Big Bomb Bust!
Today was the day, the day they had been waiting for. It was...Bomb Day! Yang and Ruby smirked at each other as they looked over their little bomb. Normally, everyone else would have been around them as well, but they all seemed to have backed out of the idea due to the chances of being caught, blah, blah, blah. If this thing worked (which they knew it would) the pros out weighted the cons by a land slide!
"It's perfect, Rubs!" Yang whispered harshly, finding it hard to try and curb her excitement. "I can't believe they all backed out on this!"
"They just don't know how good I am at designing bombs and stuff!" Ruby puffed out her chest in pride as she placed the small device in her side pouch. "I've got years under by belt."
"And a shit ton of property damage to boot." Yang reminded as she poked the younger's shoulder. "Remember the bakery? And the school yard? How about-"
"Oh, shut it!" Ruby barked at the laughing blonde. "You'll never let me live those down, will you?"
"Uh, duh!" Yang snickered as she grabbed her younger sibling and forced her into a headlock. "What would happen if I let you, huh? You'd blow the school up is what! Just like you did to the town church!"
"That one was your fault!" Ruby cried as she tried to force her way out of the stronger's hold.
"Wha-?! How was that my fault?"
"You set it off by throwing it at the alter!" Ruby hissed as she freed herself, trying to fix her unruly hair.
"You made it look like a bouncy ball! How was I to know?! Furthermore, who the hell brings a bomb to church anyway?!" Yang pointed out, crossing her arms and standing firm on her point.
"It doesn't matter if I brought it there, what matters is that you threw it!" Ruby snorted before she turned on her heels had started to make her way to the door. "Now, come on, we gotta plant this on Cardin!"
As the siblings walked down the hall, a happy bounce in their steps, they chatted about how to plant the device without being caught by anyone. Ruby's idea involved hiding around corners and doing a whole bunch of ninja stuff. Naturally, Yang shot this down, pointing out Ruby's cloak and the fact that they were two of the most noticeable people in the school. The older suggested just going up to him and planting the bomb in the middle of their interactions. Ruby huffed at the idea and tried her best to change the other's mind, but Yang was the older sibling and therefore knew what was 'best'.
Yang smiled as she rolled the bomb between her fingers as she waited for the target to walk on by. It was decided that Yang would be the one to plant the bomb, seeing as she may be able to 'hold his interest' longer then what Ruby could, also, she wasn't nearly as awkward as the younger. Running her fingers through her hair, she let out a sigh and closed her eyes. They opened shortly as she heard a familiar voice coming from further down the hall.
It was Cardin, and from the sounds of things, he was bragging about how he could score with any girl if he wanted to. The thought made her roll her eyes and shake her head in disgust. Her thoughts were interrupted by a small tug on her sleeve. Looking down, she saw Ruby smiling up at her, giving her the thumbs up. Yang smirked and returned the gesture.
"Hey, there, Blondie." The sisters turned to see Cardin walking up to them, trying to appear bigger then he really was. "What you up to?"
Yang had to fight back the urge to just tell him to 'shove it' and roll her eyes at him, after all, they still needed to plant the bomb in her hand before then. "Nothing much. Just chatting with my sis here."
"Yeah, about that. Why not ditch her and come hang out with us? I'm sure we'd keep you better company then Shorty here." Cardin smirked as he stopped in front of Yang and leaned in slightly.
Yang had to bite her tongue to keep the snort of disgust down, but it seemed like her sister couldn't do the same or perhaps did not wish to because she let loose her snort of her own. This is why Ruby couldn't work undercover, the girl just couldn't hold her thoughts in. It all happened fast, before anyone there could really do anything about it.
Cardin had snarled at the younger, made a move to do her harm, but was stopped by a fist thrown deep into his gut, the only thing that seemed to stop the blonde from continuing her assault was the eruption of a horrendous smell. It was thick and overpowering and what was worse, Cardin as well as the sisters were covered in it.
People around them began to point and laugh at the male between the sister's own choking, mocking him for 'shitting his pants' and asking what he could have ate to smell so bad. It was only these acts that saved the sisters plan, and they would be laughing along with everyone too, if they weren't gagging and choking on the odor.
Ruby, seeing her big sister taking it the worst, eyes forced shut and tears welling up in her eyes, decided to lead her to the bathroom. She knew Yang didn't have the strongest of stomachs when it came to sight or smells and something this strong was bond to make her puke. As the younger forced the taller woman into a stall she began to pull back the long, golden mane of hair her sister was so proud of. This was her job whenever Yang fell ill, a job that may seem so small to outsiders, but was an important task to the holder. As Yang would always say, 'a lion ain't nothing but a big cat without its mane', or something like that.
She patiently waited for Yang to finish, gently patting her back and running her fingers through the golden locks she so carefully held. She knew that these acts were very comforting to the other and wouldn't go unnoticed.
"Ruby..." Yang groaned out between pants and huffs, "That...was awesome! Did you see his face?!"
"Yang," Ruby sighed at her older sister, "Our plan failed and now we are both covered in a horrendous smell. How is that awesome?"
