-headdesk- When…. The HELL was the last time I wrote something for FF? DX Jebus its been MONTHS. But I miss writing and all of you guys ^^; So I'm gonna come back. I haven't even been reading DX Damn. Anyways! I get off school on the…. 25? Sounds about right. So I'm gonna have my nose in a book till then -__- Why am I updating if that is true then? I just spent a freaking day working on an essay and my german speaking final. I need stress relief.

ONE MORE THING before the insanity starts….. –sweatdrop- I forgot who was next and can't seem to find the order for this fic ^^; So its going to be White Lady Dragon since I've seen her PM in my email inbox for the past like... 5 months or something. Forgive me if I missed you! DX

ON WITH DA SHOW!

Disclaimer: Angel: -looks out window to see all the lawyers are now skeletons- …. –SWEATDROP- I own nothing ^^;

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Peach and Heather were walking around the studio one sunny day. The place was covered in dust, including the poor tortured audience. Peach sighed as her gaze went from the almost abandoned studio to Heather.

"This is weird, Imouto-Chan! We can't find Ani-Chan or Angel-Chan anywhere!" she said as she through her hands up into the air. Heather on the other hand, was munching some popcorn.

"You know those two. Their probably off Roleplaying yaoi smut." Heather said as she shoved a handful of popcorn in her mouth. "Speaking of which, why aren't I with them!?" Peach just laughed slightly nervously, her motherly aura just seeming to spill out of her. Just then, a loud bang could be heard. Heather threw up her hands and ducked to the ground, her popcorn going flying. "I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT OFFICER! DON'T SHOOT AT ME!" she yelled. Peach just sweatdropped again and turned to see what the commotion was all about.

It was Ani and Angel who had just slammed into the studio, yelling at each other as they walked towards the two older women. Heather stood up once she heard the yelling, pretending that she hadn't done anything.

"Pure!" Ani shouted at Angel, her hands balled up into fists as the stomped into the room.

"Ego!" Angel retorted, her face a little flustered as she kept pace with Ani.

"PURE!"

"EGO!"

"PURE!"

"EGO!"

"TACKLE!" Ani shouted once they reached Peach and Heather.

"E- tackle?" Angel asked as she blinked. Just as she said this, she was tackled to the ground. "GACK! OFF." The two crazy teenagers wrestled on the floor for a few moments. Peach sighed as she looked at Heather again.

"I got Ani if you got Angel." She sighed in a slightly tired voice. Heather nodded and the two girls moved to the wrestling teens. Heather stood behind Angel and picked her up, lugging her over her shoulders. Peach just grabbed Ani by the armpits and held her up using her forearms. "Ladies! Whats going on here!"

"Nee-Chan's being unreasonable!" Angel said as she glared at Ani from her position on Heathers shoulders. "She won't listen to what I have to say!"

"Imouto-Chan's the one being unreasonable!" Ani retorted as she struggled in Peach's hold. "She won't listen either!"

"I'm listening! …I just don't give a sh-" Peach cut off Angel.

"What are you two fighting about anyways?" She asked with a raised eyebrow. Angel and Ani looked at each other for a moment before looking back at Peach and Heather. "Well girls?"

"Which Junjou Romantica pairing is best." They said at the same time. Peach and Heather nearly dropped the girls as they said this. "Wwwwhhaaattt! Terrorist is good! But Ego/Pure is better!" once the girls realized that they both said different things, they went back to glaring at each other.

"I have a way to solve this!" Heather said. Peach just blinked and looked at her friend in confusion. Just then, Heather all but threw Angel to the ground and sat on her. "Ahhh! Nice and comfy!" she said with a grin. Peach and Ani blinked a few times before bursting out laughing.

"Can't…. breathe…. To….. FAT!!!" Angel called out.

"For that I'm not moving!" Heather said with a huff as she crossed her arms over her chest. Angel flailed under Heather's weight.

"Onneeeee-Cccchhhaaaannn!" Ani said looking up at Peach, her eyes wide and large. "Can you pppwwwweeeaaasseeee get off of me?" she asked.

"Are you going to attack Angel-Chan again?" Peach returned, looking down at the other. Ani's eyes shifted back and forth a moment before nodding. "Then you WON'T use that dagger that I feel in your pocket on her?"

"….Dammit! Foil my plans will you!" Ani grumbled. Angel chuckled and stuck her tongue out at the other.

"Well can ya at least get off me?" Angel asked. "I got a show to do!"

"….Fineh." Heather said as she climbed off Angel.

"And I need my camera women." She nodded as Peach got off Ani. "She shall continue this after someone gets torure- I mean! Someone to get a date?" Angel said, cutting herself off mid sentence. Everyone sweatdroped. In a guest of wind, Ani was over at a giant switch labeled "ONLY PULL IF NEED BE." …she pulled it.

Suddenly the lights went on, the audience was back to life, Peach and Heather were flung off to gods nowhere, a giant wall crashed onto the ground, and yelling could be heard. Lots of yelling. As per usual, the yelling was coming from the other side of the wall, but this time it was only two people yelling, not three.

"Not… this…. AGAIN!!" the first voice shouted.

"….I don't wanna know." Said the second, oddly calm.

"…I'm getting my lawyer." Said the third.

"You're all such freaking babies!" Angel said as she hopped up onto the stage. She pulled a mic out of thing air and looked at Ani. "LIGHTS!!" Ani snagged two wires and connected them. Strobe lights light up the entire room. "CAMERAS!" giant cameras appeared all around the stage, as well as one getting a close up of Ani's eye. "ACTION!" as Angel shouted the last word, explosions and yelling can be heard from back stage.

"BOO YAA! TAKE THAT YOU DAMN CRAB PEOPLE!!" the voice yelled. Angel and Ani blinked a few times before looking at each other.

