A/N: I am so sorry about the little teaser chapter :L. But I had a bad wrist anyway :L. Well anyway here's the next chapter!

BPOV:

Haha! Edward is such an idiot! Does he really expect me to go over his house for what he's got planned? Sure I'm going over but he's not getting what he wants from me. I might help damage his ego a bit though he does deserve it. I rang Alice to discuss plans for later.

EPOV:

I know it wasn't Bella's fault, but she, her and Alice, attempted humiliate me in front of the school. So I though I'd get payback. I quickly set up a live webcam in the corner of my room that focused on my bed but you could see the whole room through it. I connected it to the computer and set it up so it would go live. I sent a message to most of the people in the school to let them know what was going on and at what time. After all that I went downstairs to eat, well I was going to need a lot energy right? I don't know why but I feel that Bella is one of the girls that are a fucking great shag (sorry, boys say that to me, I'm not sure if it sounds right =S) and would use a lot of my energy I chuckled to myself and grabbed a sandwich.

-couple of hours later—

I was led up in my room when there was a knock at the door, Esme and Carlisle had gone out and Alice was with jasper, Emmett and Rosalie. I switched the camera on and sent the message I'd already typed out to everyone letting them know that now was the time. I ran down the stairs and opened the door. Bella looked absolutely stunning! She was wearing a blue tank top and very short denim shorts. I smiled and invited her inside.

BPOV:

Edward led me upstairs in to his room. I looked around and noticed a 'hidden' camera in the corner of the room. I could tell it was in because of the green light, honestly did he think I was stupid? Oh well, more people to witness my rejection. I put my bag down and sat down on the edge of the bed and turned to face Edward.

"So what did you want me to come here for?" I asked, acting completely innocent.

"As if you didn't know!" he practically growled at me before pushing me down on the bed. He was so amazing at kissing I almost forgot the plan! Almost. I pulled back at him and feigned shock.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" I shrieked. He jumped a mile then laughed:

"What do you think I'm doing?" he asked and moved back to kiss me. I jumped up off the bed. And stared at him again once again pretending to be shocked.

"What ever made you think I'd want to kiss you?" I pulled a disgusted expression and looked around the room, purposefully towards the camera so it could see my expression.

Edward just scoffed "Cause every girl wants to kiss me, duh!" oh that is too much! Time for the next step of the plan.

"Edward, I'm sorry but I'm in a relationship right now, I'm sure you're a great gut and all but, one, your not my type and two, kissing you is like kissing every girl in the school. Tbh I really don't want anything to do with you in that way. I mean yeah we can be friends if you want and if you could manage that." And with that I grabbed my bag and walked out of his room, downstairs and into the car. The thing is though I lied to Edward, not about me being in a relationship, but that I didn't like kissing him and that he's not my type. I sighed and drove back to my house to meet Alice and the guys who must have been watching on the webcam.

This joke really didn't turn out to be so funny.

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