You guys are going to love this! Hopefully i finish part one before Desolation of Smaug comes out! Want to be able to get everything ready for that day!

Chapter 10

We hid amongst the branches of some pine trees, keeping in the shadows so the trolls won't see us. Jackie and I arrived at the clearing, but not in time to prevent the dwarves and Bilbo from being captured. At the moment we were watching half the dwarves and Bilbo squirm in their sacks while the other half is being attempted to be roasted by the trolls.

"So what's the plan?" Jackie asked, not looking away from the scene.

I shrugged. "Easy! We wait until Bilbo distracts them. When he does, you sneak around and begin to drag the sacked ones away and help them escape. I will sneak up behind the dwarves and pull of a Human Torch." She looked at me like I was crazy. "What?! It will by everyone enough time until Gandalf actually gets back here." We both turn back to the scene to see Bilbo hopping his way to the trolls. "Alright, it's show time! Ready?"

Jackie looks at me and I see her eyes have gone slightly reptilian while she gave me a fanged smile. "Born ready!" she replied, showing her talons.

We split up, but all the while we were trying not to laugh at the stupidity of the trolls as Bilbo tricks them.

"Wait! You are cooking dwarf all wrong!"

"What?"

"Have you smelt them? Takes more than sage for this lot." I was behind a boulder a few feet away from the trolls, but had to stop to keep myself from laughing.

"How would you know how to cook dwarf?"

"Quiet! Let the furburglahobbit talk." Damn, they are idiots!

"See the key to cooking dwarf is… uh…"

"Go on!"

"What is it?!"

Bilbo saw me, but I signal him to keep doing what he was doing. "The secret is…to… skin them first!" Cue the uproar!

"Traitor!"

"Wait until I get my hands on you!"

"That's not true! I have eaten plenty of dwarves before." One of the trolls went over to the sacked dwarves and I noticed Jackie quickly ducking behind a nearby bush. Too close! The troll picked up Bombur. "Nothing like raw dwarf. Nice and crunchy!"

"No, not him! He's infected! Has worms in his…tubes!" Okay, I had to literally press my fist to my mouth to prevent the sounds of my giggles from being heard. "In fact they are all infected!"

The dwarves went in an uproar again and I saw Jackie right next to Thorin. Looking at Thorin, I saw he was staring at me. I mouthed to him, Distraction! Help Bilbo! and he got the message. Kicking Kili, both of them looked at each other and soon all the dwarves began to shout they have parasites. I was trying so hard not to fall over laughing because this was one of my favorite movie moments until Gandalf came to the rescue. What almost put me over the edge was when Thorin almost freaked when Jackie began pulling him and the others away. She managed to get four away, but stopped when the trolls spotted her and saw how Bilbo tricked them. Okay, Castiel! It's now or never!

Slowly, I silently called to the flames and have them come to me and surround me. While doing so I pulled my iPhone from my pack and placed my ear phones on. The flames slowly crawled from their spot, scaring the trolls, and made their way towards me. The trolls saw me as the flames began to encircle me and encasing my body in fire. The Company began yelling, but stopped when they saw that I was okay.

"Who is that?"

"A human that can control fire!"

"Can we eat her?"

"Get her!"

I smiled and sent a blast of heat towards them, making the dumbasses stumble back. I pressed play and the Yu-Gi-Oh original theme song was blasting in my ears. Hey, if you are going to kick some ass, then have music that can go with the situation. The trolls came running towards me and I waited for them to get closer.

"Flame on!" I screamed, quoting one of my favorite Marvel heroes.

I threw fireballs at them and flew over their heads, looking like a streak of flames. Landing behind them, I sent a small spark to where the dwarves were still tied to the spit and it cut the bonds, thus releasing the dwarves. I then sent flames bursting from my back and heard screams of pain through the music. Don't they know if they play with fire, they get burned? Dumbass trolls! I turned around and saw they were slightly burned, but more pissed off and set to kill. Next thing I knew, the trolls began to jumping up and down in pain as I laughed for Jackie had swiped Fili's daggers and was causing her own trouble. Soon she was at my side and I saw her eyes were still reptilian and fanged teeth.

"So, shall we kill or stall?" I asked my best friend. The sun was staring to appear, but enough.

"Ki-" Jackie stops short, looks up, and smile. "No need to decide."

"Dawn take you all!" I looked up and saw Gandalf on top of a huge boulder.

"Who's that?"

"I don't know."

"Can we eat him, too?"

Gandalf slammed his staff down and the boulder cracked in half. The sunlight came through and we watched as the stupid idiotic trolls turn to stone statues. Cheering could be heard throughout the clearing and I had the flames disperse into nothing. Jackie reverted back to her normal self just in time for Fili came running up and hugged Jackie. Looks like Jackie might get her wish after all! You see, my friends, Jackie and Colleen, are Hobbit fangirls, but Jackie loves Fili and Colleen loves Kili. Yeah, we noticed how we seemed to be in love with Durin bloodline.

Kili, Bofur, Bifur, Bombur, and Bilbo came running towards the three of us. Luckily they had put their clothes back on or it would be awkward to hug everyone. Once we were released, I introduced Jackie to all of them and told them about how she is a shape shifter.

"What can you shape shift into?" Bifur signed and asked in Dwarven.

Jackie looked at him, then at me. "He is asking what your other form is." I told her. "Besides your normal one when you kick ass with blades." I pointed to the daggers in her hand and laughed as her face turned red and hands the daggers back to Fili. "Oh, her form might scare the shit out of you lot. It's the reason why I know way too much about dragons."

Before anyone could ask anything, Gandalf came over and asked if he could speak to Jackie and I in private.

A/N: Don't worry! The girls aren't in trouble! Review!