Haven't done a rant in like… forever TT^TT I miss them lol. But I have no fuckin idea what to write about O: so umm… this one will probably suck balls.
Roxas: That's what she said.
Me: That didn't even make sense… -.-
Roxas: Sure it did.
Me: Not REALLY.
Naminé: It really didn't.
Roxas: Naminé!
Naminé: *shrugs* So are we gonna use the magic box today?
Me: Nah… too lazy to go through the reviews *Sighs*
Roxas: Then what do we talk about?
Me: Your mom bitch.
Roxas: I don't have a mom…
Me: Then buy one.
Roxas: o.o what? Where?
Me: At the whore store ROFL
Riku: You would know where one was… -.-
Me: Shut up Riku *smacks him*
Riku: *smacks me back*
Me: *smacks you with my giant Chinese fan I stole*
Riku: Lemme guess… you got THAT from the WHORE store?
Me: Shut-up bitch. *smacks you with strawberry pocky* It ain't good till you smack the shit out of someone with it :DD
Riku: *eats all your strawberry pocky*
Me: NOOOOOO! *runs around in circles*
Roxas: Where'd you get the pocky?
Me: Your mom.
Roxas: …
Me: Nah I'm jk hohoho. THE WHORE STORE.
Naminé: O.O how much stuff do they have there?
Me: Everything from whores to pocky. xD
Naminé: What's a whore?
Everyone: ….. o.o
*after awkward silence*
Me: Roxas's mom. XD
Roxas: wtf that didn't make any sense. I don't even have parents. Wait… do I?
Kairi: Nope.
Me: wtf… where'd Kairi come from.
Kairi: YOUR MOM'S VAGINA.
Me: *smacks Kairi in the face with pocky*
Roxas: Where'd you get more pocky?
Me: MY IMAGINATION! *makes rainbow with hands*
Naminé: Double rainbow! ;D
Me: -.- FAIL. *smacks Roxas with double rainbow*
Roxas: HOW THE HELL IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!