This one is a bit strange. I wrote it at like three in the morning. I suppose you can say it's tapping in to Draco's funny bone? Anyway I hope you enjoy. Review and tell me just how strange this really is. ~~~ Kei ;D


Bleeding – Draco Malfoy

Okay, so I really did want to get caught by Potter. My pride just got in the way a little bit.

What was that spell he just cast?

I'm flipping bleeding on a bathroom floor now. The water is nice and cool. Stupid pride isn't stopping me from crying like a bloody baby though.

Haha. Bloody baby. At this moment I am both literally bloody, and a baby. I sure have some wit.

I wouldn't mind dying though. It seems okay right now. It was inevitable. I could have never killed Dumbledore. The man's been to kind to me these few years. So, the Dark Lord would have killed me. At least if I die Potter will end up in Azkaban.

Yes death. I welcome you with open arms. Actually, I'm kind of hungry as well. Food and death. What is wrong with me? I'm serio...

Oh bloddy hell! Now Snape's gone and healed me. Just when death's started to look good Snape has to swoop in to save the flipping day.

Note to self: Kick Snape's ass after eating a copious amount of food. End Note.