Chapter 10: Killer Cocktail
Draco had grown up his entire life hearing grand stories of the Dark Lord. So powerful no witch or wizard could touch him. He could kill or control any who opposed him.
And he kills mudbloods, that's always awesome.
Draco's father was a big supporter, as was his Godfather, so Draco knew that when the time came, the Dark Lord would ask him to serve.
He was so happy when he got his mark, and after a short meeting with his master he already had a mission.
It was difficult, but it wasn't impossible. Dumbledore was a fool, and Draco would be the one to take advantage.
Okay, so the first attempt didn't work so well.
Who would have thought that the stupid girl wouldn't be able to get the necklace to the old fart.
It seemed like such a foolproof plan! Curse the necklace, imperius the girl. How could that have possibly failed?!
He let out a loud sigh. Back to the drawing board...
Poison! Yes, that's it!
The old man won't last too long after a big dose of that!
Draco, ever the sly dog, was able to convince his Uncle Severus to sneak him in a bottle of mead. It was for a friend's birthday, that's all! No one dieing painfully here!
Now for the poison... something strong. Ah! Here we are. This will do nicely.
Maybe I should have paid better attention in potions class? Severus always gives O's to us, but it's probably a good skill to have...
Says its supposed to be green, but really, there's yellow in green right? Probably not supposed to have the purple flecks though... Oh well, its supposed to kill, not look pretty.
He took a swig of the mead, just for a taste. No point in letting a whole bottle go to waste is there?
"Oh, can we have some Draco?" Idiot one said, motioning to the bottle.
"No, you fat moron." Draco replied, "This is for something special."
"But I want some!" The idiot wined.
"Bugger off man," said Draco, thinking of a way to distract his idiot friend, "Maybe Pansy will let you feel her up if you tell her I said to."
"You think so?" he asked
"Worth a shot," Draco replied, shooing the two morons out the door.
Let them feel her up? Heh, not bloody likely.
Now wheres that poison? There, now all I need is a funnel...
Later that night Idiot one and two stumbled back up to their dorm with big grins plastered across their faces.
Pansy is such a slut! Didn't even need to drop Draco's name and she practically dragged them to a broom closet. Not a lot of room for her to suck a couple of blokes off, but she managed.
Place smelled like pine though, weird.
In a great mood, the two plopped down on their mattresses.
A few minutes later idiot one was getting bored, and decided to make the evening more fun.
Stomping over to Draco's bed, he quickly spotted the bottle he was denied earlier on. Popping the cork, he took down a couple of mouthfuls, feeling the burn as it went down.
He quickly handed the bottle to idiot two, who chugged down half the thing in one go. Letting out a loud belch, he then watched as Crabbe keeled over onto the floor.
Lightweight.
Wow, this is good stuff.
He then collapsed himself.
Draco was back to the dorm late that night.
Pansy is such a slut! He just told her what he wanted and minutes later she was sucking him off in a broom closet.
Why do they all smell like pine?
With a grin, Draco entered his dorm room.
The grin disappeared when he saw two bodies lying on his floor.
"Fucking morons!" he cried, "That was expensive mead!"
It wasn't a very good plan to begin with, but leaving a poisoned bottle of booze in a room with a couple of morons was an even worse idea.
But then again, wizards are stupid.
AN: Thanks to Slytherin66 for the idea
'Twas fun to watch a couple of new people die.
And boy is Pansy a slut!