Yes, I know it has been forever, get over it.

I really don't care, because I am writing this for the only person who is actually reading it, my wonderful Thien.

So nana nana Booboo.

Hummmm, I would like to dedicate this chapter to my stupid school, which was closed today for the 5th time this year, getting me out of my choir concert and work.

Living next to a great lake does have some benefits.

Anyway, this chapter was supposed to be WAY LONGER, however, after typing it up THREE times and having my Dad delete them by mistake, I cut it down, so don't complain to me.

The good news is I finally know how to end this.

Yayayayay me!!!!!
Anyway, on to the show and no I do not own it.(Naruto, not my story, own that)

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"Guys I would like to apologize, once more for my idiotic over bearing parents." I clicked off the mic.

My sensei yelled through his mic. That the lines were not supposed to be used for personal business, in the background Yuki laughed and I heard the unmistakable sound of a head smack.

I sighed and turned my attention to the barren road in front of me.

The day after the attack, my team and I were summoned to the Hokage's office, you read that right, my team.

Yes I have a team, although my parents blissfully hope I would have no aptitude for the Nin arts, I had surprised everyone and made genin with my age group, starting the program at the age of nine.

It rocks to be an Uchiha.

My team consisted of me (of course), Yuki, the son of Ino and Shikamaru, and lastly Suji, the son of Kakashi.

Yes you read that right too, Kakashi has a son.

To be more specific, Suji is Kakashi's adoptive son.

I have yet to figure out if Kakashi takes care of Suji, of Suji takes care of Kakashi.

Suji is one of the people I can relate to the most, because no one wanted him to become a Nin.

Cause Suji is blind.

His blindness is a side effect of his Kekkai Genkai, which more then makes up for his handicap.

Yuki is cool too, although he has no Kekkai Genkai, he got a mutated ability from his mothers jutsu that makes him sensitive to other peoples feeling, especially if they have been around him for a long time.

In fact, I think I would hang around Yuki a lot more, if it weren't for his sister. Yuki's twin is Hana, and just happens to be the girl I hate most in the village and my number one rival.

Stupid preppy girl.

Anywho, after my wonderful discovery, dad decided to send me on a mission.

This idea was from years and years of study. Naruto finally found out that if (after an attempt on my life) he tried to coddle me and keep me away from the big scary bad guys, well things tended to blow up.

So, the day after my Sharringan activated my team was sent on a mission, which I pretended was not a stupid farce and Dad pretended he didn't know I would set fire to his room this night in retaliations.

I sighed

"I'm bored." I said into the mic.

After three hours sitting in a tree watching a deserted road for something that wouldn't come I was getting antsy.

"Well, if someone didn't have a price on their heads." Suji muttered in his mic, I stuck out my tongue and gave him the finger.

"Kiba-sensei, lets do something fun."

Kiba roared into his mic. and told me to shut up.

I yawned widely and my jaw cracked, I rolled my shoulder and looked around.

Something was off, but I didn't know what.

"Yuki," I clicked my mic.

"Yeah?" Came the lazy reply.

'Do you feel that?" my tree shuddered, trying to buck me off, I gripped it until is stilled.

"Wow that was odd."

"What was?" Suji asked from his tree a little distance away.

"My tree," I replied, "it was shaking."

"No is wasn't"

But I didn't hear him; I was looking at my right arm. I had just felt something move on it. I slowly rolled back the cloth of my sleeve and sighed in relief.

Me and my over active imagination.

Man, I never thought I would actually be glad to see that stupid metal snake, I unknowingly stroked it.

Its head whipped around, gem eyes measuring me.

I stop.

Rubbed my eyes (with my left hand), and check again.

Yep, it was alive.

I then did what any self respecting Nin does.

I screamed my head off.

"GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!!"

I screeched in that high octave that only girls can reach and stood up on my branch and flung my arms around wildly, in vain hope of getting the snake off my arm.

Unfortunately I forgot the fact that I was thirty feet up, and my foot slipped.

My body quickly followed.

I didn't see a stinking light and the end of the tunnel; I didn't ever see a stupid tunnel.

My life didn't flash in front of my eyes, and I defiantly did not hear the voice of my dead grandparents.

I just fell, calmly taking in the fact that I was going to die.

As my body slammed into the ground, my last thought was at lest the blood snake would die too, before the fangs sunk into my arm, and I lost consciousness.

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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mwahahahahahahah, finally Kakuri is a asleep and I shall carry out my evil plan to destroy the hidden leaf village.

Love

lou