Hey everyone! You guys are so nice to me. I get about ten reviews a chapter! Let's go for twenty! And just to let you guys know I'm going to Hilton Head tomorrow so I won't be able to update next week. And Adi your gonna need to take care of Equwada
Puck: Who's Adi?
Me: My friend.
Puck: You have friends? And what kind of name is Adi?
Me: Yes I have friends, and she's Indian. Don't judge her!
Puck: Whatever. She's probably crazy like you.
Me: I'm going to tell her you said that.
Puck: No you're not because you're going to leave before you have the chance to see her. Therefore, you can't tell her.
Me: I don't have to see her to tell her. I already told her.
Puck: What? How? You've been here the whole time.
Me: She reads this.
Puck: Ah crap! I'm going to go hide now. Wait! Before I cower in fear... Is she anything like you?
Me: Well, when I first met her, no. But I slowly got to her, so now she's like me only more sane and not as random.
Puck: Crap! I'm scared now! I'm going to go hide.
Me: Wait! Say it first!
Puck: Fine. Puppybluie doesn't own The Sisters Grimm or Walmart or Maximum Ride.
Me: Thank you. Now go hide before Adi comes and beats you with a bat.
Puck: -Goes and hides in my brother's closet-
Me: La la la la la. Well it's sorta of boring without Puck here to harass. Hm... I wonder how many people on this site or actually normal. Hm. On to the story!
Sabrina's POV
I currently was reading Maximum Ride while sitting on the couch upside-down. Don't judge me. I was bored. After about fifteen minutes of the blood rushing to my head I decided to sit the way normal people do. I slowly lifted my head up and shuffled around on the couch until I was sprawled out on it and all the blood was returning to my feet. After that I suck my nose back into my book and continued reading it hurriedly.
About ten minutes later, I noticed out of the corner of my eye Puck stroll into the room with a cocky grin on his face. I really hope he doesn't interrupt me while I'm reading Maximum Ride.
"Hey, Sabrina?" He asked shifting on his feet. Oh. No. He. Didn't. Puck saw the anger in my eyes and took a giant step back. I leaped up from the couch and released my anger on him.
"WHAT THE FNICK IS SO IMPORTANT TO INTERRUPT ME WHILE I'M READING MAXIMUM RIDE!" I looked him in the eyes waiting for his response. Puck opened his mouth but then closed it after a second thought.
"Oh," Puck stuttered. "You're reading Maximum Ride? Then never mind. I'll tell you later." With that he shuffled away, shivering in fear. I sighed in frustration, then plopped lazily back on the couch.
Then right when I open my book again guess what happened. If you guess dinosaurs fell out of the sky you're wrong. Alice skips happily in and says, "Hi, Sabrina. I was wondering..." She paused mid-sentence when she saw what I was reading. "Oh never mind." She spun swiftly around, and strolled back into the kitchen.
I glared at the door for a good five minutes, then opened my book and started reading. Again.
Thirty Minutes Later...
I shut my book closed and heaved myself off of the very comfy couch. I looked around the room in search of Puck and Alice, but had no luck. Next, I looked in the kitchen and BINGO! I scurried over to hem, and tapped them on the shoulder to get their attention.
"So, what did you guys want to ask me?" I asked. Puck opened his mouth to tell me but I silenced him with my glare. "Alice better go first since hers will most likely make more sense."
"What?" Puck yelled childishly. "But that's not fair! She suffers from insanity!" He thrust his hands towards her to try to prove his point. Alice just stared at him in shock.
"I do not!" Alice exclaimed sounding offended. "I enjoy every minute of in." She crossed her hands over her chest and turned away from Puck's shocked expression. I bit my lip to try to stifle my laughter but it didn't do much and soon enough I was bursting out laughing. Puck turned to glare at me, which only caused me to laugh harder.
I took a deep breath to try to tame my laughter and then I nodded towards Alice. "Oh!" Alice cried. "Okay. I needed your opinion on something."
"Who would want her opinion?" I heard Puck mutter. I shot him the death glare then turned my gaze back to Alice.
"Okay." She continued. "Should I wear this-" She snapped her fingers and her old outfit (Re: Chapter 5) was instantly switched to a tight black t-shirt that said 98% Human 2% Bird on the front. Her shorts were bright blue and were cut about four inches above her knees. Her shoes had been transformed from her ratty black converse to new bright blue ones.
