"Shinobi from PonyVille"

Chapter 10

"Panic at the Discord."

'Why was this happening?'

Kakashi asked himself this question ever since he woke up in this truly irritating world.

'Why was any of this happening?'

He wondered while he watched as Twilight and Rarity discussed the probability of him being a long lost Equestrian prince/bastard/brother of the two leading princesses.

"Im telling you, darling, just because it hasn't been documented, doesn't mean it didn't happen." Rarity argued her point to her purple friend.

'Was I a bad person? Is this punishment for some sort of evil deed I committed? Is this this karma?'

"I get that, Rarity but…" Twilight's voice could be heard from beneath a large pail of books, papers and notebooks. "I just can't find a member of the royal family that would match his pelt and mane colors!"

'Have I died and this is my Hell?' Kakashi continued to think, as pained expression plastered on his face.

"Perhaps he's a very very distant cousin?" The white pony said. "Like distant enough to not be recorded into existence."

"Hmmm… You might be onto something, Rarity." Suddenly the book was slammed closed, making the poor dark gray pony jump. "The only way to find out for sure is to go ask the princesses."

'Is this because I hated my fa-wait.' Kakashi's brain suddenly snapped back into focus. 'Hold up... we're going to what?'

"Exactly my point, darling." The white one stated, flipping her mane. "We should contact them immediately."

'oh…' The Sharingan wielder swallowed. 'Oh this is not good.'

If they take him to their leaders and they start asking questions like 'where did you come from, exactly?' And 'Why is your left eye so red?' and 'What are the names of your parents?' he won't have a fitting answer, and they'll immediately sense that something about him is fishy, and then…

…

…

He frowned at his own thoughts.

'What…' The Hatake blinked, eyes narrowed. 'They'll do... what exactly? Friendship me to death? Lecture about love and caring until I submit? Cover me in fluffy blankets and drown me in hot cocoa so that I'll be overcome by sentiment and kindly tell them why I'm Mr. Evil McVeryBad?'

The silver maned pony scoffed and stomped the stone ground.

'That's hardly seems very threatening.'

Frankly… that would be rather insulting to a ninja of his stature and reputation.

But… then again, being drenched in love and softness and warmth is something he's 1) unaccustomed to (and is secretly starved of) and 2) untrained to resist, therefore that could actually be a good 'breaking the prisoner's will' tactic.

At least when it comes to people as broken and emotionally ruined as he freely admits to being.

Aaand suddenly the idea of going to face the horse leaders is terrifying again.

So back to the jitters and shivers he goes.

"Awww look at him, Twi." Rarity is suddenly incredibly close to him, her mane tickling his nose in a way the nearly made him sneeze. "He's all nervous and spooked at the prospect of meeting Celestia and Luna."

"Well… that's natural, isn't it?" The purple one is suddenly pressed to his right side, equally adamant about ignoring his personal bubble as her white friend was. "It's not everyday that one gets to meet the royal family."

"He really shouldn't be thought." Rarity blinked up at him and Kakashi wondered, not the first time if she doesn't have the Rinnegan by any chance. "I'm sure they'll love to meet such a charming and handsome stallion like him."

"Then how about we go meet them now?" He stepped away from them, trying to get some air. "After all, getting my memories back is paramount. The quicker the better, no?"

"Right!" Twilight nodded her head. "I'll send a letter informing them of our arrival, right away." Then she trotted away to her desk, Spike, who was apparently there the entire time, close behind her.

"Naturally!" The white pony flipped her hair and… is that glitter? "Better prepare yourself, darling. They can be quite a handful." She winked.

'If they're anything like you and your friends,' Kakashi snorted like the horse that he is. 'Then I fear for your nation.'

And of they went to meet the princesses.

He didn't meet the princesses.

Instead the castle has been turned into a bubble gum factory, it's guards into chocolate, and the royal family into foot cushions for the… thing that turned this entire place upside down.

A goat-snake-chicken-lion dragon creature that was now sitting upon a marshmallow throne, and resting his mismatched feet on top of what were once the proud rulers of… here.

"Hmmm?" The thing, sounding distinctly male, hummed when Kakashi and his two friends entered the throne room. "What's this, what's this? New friends? How... wonderful!" He clapped like a little girl.

"Discord!" Twilight bolted in front of everyone, wearing a nice shiny crown that came out of nowhere (why does nothing surprise him anymore?). "You turn everything back to how it was, right now!"

'Ah, so Discord is his name.' Kakashi pondered as he lazily watched Twilight give the hybrid a piece of her mind. 'How... unexpectedly expected.' He shrugged. 'At least it's not Lord FluffyKins.'

