you- OW!" he yelled when Felicity kicked him in the shin.
"Hmph." she grunted and looked back at Ivan and Tabatha, who were now heading to them.
"I'll come and visit you, I guess..." Ivan told Tabatha as he folded the paper with her address,
"It's the big mansion! You can't miss it!" Tabatha said,
"Alright!" Ivan said as he started to leave, then shut the door behind him.
"Ha..." Tabatha sighed, "He's so... Dreamy..." she muttered,
"My brother? Dreamy?" Raguna asked, "HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!" he roared in laughter,
"Shut up." Felicity grumbled and elbowed him in the gut, then turned to Tabatha, "I'm glad for you!"
"Thank you, Felicity." Tabatha said, "Now I must go... Miss Bianca must be worried sick about me!"
"Bianca? Worried sick about any other living thing besides herself?" Raguna continued, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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"Hey guys..." Ivan said as he entered the house around 6,
"Hello, Ivan." Felicity mumbled, for she was knitting,
"Hey.." Raguna said and looked up to him, since he was watching TV.
"You know the girl I was talking to earlier?" Ivan said,
"Tabatha? Yeah.." Felicity responded, now interested,
"I talked to her a little while back and it seems we're going on a date." Ivan muttered,
"That's great!" Felicity cheered,
"I need out." Ivan bluntly said, "I can't date her."
"What!?" the two said in shock,
"Why not!?" Felicity yelled, "I thought you two seemed good together! She was very interested in you!"
"I don't think so..." Ivan muttered, "I'm not the type of guy women seem to be interested in..."
"Of course you are!" Felicity told him, "You're a very nice and gentle guy! And pretty cute too... I can surely say, out of you and Raguna, you're probably the most ha-" she paused.
"What?" Raguna said as he stood up, quite shocked,
"N-N-nothing!" Felicity stammered,
"Hehehehehe..." Ivan chuckled, "Thank you Felicity... You made my day... Now if you'll excuse me... I have a date..." he said and went off.
"No problem..." Felicity mumbled and looked back to Raguna, who was standing with his arms crossed.
"What in the world were you about to say!?" Raguna yelled, "That my brother was more attractive than me!?"
"No! No!" Felicity objected,
"You're my wife, Felicity!" Raguna continued "You can't just do that to me! Oh God am I humiliated..." he grumbled and fell on the couch.
"I didn't mean it.." Felicity mumbled and sat next to him, "You are very handsome.." she stroked his hair.
"You're just trying to appease me.." Raguna grumbled and scoot a little away, "You don't find me handsome..."
"Yes I do." Felicity said, "You're the most handsome man I ever met..." she continued stroking his locks,
"You know that's not true..." Raguna muttered and looked at his hands, which were starting to get callous from the farm work and hard physical labor.
"It is true.." Felicity mumbled, "And I have no doubts..." she pecked him on the cheek.
"Huh..." Raguna sighed, "But now Ivan's gonna rub it in my face what you said..."
"Let him... He doesn't know the real truth." Felicity chuckled, "I was just trying to cheer him up."
"I see.." Raguna mumbled, "That's good to hear..."
"Let's go to sleep.." Felicity said as she stood up,
"But it's barely 6!" Raguna object,
Felicity only gave him a passionate stare,
"Oh..." Raguna realized and stood up as well, "I see..."
"Hey!" Camus yelled as he bolted inside, "Raguna!"
"What could it possibly be!?" Raguna yelled in anger at his friend's bad timing,
"Your brother's with Tabatha!" Camus alerted,
"So?" Felicity responded,
"So... Ivan..." Camus stammered, "I don't know.." he plainly said, "Oh well.."
"Huh..." Raguna sighed in irritation, "Is that all?"
"Yeah..." Camus responded, "I guess I'll see you tomorrow!"
"Alright... Bye..." Raguna told him as he left.
"Now... where were we..." Felicity growled and extended her hand...
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"I had such a great time.." Tabatha said as the two made their way down Mount Clemens, "Thank you for going on this picnic with me, Ivan."
"No problem!" Ivan chuckled, "Anything for you!"
"I hope we could do this again.." Tabatha mumbled and blushed, "Ooh boy... It's hot.." she moaned, the took off her maid bonnet.
"Wha!?" Ivan said in shock as he saw Tabatha's pointy ears,
"What?" Tabatha asked in confusion, "Oh? These? I'm an elf!" she explained,
"An Elf!?" Ivan yelled,
"I really hope it is not a problem with you..." Tabatha mumbled,
"N-n-no!" Ivan stammered, "Absolutely not! he he..." he laughed weakly, "I just wasn't prepared.."
"Alright..." Tabatha said, "I guess this is our goodbye..." she kissed him on the cheek,
"Wah..." Ivan muttered and turned crimson, then waved farewell to Tabatha.
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