"Or should I wear this?" She snapped her fingers a second time and the first outfit changed to one with a loose white shirt with one sleeve off the shoulder. On the front was a wolf and red and blue paint splatters. Her shorts were the same size as the ones before only they were now a pale blue.
"Hm," I thought, as I walked in slow circles around her, taking in the outfit. Every once and awhile Alice would snap her fingers and the outfit would change to help me decide easier. I probably circled her for about five minutes before I came up with my decision.
"Well, for the first outfit I liked the black shirt and the blue shorts together and the shirt looks really good on you but I have to say I liked the second outfit better. It just looks more like something you would wear." Alice nodded happily and snapped her fingers so the outfit I had selected would appear.
She twirled around happily to show us the clothes fully. "I like this outfit too, Sabrina," Alice commented with a full blown grin in her face. I smiled lightly knowing I had made her happy.
I looked towards Puck to find him with a look of confusion on his face. "It's your turn," I said as I tapped my foot impatiently.
"I will never understand girls," Puck murmured. I sighed then quickly spun my finger in a circle to tell him to hurry up. "Fine. Well, I was wondering if guys wanted to go to Walmart."
"Why?" I asked.
"We are going to have a contest." He replied simply. I stared at him waiting for the details. "Okay, all of us are going to try to get kick out of Walmart. Whoever gets kicked out first wins."
"Omigosh!" Alice squealed. "We should totally do that! That would be so much fun! I say we do it. What to you think, Sabrina?" She looked over to me with wide eyes.
"Sure," I answered. "Sounds like fun. Let's also count how many people stare at us for being freaks." Puck smirked at that idea while Alice punched the air in joy.
"Okay," Puck said, breaking the silence. "TO WALMART!" He pointed to the door then charged off, Alice and I skipping behind him.
*At Walmart*
Okay, I have to tell you: I was having the most fun ever! I was currently pushing a shopping through the store yelling, "The British are coming! The British or coming!" I passed by the juice aisle only to get a few weird looks. That makes forty-two people who think I'm a freak.
As a was running past the toys section I saw Puck skipping through the aisles singing Party In the USA by Miley Cyrus horribly and throwing confetti at random people. Have you ever seen Puck singing Party In the USA without really knowing the words? Well, if you haven't then you've been deprived greatly. I couldn't stop laughing but I quickly tried to stop when I saw Puck start to angrily walk towards me.
"What?" I asked Puck, looking up innocently.
Puck opened his mouth to reply but just then a woman whispered to her friend, "This is madness."
Puck and me glanced at each other and smiled. "Madness?" We said together. "THIS. IS. SPARTA!" Then we took off together to cause more trouble.
We immediately went to the the clothes area and hide in some clothes. I peeked out to see a men coming over. As he passed by I whispered, "Pick me! Pick me!" He stopped and turned around in surprise. Next it was Puck's turn. "Pick me! Pick me!" A look of horror passed across the man's face, and then he ran away in fear with Puck and I laughing so hard we couldn't breathe.
After two more costumers passed by our hide out, we got out of the clothes and just walked around. Soon enough we got bored, but thankfully the announcer went off right at that moment. When the girl started speaking, Puck instantly crumpled to the ground shrieking, "The voices! The voices! They're back!" I had to admit that was creative.
When the announcer stopped speaking Puck got off the ground, and we started to go towards the book section. As we were passing by something caught my eye. MAXIMUM RIDE! I ran to the books and started eagerly grabbing them. Okay I got the first one, the second, third and fourth. I think I'm good for now.
I sprinted to the nearest cashier and paid for the books in record time. The cashier put them in a plastic bag, and handed them to me. When she did I asked, "Can I have fries with that?" She just stared at me like I was crazy, I just shrugged, and walked calmly away. Some people are really weird.
Alice's POV
Right now I was in the toy section holding about ten bouncy balls. I walked down the aisles looking for people. After I looked down five I saw an aisle with four costumers in it. Perfect.
Okay, I have never told anyone this but when I was little, you know how usually little girls are obsessed with dolls and dresses? Well I wasn't. I was obsessed with Pokemon. And I still sort of am. So I thought this was going to be a lot of fun to do.
I smiled picked up one of the bouncy balls. I yelled as loud as possible, "Go, Pikachu, go!" And then threw the bouncy ball. It bounced past two of the people but all of them were looking at me like I was insane. They were also thinking that. Why does everyone think that?