"Listen, we embarrassed him in front of everyone, there is no evidence of there ever being a bomb, and we have an excuse to skip classes for the day." Yang stated as she rose from the toilet. "I didn't know you were so damn crafty with your aura, Si-!"
"Yang? Yang, what's wrong? Why are you so pale?" Ruby asked worriedly as she poked her sister's frozen form. She watched as Yang slowly lifted one hand and pointed behind her. Ruby blinked a few times before she turned to see...
...Professor Goodwitch behind them, arms crossed and foot tapping.
"...Uh...um...G-good morning?"
"Ms. Rose, Ms. Xiao Long. I want to see you two in my office...now."
~ Outside of Goodwitch's Office~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Blake and Weiss, along with Team JNPR, walked up to a crestfallen Yang, who was slumped in a chair by the large, wooden door. She wore different clothing and her hair was wet, telling them that she either had a shower or the teacher just hosed her down to rid her of the stink.
"Really?! A stink bomb?! Out of all the stupid things you and Ruby have done since we have been here, this one takes the whole, damn, cake!" Weiss snarled as she stomped her foot. "Not only did you two get covered in your own mess, but you got caught doing it!"
"Yang, where's Ruby?" Blake asked as she gently held Weiss' shoulder to calm the seething heiress.
Yang only groaned as she covered her face with her arms. "We are in so much shit."
"Yang, if it's any help to you-" Pyrrha was about to offer her aid and words of comfort when Weiss roared again.
"As you should be! The biggest problem I see in all of this is that you had Ruby make a bomb! Is that getting to you? Do you understand what I'm saying? Out of all the students here, she is the one I wouldn't want around explosives!" Weiss huffed as she crossed her arms. "And how did you two even come up with the idea anyway?! Who was the genius behind that?!"
Everyone shrunk back from the angry girl, Pyrrha most of all due to the fact it had been her idea in the first place. They froze when she turned her glare on them. "Were any of you in on this?!" They all saw Yang violently shake her head, telling them to get out while they could. With little shakes of denial, Weiss turned back to the blonde. "You two are going to be the death of me. Do you know that?"
The large door opened, revealing one of, if not, the most feared teacher in the entire school. "Ms. Xiao Long, could you come back in here please?" Hard, green eyes shot a glance at the other students. "You may all leave now." They needn't be told twice.
~ Team RWBY Dorm Room~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I hope everything will be okay." Nora sighed, concern heavy on her lips. "They won't get kicked out will they?"
"I highly doubt that." Blake glanced up from her book to look at everyone. "Both Yang and Ruby are very strong and very capable students who could prove useful to the school. I'm sure they are in a world of trouble though."
Ren glanced over to Weiss before he began to speak. "You really didn't know she was making a bomb? Didn't she ask for any dust?"
Weiss thought for a minute before shaking her head. "No, she didn't. And she didn't take any either, all my supplies are accounted for."
"Um," Pyrrha tapped her fingers together as she let out the small squeak. "Ruby...didn't use any dust."
"Oh thank the lords! The only dust she can properly use is black and that's for making her ammunition! If she were to-" Weiss stopped mid sentence before she slowly turned around to stare at Pyrrha. "How do you know she didn't use any dust?"
As Pyrrha was about to reply, the door was kicked open and the sound of sobbing and sniffling was heard. They all turned to see Yang and Ruby, the smaller being carried by piggyback with tears in her eyes. Yang's own eyes were a bit glassy, but she seemed to have handled what ever happened far better.
"Yang! Ruby! What happened?!" Blake asked as she approached the siblings. Before any of them could speak, Goodwitch made herself known.
"They wanted to act as children, so I punished them like children. I hope you two have learned your lesson or next time, it will be fifteen smacks, do you understand?"
"Yes, Ma'am." The siblings answered in unison before the teacher gave a small smile and left.
"What did she mean, 'smacks'?" Jaune asked as he looked over the two. "You guys don't look like you were in a fight."
"We-"
"WE GOT SPANKIN'S! " Ruby cried as she sobbed harder. "And they really hurt with that mean old crop she's got!"
"You have to understand, Ruby never really got spankings before so...she's still a little tender back there." Yang explained as she began to bounce the younger to try and calm her down. "I've had plenty so I know not to tense up or to try and cover my ass with my hands."
Everyone blinked in disbelief at the punishment given to the two before Weiss began to groan and palm her face. "Are you serious? We're in a school that teaches one to hunt monsters and they give out spankings as punishment?"
"We also have more advance classes now, too." Yang sighed as she stepped further into the room, closing the door behind them. "Ruby has Advance Aura Manipulation 103 and I have Undercover Ops 102. Seems like what we did impressed her as well as pissed her off."
"You two have the habit of doing that." Blake dead panned as she pinched the bridge of her nose. "When do your new classes start?"
"Tomorrow." Yang smiled as Ruby started to hiccup, but was no longer crying. "Guess what Ruby's learning about tomorrow?" She asked in a silly voice.
Weiss, having a horrible feeling about the question, sighed before asking. "What? What is she learning about tomorrow, Yang?"
"Bombs."