"But why should I, dear Twilight?" Discord responded, leaning over the throne dramatically. "It's so much… sweeter this way. Isn't that a good thing?"

"No!" The purple pony was adamant, thought Kakashi had to say the chocolate was quite good (let's just hope the guard won't miss his ear once they inevitably turn them back to normal) "You've turned ponies into sweets! You shouldn't do that!"

"Daaaw but they were so boring, Twi." The hybrid groaned and frowned. "Actually you are boring me too. How about I turn you into a licorice stick?" But before he could do that… Kakashi's uncontrollable wings must have fluttered or something, because the thing's snot was suddenly right in front of him. "Hmm? What do we have here? A new member of the 'mane six'? Quite the handsome one, I might add." Then he pulled on his gray feathers, making the wing stretch and spread to its full potential. "Mmm... nice, nice, very pretty wings you got there, stranger."

"Discord-!"

"Not now, Twilight." He snaps his… claws and suddenly the purple pony no longer has a mouth. "I'm talking to your lovely friend right here. By the way… what may your name be, handsome stranger?"

"SilverWing, sir." Kakashi bowed his head, hoping, ney praying, that he doesn't get the same treatment as Twilight. "It's… a pleasure."

Discord giggled and clapped his hands.

"My, my what manners you have, Mr. SilverWing." He fanned himself with his… paw thing. "You're almost making me blush, you charmer, you."

"Discord!" Rarity decided to speak up, finally. "You change everything to normal, this instant!"

"Oh right, you're here too." The hybrid grumbled, giving her the stink eye. "Why don't you go to the corner and be a good lamp like Applejack?" Another snap of the fingers (Kakashi was going to develop PTSD because of those, he swears) and what was once a pretty white pony, has been turned into a nice silver-purple lamp and carried by some invisible force to her new resting place. "Now, where were we?" Another snap, Kakashi involuntarily flinches and quickly checks if his body didn't grow an extra horn somewhere. Thankfully nothing changed, only Discord was holding a folder with the word "Script" scratched onto it with what seems to to be a blue crayon. "Hmmm Let's see here…" He flips through it licking his claw with every page turned. "Ah, Introductions, right. Silly me." Discord giggled and the folder disappeared in a flow of bubbles. "Forgive me, my dear friend, the instructions can be so chaotic sometimes, with all those lines scribbled out and written over. Really, it's almost as if I wrote it." He then threw his head back and giggled.

Kakashi had no idea what he meant (and didn't feel like asking for a clarification out of fear for his hide), so he just bobbed his head up and down.

"But, back to the matter at hand." The goat embodiment of chaos stopped laughing so abruptly Kakashi jumped... again. "Since you were polite enough to tell me your name, It is only fair I introduced myself properly as well. Not that I do much of that 'fair' thing mind you, but consider this an exception." Discord then bowed, suddenly sporting a black fedora and a golden cape. "The name is Discord. God of Chaos, fun and all around mayhem, at your service."

"That's… uh… quite the title you have." The ninja-turned-pony said hesitantly. "Do you mind if I just call you, Discord?"

"Oh, I do not mind at all, Wingy ol'boy." The hybrid's arms were around his shoulders (bad touch, bad touch, bad touch!). "In fact, I'd even prefer it if you called me that. We're friends now, after all."

"Yes…" The gray pony agreed slowly. "Friends."

Which hopefully meant he won't get turned into a furnace.

"And it had not escaped my notice that you just happened to be an alicorn!" Discord then poked his pointy horn which didn't draw blood (pity) and plucked at his wings. "Which would make you a prince!" He gasped and then squeezed Kakashi's snot with both his hand. "Are you a rogue princeling cast out of your homeland a long long time ago and have now returned to claim what was denied you?!"

Now really…

What was Kakashi to say?

'No, I'm sorry, I'm just a human that turned into a pony with a horn and wings upon entering this world using his special eyeball ability. Can we still be friends, though?' ?

So he said the only thing that wouldn't get him killed.

"Yes?"

Discord squealed.

"Oh how marvelous! How dramatic! How amazingly soap-opera like!" He then twirled. "Worry not my friend! I shall help you with this endeavor!" The chaos entity promised making an "x" over his chest. "You'll be the best king this boring place ever saw, I promise you!"

Suddenly Kakashi wished he was back on the apple farm stuffing his face with apple pies and pancakes.

"Ooh~ we are going to have so much fun together, Wingy!"

Was it too late to become a table lamp?

AN: Now, before you all explode, no Discord is not gay. Kakashi is just that pretty ^^