"Is Huggles-Nii playing his games again?" Angel asked.

"Either that or the crab people came alive again and he had to fight them off…. Again." Ani said, looking from side to side trying to appear innocent.

"…What did you do now?" Ani looked from side to side again.

"He was asking for it." She said with a nod. Angel shrugged as she walked back to the stage. She grabbed the almost forgotten mic and beamed into the camera.

"HELLO AND WELCOME TO THIS WEEKS GX MYSTERY DATING GAME!! I'M YOUR HOST! ANGEL! And now its time to introduce our next guest! Draca!" Angel pulled on a lever and there was a puff of smoke. Out of the smoke came a girl with a dragon on her shoulder. Angel blinked. "No pets!" she said with a huff.

"She won't leave." Draca said with a sigh. Angel shrugged.

"Meh." She said. "Anyways! Onto the show!" there was a groan from the other side of the wall. Angel kicked at it a few times. "Quiet you! Or I'll release the hounds again!" it suddenly went quiet. "Alright! Question time!"

"Okay!" Draca said. She took in a deep breath before beginning to speak. "Whatsyourfavoritecolor? Whenwasyourfirstkiss? Whatsyourfavoritefood? What-" Angel cute her off before she could ask anymore.

"GAH! Stop! You're gonna fry my brain! X.x" She shouted. She then fell to the ground and began to twitch uncontrollably.

"O_O whoops…." Draca said sweatdropping. The Dragon just seemed to laugh. Angel quickly stood up and shook her head from side to side, her eyes nothing but swirls.

"One question at a time please!" she finally said. Draca just laughed nervously.

"Sorry! I'm a very inquisitive person, and can ask thirty questions a minute!" she said proudly. "But I can just stick with three for now!" She held up her hand to show permanent marker on it. "First question! What's your zodiac sign? I'm a Virgo!" the guys seemed to think for a moment before answering.

"Scorpio." Said the first guy in a monotone.

"Gemini." Said the second as if he didn't care about anything in the world.

"Pisces" said the third with a shrug.

"What's your idea of a perfect date?" Draca asked.

"A quiet one by the sea." Said the first guy, still in a boring ol monotone.

"I don't date." Said the second. Everyone in the audience sweatdropped.

"One at a fancy restaurant. That my date would pay for, of course." The third answered.

"…Cheap arsehole." Angel said. She could almost feel the other glaring at her from the other side of the wall. Like she cared.

"I'm going to be blunt about this one." Draca said. "If we were caught in a situation where we were VERY close to having sex, would you be willing to use protection? Also, where would our relationship go from there?"

"WHAT?!" all the guys on the other side of the wall asked. Angel and Ani both burst out laughing, falling over onto the floor holding their sides.

"What about sex!? O.O" A boy appears from backstage, wearing a black sweatshirt as well as a Yankees hat. "Why did no one tell me this thing had sex in it?!"

"Because it doesn't." Angel said standing up. "And like we would tell you if we did. BEGON YANKEE!!" Angel then pulls out a baseball and throws it at the boys eye.

"My eye! DX" the boy cries out in a rather girly voice. "-_X I'm going back to fighting for mah life now…" he said as the boy retreated back to backstage. Angel chuckled.

"That's what Huggles-Nii gets for being a Yankee." She nodded as she said this. "Anyways!" Angel said getting back on track. "Answer the stupid question boys!" a loud sigh could be heard. "Do iiiitttt!"

"In order," began the first guy. "One, we would not be having sex, and if we were, I would make sure we would not get caught. Two: of course I would use protection. Three: it would depend on what had been going on before that."

"I'm going to be blunt as well." Said the second guy. "I would never date you, thus, no sex."

"So long as your good at what you do, I don't care." Said the third guy. All eyes widened and they just STARED at the wall.

"Anyways…" Angel said. "Time to pick a challenge and then its off to a commercial!" Draca thought for a moment before a bright light bulb appeared over her head.

"I want all the guys to meet my alterego, Dragon! …Dragons my more vicious side by the way." She beamed happily.

"…This won't end well." Said all the boys at once.

"Deal with it." Angel said. "Here's a word from somebodies else's sponsor!

Commercial/sponsor

A man smoking a cigarette appears on screen. The guy just seems to stand there smoking for a few moments before a packet of cigarettes takes up the whole screen.

"Just smoke it!"

A second after that one ends, a new commercial pops up. It showed a guy about to light a cigarette before throwing it away.

"Don't smoke it!"

Angel twitched.

"…Wasn't that the same company?!" she shouted. Ani and Draca nodded. "…Okay then. Anyways! Lets see how the guys faired!"

"…I suddenly hate dragons." Said the first guy.

"…" the second just seemed to twitch.

"GAH! Get it away!" and the third just seemed to be scarred for life.

"…Remind me never to be left alone with Dragon in a dark alley." Angel said as she looked at Draca, who was just beaming like a nut job. "Alright! Time to pick!"

"Yay!" Draca shouted happily. The wall went up and the first guy was reveled to be- "Zaney!" hearts appeared in Draca's eyes. "…Why is Yubel!Jaden here?" Draca blinked at the second. She pointed wildly at Aster. "YOU! YOU MADE ZANEY EMO AND ALL SMEXY!" Aster blinked.

"So who do you choose?" Angel asked. Draca looked from each of the boys. Her head kept traveling from boy to boy, quickly gaining speed. Soon her head was doing a compete 360. "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" Angel shouted as she jumped up and stabbed a syringe into Draca's shoulder. Draca fell to the floor and began to twitch, as well as foam at the mouth. Angel sweatdropped. "That's our show! I'm outta here before the cops come!"

"DON'T FORGET US!" Heather and Ani shouted as they ran after the nut that was already out the door.