I decided to have some more fun and yelled, "Pikachu use thunderbolt on that lady!" I pointed to the first lady I saw who wearing this really ugly pink dress. She looked shocked then ran away thinking the Pikachu was real. Wow. I smirked then said, "Good job, Pikachu! You killed her! Return!" I quickly scooped the bouncy ball up and calmly strolled away leaving confused faces behind me.
I thought of where to head next then started walking towards the dressing room. On my way there I saw an employee coming towards to me to help me with anything. When he reached me I started screaming, "Stop following me! Just leave me alone! Get away! Get away!" I quickly ran away trying to look as freaked out as possible.
As I continued my way towards the dressing rooms I saw Puck and Sabrina in the hardware department. I ran over to them happily. "Hey guys!" I said while jumping up and down.
"Wow. Someone's a little hyper." Sabrina said, putting her hands on my shoulders to try to get me to stop jumping.
"Yep," I chirped. "I just scared an old lady, two women, three men, an employee, and three little kids." Puck and Sabrina just nodded slowly. "Come on, follow me!" I grabbed their arms and dragged them with me to the dressing rooms.
I opened the door to an empty room and went in. I sat in there for about three minutes before I yelled, "There's no toilet paper in here!" I heard Sabrina sigh in fake frustration, and start knocking on the door loudly.
"Come on! Hurray up! We all have to go too you know!" She yelled, and I snickered. Suddenly the door was yanked open and a woman with a tag that said Manager on it grabbed Sabrina, Puck and I. She dragged us over to the back door then thrust us out saying, "Out! Out! Out! And stay out!" She wiped imaginary dust of her hands then slammed the door shut.
We all looked at each other for a few seconds before bursting out laughing.
"That was so much fun!" I said clutching my stomach. I glanced towards Sabrina to see her carrying a bag. "What did you get?" I asked pointing to the plastic bag.
"Oh, just a few books," She said looking down.
"Maximum Ride?"
"Yeah."
"Okay!" I said, clapping my hands together. "How many stares did we each get?" I pointed my hand to Sabrina.
"Sixty-nine," She said, practically glowing with pride. I nodded then pointed to Puck.
"Sixty-eight," He muttered, glaring at Sabrina. I laughed at him causing him to direct his glare to me. I just rolled my eyes and stuck my tongue out at him.
"Ha!" Sabrina gloated. "I win! I win!" She started doing this weird little happy jig.
"Not quite," I said holding my hand up to stop her jig. "I got one hundred and three stares. Which means I am the biggest freak out of all of us." I took a deep bow only to have Puck and Sabrina glare at me. There just mad 'cause I rained on their parade. "Hey, at least we all had fun," I said trying to up their spirits.
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever." They both muttered and started heading back home. I smirked and skipped after them.
Yeah! This chapter was so much fun to write!
Joe: Hey, I didn't know you had a fanfiction account.
Me: Everyone, this is my imaginary friend Joe.
Joe: 'Sup. Hey, shouldn't Puck be here?
Me: Yeah but right now he's hiding from Adi in my brother's closet.
Joe: Oh. That makes sense. Adi is sort of weird.
Me: Yeah. Yeah, she is.
Joe: Wait. Isn't your brother's closet broken so if you close it from the inside you can't get out unless someone outside opens it?
Me: Yeah. What's your point?
Joe: My point is that he's stuck in there.
Me: Oh yeah. Great!
Joe: Go get him!
Me: No!
Joe: Why not?
Me: Because I like listening to my brother try to get out.
Joe: Um. We're talking about Puck. Is there something you're not telling me?
Me: There are a lot of things I don't tell you. I mean duh, you live behind a washing machine.
*In my brother's closet*
Puck: Hello? Anyone out there? I can't get out! This closet is broken!
My Brother: Who are you?
Puck: Puck. Who are you?
My Brother: Alex's brother, Ethan.
Puck: Who's Alex?
Ethan: Puppybluie.
Puck: Oh. Do you think she's ever going to let us out.
Ethan: No. One time I was in here for two days.
Puck: Oh crap! How did you get out?
Ethan: My mom realized I was missing and let me out.
Puck: Oh. Did Alex get in trouble?
Ethan: No. She never gets in trouble.
Puck: Well crap.