Welcome to Ace's Monologue

Ace: Hello dear readers, the number of questions I respond to vary on the question length, so please bear with me

Marco: As polite as always, enjoy.

#1 Wolfgirljess

thanks for answering my question! Ace, have you ever woke up in a strange situation? I can only imagine your Narcolepsy(falling asleep at random) would make sure of that.

Strange situation huh… Let me see… I've woken up in the women's quarters before, must be that hell of a joker (Thatch) obviously. I had to face their wrath when they saw me, oh man don't remind me.

"I didn't do anything." Thatch pouted, pulling his innocent act.

#2 Roro

This is a very good idea! ;D
I'm a french fan. I don't speak very good english.
I very like Ace! )

Thank you! French eh?

"Do you even know French?"

"Bonjour…" Ace paused, giving a triumphant grin.

Marco nodded expectantly. "Terribly limited vocabulary."

#3 TheStupidRaven

My names Shay :-) alright lets see...I'll try to ask areally fun question for you..hmmWhats you favorite animal Ace? (lame question)Ace, Marco, did you guys know that they make One Piece Candy? I have this candy cane thats in the shape of your body Ace (Creepy question)What do you think of Red-haired Shanks, Ace?Who do you think is more likely to become king of the pirates, Pops or Luffy?Did you know what Luffy has an Fan Fic too?

Hi Shay!

I like… dogs. I know Luffy likes those weird and strange creatures that roam all around the Grand Line but for me… I prefer normal animals. Dogs are cute.

"Ah Ace's a softie for puppies…" Thatch waved a dog plushie in his face.

"Oh that's cute- I mean, really nice, it has nice fur and all," Ace coughed, rather embarrassed.

Candy? Of me? I should feel honoured right now but somehow it gives me the chills that it is the shape of… my body… and you ate it…

"I want to order one too!"

"Me too me too!" For some reason half the crew had wanted candy cut-outs of themselves.

"Creeps." Ace muttered. As for this, Marco had to agree.

Shanks saved Luffy's life, so I guess I would be eternally indebted to him. He's a joker really, never seems to take anything seriously, reminds me of Luffy. I think one Luffy is enough though…

I would say Pops right now, but Pops doesn't want to be Pirate King. He just wanted a family, you see (I know, weird, to find a family you become a pirate… the logic in that….) but Luffy's ambition IS to become king. I believe someday… Luffy might succeed.

"That's if he smartens up a little." Ace added to himself, much to Marco's scepticism.

"He doesn't seem exceedingly bright." The blonde said.

Scratching his head, Ace looked on with a thoughtful expression, "The dumbest survive the longest."

"And you're leaving proof." Marco casually said, inching his way out of the door to avoid a fire blast that had yet to come.

Of course I knew Luffy has a fan-fic. His writing is terrible, I must send him a letter to teach him some basics, although I've heard his navigator is helping him on that, thank goodness.

"If Luffy sees this, he's gonna be sa-d." Thatch sang.

"Crybaby." Ace said under his breath, but the whole crew knew Ace would never make his little brother cry – not anymore.

#4 iSevenSins

Yo ace!
Where did you find your devil fruit and why did you eat it?
And how did you feel when you saw that your name was tattoed wrong?
Didn't the others had a laugh at it?
*Creeps up to ace, licks finger and pokes him, trying to see if he makes a sissling sound. *AND WHERE DID YOU GET THAT COOL HAT D: *steals it and runs away with it*

Hello there! I think I've actually answered this before – my devil fruit came from a tree, in which I thought it was a fruit and ate it. Simple.

I was hungry, alright?

It had a meaning to that 'wrongly tattooed' name, I chose it to be tattooed that way. Sure, loads of them laughed but the next day their faces were quite battered.

"I didn't laugh." Marco stated truthfully.

Ace shrugged, hiding his smile. "I know."

