35 Things About Rosalie Hale:

1. Revenge is her middle name (actually,it's Lillian. But, for my purposes, it might as well be Sarah)

2. Blue-eyes blonde-haired bimbo she is not! (Well, duh! Her eyes are gold! And sometimes black! But she is blonde!)

3. She is more than any one man can handle (Good thing Emmett's a Vampire then)

4. To her, Confidence is a Virtue

5. Her middle name is Lillian (hey! I told you! Don't mention that one! It totally messes with#1!)

6. She likes clothing (Makes sense as she's not a nudist)

7. She thinks Vampires are better than, say, humans (but then again, who doesn't these days?)

8. She is in love with Emmett (at least we hope she is. Run Away Edward!)

9. She used to wish Edward was in love with her (Bella, are you ready to step up and defend your man, er Vamp, from her!?!?)

10. She was 18 when she was changed into a Vampire (Sorry Rosie, you'll only be able to rent a car when you've aged seven years!)

11. She thinks WereWolves smell bad (And she should! God! When was the last time you took a shower, Jake! You too, Embry! And Quil!)

12. She is secretly in love with Jacob, despite the smell (Maybe she thinks she can change him?)

13. Rosalie wishes she was as awesome as me (Doesn't everyone? *asks innocently*)

14. She drank Mike Newton last tuesday night (He was getting on her nerves!)

15. She drank Jacob yesterday (Their forbidden love was never meant to be. Or he forgot to take that shower. Hmmm.)

16. Didn't you hear? She officially changed her name to "Rosalie Revenge Slush" late last night (Ha ha. Tell me you're joking? Ah, well, if you're not, then I win!)

17. You know what the worst pick-up line the late Mike Newton ever used on her was? "Did it hurt when you fell from the clouds, Miss Hale?" (I wish i'd thought of that. oh wait! I did!)

18. Rosalie just bit my head off. Literally. (God, those fangs really hurt like, oh, I don't know, . . . Vampire FangS!)

19. Oh, hey. Guess what? Rosalie just brought JAke back from the dead, and is now hosing him off in my front yard, cause you know all werwolves go to hell!

20. Guess what? I am Rosalie Revenge Slush! Ha ha ha ha ha aha ha ah aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h!

That's all folks! Hope you enjoyed the show! Review.

Lot's of love,

Good Luck,

And Infinite Good Karma,

Rosalie Revenge Slush

(Aka Dustfinger's cheering section)

P.s. I want to try to make this a every saturday thing. I need help, and ideas, to make that happen. Just a thought.