Disclaimer : I do not own DNAngel or any of its characters.
Hi everyone , this chapter is for lilangelarishi , who requested that I add her in this chapter after I asked her for ideas. lilangelarishi , or Angel has an alter ego named Shady and so , I Hope you like it!

( Btw , lilangelarishi is another author here at and a decription of her looks can be found in her profile )


DNAngel Randomness

Chapter Ten : lilangelarishi, the REAL guest!


Riku : "Hey everyone , today we're going to meet our REAL special guest!"

Audiance : "Huh?"

Riku : "Well...last time , we met Wiz on the show and he appeared wearing a tag that wrote , Special Guest , so today we're going to meet the guest who was supposed to appear!"

Daisuke : ( Back stage ) "Miss Riku , umm..."

Riku : "What is it?"

Daisuke : ( Back stage ) "Err...you might want to come here for a second..."

Riku : "Fine." ( Walks back stage )

Riku : "What is it?"

Daisuke : "Umm...why are there TWO special guests?"

Riku : "TWO? The producer said there was only ONE guest though!"

Daisuke : "Umm , which one of you , is the special guest?"

Angel / Shady : "Me."

Daisuke : ( Sweatdrops )

Riku : "Oh forget it , just put them both on , what are your names?"

Angel : "Angel."

Shady : "Shady."

Daisuke : "Okaaay , if you say so..."

Riku : "Okay , back to the show! ( Walks back on stage ) Today our special guests are...

Angel / Shady : ( Walks on stage )

Riku : "Angel , and Shady!"

Dark : ( Walks on stage ) "Who the heck are they?"

Angel : ( Glares / stares at Dark )

Shady : ( Eyes sparkle as she looks at Dark )

Dark : ( Sweatdrops ) / "Wonderful , just wonderful. A girl who hates me , apparently... and a fangirl. Wonderful. /

Riku : "Anyways , lets get on with the show! Today we're doing a guessing game , everyone picks a number between one and twenty and the one closest to the number I have in my head gets to have one request of the cast! Now , pick a number!"

Dark : "Ten."

Daisuke : "Umm , seventeen."

Risa : "Fourteen."

Satoshi : "Eighteen."

Everyone / "When did HE get here?" /

Angel : "Five!"

Shady : "Thirteen."

Riku : "Okay , lets see...the closest one is...huh?"

Everyone : "What is it?"

Riku : "Umm , Angel and Shady are BOTH the closest to the number I was thinking."

Dark : "What number WERE you thinking?"

Riku : "Nine."

Dark : "Well , I guess I'll just have to find another way..."

Riku / Angel : "Another way for WHAT?"

Dark : "A kiss , of course. Unless one of you lovely ladies would assist me with me wi----"

Bam! ( Riku and Angel whack Dark with mallets )

Dark : "Aaaargghh! What'd you do THAT for?"

Riku / Angel : "You , you , stupid PERVERT!" ( Both whack Dark with mallets )

Dark : ( Starts running )

Riku / Angel : ( Chases after Dark , while occasionally landing hits )

Shady : ( Glares at Angel and Riku )

Angel : "Huh?" ( Looks at Shady with confused look and stops chasing Dark )

Shady : ( Walks over to Angel , pulls out mallet and... )

Bam!

Angel : "Owww..." ( Falls to floor )

Dark : "Dammit! Stop hitting me with that stupid mallet!"

Riku : ( Glares at Dark , returns to stage )

Shady : ( Walks up to Dark with sparkly eyes )

Angel : ( Wakes up , gets up from ground. Btw , the next few lines are from lilangelarishi's profile. ) "You TRAITOR!"

Shady : ( Turns to face Angel ) "Look , just because I worship bishies like Dark doesn't mean that I'm a traitor!"

Angel : "Yes it does , we made a pact to hate guys like Dark!"

Dark : ( Sweatdrops )

Angel : "Well , not hate but strongly dislike!"

Shady : "That still doesn't mean that I'm a traitor!"

Angel : "Well then what are you?"

Shady : "A bishie worshiper!"

Angel : "Traitor! Nyaa! ( Sticks out tongue )

Riku : "Well anyways , the two of you still have one free request each."

Shady : ( Eyes sparkle ) "I want Dark to give me a hug!"

Riku : ( Twitches ) "How could you like someone like HIM!"

Dark : "How can she NOT?"

Riku : ( Grits teeth )

Angel : ( Glares at Dark ) "Well , my request is that Dark DOESN'T hug Shady!" ( Fire appears in background )

Riku : ( Sweatdrops )

Risa : "I'm on Angel's side! I don't want HER to hug MY Dark!"

Shady : "YOUR Dark?"

Risa : "Yes , MY Dark."

Shady / Risa : ( Glares at eachother with flames in background )

Dark : "Hey , I don't belong to anyone so---"

Shady / Risa : ( Glare at Dark momentarily before glaring at eachother again )

Dark : ( Sweatdrops )

One hour later

Risa / Shady : ( Still glaring at eachother )

Riku : "Well anyways , it's time for this show to end so , I guess nobody wins."

Shady / Risa : ( Stops glaring and turns away from eachother, now back to back )

Angel : ( Stands next to Dark )

Dark : ( Looks at Angel in suspicion )

Angel : ( Pulls out mallet super fast and whacks Dark once )

Bam!

Dark : "What was that for? you trying to kill me?"

Angel : "No , I just wanted to whack you before we left."

Dark : ( Glares at Angel )

Shady : "Dark , I'll always remember you!"

Risa : ( Anger marks appear )

Riku : "Well , before this gets out of hand , we'll see you next time on DNAngel Randomness!"


End Chapter Ten
Hey lilangelarishi , hope you liked it , and thanks to those who read! And please Review!