"NEITHER DID I!" Thatch cheekily annoyed the living daylights of Ace, leaving Marco to violently separate the both of them with much calmness.

Someone flew out of the screen, grabbed Ace's finger and licked it.

"Ah another one… YEAARGHHHHHH!" He yelled, going into a defensive stance.

The person poked him with uncontained curiosity, and was deeply disappointed that it made no 'sissling sound', and ran away with the orange hat always atop of Ace's head.

"GIVE ME BACK MY HAT!"

Well… why did you have to lick me?

#5 Ellerocks92

I'm not going to lie, I'm not sure exactly how to do this, so forgive me if I do this wrong. But do you truely believe that you don't deserve to exist? I had a few girls tell me that in school and i have been bullied because i was different, but to question your existence? yeah did that before, i've been told (and I'm sure you have as well,) that this world (both of ours, i guess) has people who are needed and peole who aren't. I guess you believe that too, don't you? That we're not needed, we're one the people that doesn't need to exist.But after long insomina sleepless nights, i realized that was a lie, that there's nobody needed in this world, nobody. Not single person. Teachers, great men and women, ... kids or adults. Me. Or you. The world doesn't need ... any of us. The world doesn't care who lives and who dies. It still keeps bringng the days and nights, and time. I'm sure the world doesn't need anyone.What a miserable fate. It's so lonely and despressing. I'm sure that's why people search for one another. They need that. I found friends and my family try to help me but we're not a touchy-touchy family and i'm not close to my mom or sister, though I'm trying to be and we're getting there. Even so, I found my person in friends, who are yours?I'm sorry if this is depressing to read and I'm not looking for pity or anything, and you don't have to agree with my opinion but there it is. So what do you and Marco think? Does it sound about right? Sorry, that this is so long, but don't get despressed or too worked up about your existence, because it's not worth it. I seen and heard stories about teens who killed themselves because people pushed them to the edge and these thoughts, i'm guessing, pushed them over the edge.Yeah, so i'm just curious on what you think about my opinion on this? And yeah, hope you don't hate me about speaking my opinion on this.See ya, sorry if this was a waste of your and Marco's time.

Hello there. I'm sorry it took me this long to get to you…

Do I truly believe in my right to exist? Often enough, no. But right now, Luffy (and others) have taught me that whether you have the right to exist, whether every single particle of your body is obliged to walk on Mother Earth, is actually where you believe you have the right. It took me a long time… much too long… perhaps… to realise that you had to be the one to prove your existence. We are born naturally, human, but whether you want your footsteps to enflame, or simply walk across sandy beaches where the seas wash away your print, is your choice.

My friend, it is indeed not as depressing as what you've said. (and I'm actually quite a depressing person, really) Does it matter whether the world needs us? It is whether we prove to them that we are needed, it is time that brings day and night, not the world. The world can be deceiving, it can cruel, it can throw you off course, but when you see happy people, seriously, it gives a whole new light. When I saw Luffy, I wasn't looking at the world I had always thought of. The people who thought that my existence was a failure in itself, but Luffy had taught me, Pops had taught me that it doesn't matter what the world thinks. Nobody lives to please, no?

I've never had family… not true family anyway. Treasure yours, even though I hate mine to the very core, Luffy and Sabo were family enough for me.

To be totally honest, killing myself had never been an option. I might have gone to the depths of the world, seeking for solace by myself but suicide is a weakness. And I've told myself I'll never resort to such weakness and you are right, it is not worth it. I've hated myself for a large period of my life, simply because people felt it was right.

Now, I quote myself "I don't give a shit." Because I'll live and leave without regrets.

A/N GOOD GAWD how long has it been since I've updated? Sorry guys, I really wanted to your questions were reallyyyyyyyyyy long (not that I minded though but you'll have to be patient)

SO as Ace has said, if your questions are long I'll answer less of them in each chapter, so the number of questions answered varies. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SUPPORTING THIS FIC! Love you all xx