Heh heh... long time no see! Sorry, I'm really terrible at updating. Just one more chapter after this though. After this, I was thinking of doing an Avengers and then Doctor Who story, what do you think about that? I hope y'all like it; review review review please!


Thanksgiving

"Come on, come on, come on!" Wally practically cried as he raced around the Cave, waiting for M'gann to start the bioship. "It's the fourth Thursday in November, and that means it's Thanksgiving, and Thanksgiving means food, and food means eating, and eating means Wally!" He paused for a second as Wolf looked up from where he was curled with his tail over his eyes, yet kept running in circles until M'gann arrived with Raquel, Roy, Black Canary and Green Arrow, all in their civvies.

"Dinah! Olly! Raquie! Roy! You all came!" He exclaimed, giving each an exuberant hug before stopping in front of M'gann. "Been waiting for you all day, beautiful. Can we go now?"

"WALLY!" His eyes widened comically as Artemis' shout was heard.

"Okay, yup, can we really really go?" He didn't wait for an answer, instead just racing up the ramp into the scarlet bioship. The five heroes and Wolf stood in silence for a moment, bracing themselves for the speedster they would have to endure.

"Roy, you're in charge of Wally," Olly and Dinah said in unison as they walked up the ramp, Raquel and M'gann following them in a fit of giggles.

"What did I ever do to deserve this?!" he called after them, muttering under his breath as he climbed aboard.

M'gann sighed in content as she sat in the pilot seat of the bioship, feeling as it reached towards her mind. Hello, old girl, she mentally whispered, sensing her ships happiness. She spun the chair around, smiling at her passengers. "Ready to go?" After a chorus of yeses, the bioship flew smoothly out of the Cave.

"I think we should go over a few rules before we land," Black Canary said once they were above Happy Harbor.

"Awww Dinah, why do we gotta have rules? Rules aren't fun," Wally pouted.

"You're why we gotta have rules," Raquel shot back with a smirk.

Dinah sighed. "Okay, let's start with this: no fighting."

"Aw, Dinah!"

"Come on!"

"But he's gonna start it!"

"HEY!" Olly shouted, smiling once they were quiet. "Better."

"Two," Dinah continued, sighing at what she had gotten into, "No touching anything we're not going to buy. And three, no ending up on the news, otherwise Batman'll be after all of us." The others all gulped at her words, not wanting to cross the Dark Knight. "Okay, let's go team!"


"So what are we supposed to be getting?" M'gann asked, as she telekinetically pushed the shopping cart in front of them. Raquel squinted at the list she held, trying to make out the scrawly handwriting of whoever had written it.

"Um… 5 bottles of soda for us, 15 bottles of wine for the League, 2 boxes of cornbread, 3 pumpkin pies, a cherry pie, an apple pie, 5 cans of cranberry sauce and a can of gravy. You know, if I didn't know we were making dinner for a bunch of humans, superhumans and nonhumans, I'd think we were feeding a small town!" M'gann giggled at her friend's dramatics as what they needed gently floated off the shelves.

"Wait… who's getting the turkey?" the Martian asked. The two girls shared a look before groaning.


"Three turkeys?!" the butcher asked, staring at the boys in awe.

Roy shrugged. "If you knew who we were feeding, you'd understand."

"Kid, I'm pretty sure I don't want to know," the man muttered, bending down to lift the plastic wrapped birds one by one. "Be careful, if you drop one of these, you might break a foot!"

"Oh, we'll be careful," Wally grinned, unintentionally adding a slightly maniac-looking edge to it. "Hey Roy, I bet I can juggle these!"

"NO!" Both Roy and the butcher shouted, but it was too late, for two of the birds smashed onto the floor, guts and blood spreading out all over the area. A few customers screamed, while several children started to cry.

"That boy just blown up a turkey, mommy!" one wailed. Roy sighed, running a hand through his hair. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a wad of cash.

"Here," he muttered, handing the first bill to the butcher. "This is for cleaning up after my idiotic friend." He reached down and grabbed the two still intact turkeys in one hand while taking hold of Wally's jacket with the other. "You are coming with me," he growled, dragging the speedster by his hood.

"Sorry!" he called sheepishly as he was taken away by the furious archer.

"We're going to another store," Roy hissed.


"Did it go well?" Dinah automatically asked once the teens returned to the bioship an hour later.

"'Course it did!" Raquel grinned and high-fived M'gann before they all turned to look at the two boys. Roy glared at Wally, who nervously rubbed the back of his neck.

"What did you do?" Olly asked, dreading what he was about to hear.

"Weeeeell," he drew out before letting it all loose in one breath. "I may have tried to juggle two of the frozen turkeys but I dropped them and they exploded on the store floor and scared a lot of people so Roy paid the butcher and dragged me out and we had to go to a new store across town."

"It'll probably be on the news," Roy added not so helpfully with a smirk.

Dinah sighed. "Not much we can do now. Let's just go back and get cooking."


"M'gann, is something burning?"

"My pie!"

"Wally, if you put even a fingertip in the mix, I will pin you to the ceiling."

"Sorry babe."

"What am I supposed to do with this?"

"Oven. 375 degrees. 50 minutes."

"Um, thanks."

"Has anyone seen the stuffing?"

"I bet it's in Wally."

"Is not!"

"Found it!"

"Hey guys, come check the news out!"

"..."

"You juggled a turkey?"

"Who would even think think of doing that?!"

"This kid."

"I said I was sorry!"

"Wait 'till Batman finds out."

"Wait until I find out what?"

"..."

"Wally did it!"

"..."

"Dishes for you afterwards."

"Darnnit."