Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon
Epsiode 9: Blaziken vs Charizard
(Based off of Kim Jong Ill vs Hulk Hogan)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!
Blaziken!
vs.
Charizard!
BEGIN!
Blaziken:
The name's Blaziken, I got a license to Blaze!
I'll beat you over the head with my rhymes in a rage!
Your body looks like an orange painted banana!
With a Monferno tail and Rock Type vendetta!
I'm coming out you like a Fighting solar flare!
You'd be burned bald now if you had fur or hair!
Man! Ash's group's a bunch of babies, dude!
I'll Fire Punch you and Damian too!
Charizard:
You got a ring-side seat to your own smack down, brother!
You look like Scootaloo's ugly chicken mother!
You're a freak! A Phony! I'll beat your even a Brony!
And don't even mention Damian! He's fame's a lot of bologna!
Come on chicken! All the little chicks should know
That I hang chickens upside down like ducks in an Asian shop window!
Then I'll Dragon Claw ya in half, you feathery thing!
Brother I'll Flare Blitz your butt back to Beijing!
Blaziken:
Beijing is in China! This is Japan you dolt!
I'll Double Kick you so hard, you'll think you got hit by a Thunder Bolt!
Fighting Types are it! let me give you a tour!
By the way, Charla says my Blaze is hotter than yours!
Blaziken used High Jump Kick!
The move connected with Charizard's chest, knocking him back into the stadium wall!
"Charizard is unable to battle! Which means. . . wait!"
Suddenly, Pokemon Trainer Liza from the Johto Region came to the front of the audience. She gave Ash a nod, which he returned, and then she took out a Pokeball and held it out to Charizard.
"They're changing Pokemon! It's. . .It's. . ."
Flash!
Charla the Charizard!
The pink bowed female Charizard tagged her mate's claw and jumped into the arena.
Charla:
Oh yeah, it's time to get real.
Watch me stomp on this Slim Jim called Blaziken.
I usually don't like to play with my dinner,
But when it's mon vs chicken, of course I'm the winner.
For this hot girl, battling's a blast
You're weak to Flying Types? Then taste my Air Slash!
Punk! I'll Dragon Claw you! Woah nelly!
On behalf of all the Charizards in Charicific Valley!
Oh yeah. . .
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
duskzilla 6/18/12 ch1
. . .maybe Charizard vs Blaziken both are fire so it would be a 'hot' match heh heh
Eeeeeeeeepic Rap. . . . . Battles of Pokemon!