{On the 10th day of December, the plot bunnies gave to me,
A fluffy texting and scones Theta/Koschei... (Okay, that didn't rhyme at all, but it was closer than Doctor/Master)}
(For Wren xx) Five and Ainley, cause they are adorabléz...
Hello, my dear...
Master?! How did you even get this number? TS
Oh, so you're going by "Theta" again now? Remembering the old days at the academy, are we? K xx
Well... Perhaps. But more importantly, how did you get my number? And since when did you care for earth technology? TS
Oh, my dear Doctor... If only you knew... K xx
What is that supposed to mean?! Should I be scared? TS
Very. K xx
And I have my ways, darling. You of all people should know that... K xx
Ah... Are you plotting again? TS
And "darling"? Really? TS
Of course. Fine. Poppet. K xx
Rassilon, no! That's dreadful. "Dear" is perfectly acceptable. Or you could simply try calling me "Doctor". Everyone else seems to manage it! TS x
Ha! A kiss! I am already winning! K xx
Oh, don't be silly. It's only a letter in English. TS x
If you say so, celery boy. K xx
Well, you are no better, with your ridiculous moustache! TS
You look like a striped earth sweet! The type eaten at winter feasts! K
All that black velvet! You look like a bin bag! TS
You wound me! At least I don't have half a cat on my head! K
Excuse me?! I thought you liked my hair! TS
And how do you know what a cat is?! TS
Well... It is tolerable, I suppose. But far too fluffy. And cats are a brilliant creation. Wonderful creatures. K xx
Have you been researching Earth for me? TS
Certainly not! I mean, yes, I have, but definitely not for you! Why would I be interested in such a primitive planet? K
Oh, you sweetie... TS xx
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Right. Shall we stick to "dear"? K xx
I think that would be wise, dear. TS xx
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I made scones... K xx
Where are you? I'm coming over right now. TS xx
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{Part two, maybe? Review!}