Sick part 10

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By Invader Sal

"I DON'T LIKE WALKING, IT HURTS!!" GIR complained. GIR had been complaining for the past 2 of the 3 blocks we had to walk to Skool about the new pains he was feeling.

"GIR, if you keep complaining an evil green monster will come and kill you…" I said with a sigh.

"But, Master, I wanna be a SIR unit again!!"

"Well, for right now you can't," I said as we reached the Skool. "Just Smile and Bear it…" We walked into the Skool.

"Students, this is GIR. He is a new student here. NOW SIT DOWN!" GIR jolted towards the empty desk behind and whispered:

"She Scares Me, Master…"

"HEY!" Dib Screamed, Jumping up on to his desk. "HOW'S YOUR ROBOT A HUMAN, ZIM?!"

"What?! He's is no Robot! He is a Normal Human Worm-Baby just like the rest of us!!" I Yelled, quite annoyed that he figured it out.

"Oh, come on! He has the same name as it and no one wants to sit by you!! Not even new students!" I looked around and notice that all the desks, expect for the one behind me, were empty.

GIR sulked down, not liking the tension in the room.

"YOUR SCARING THE NEW KID!!" One of the girls screamed from across the room.

I turned and saw GIR trying to leave, very frightened at the fighting.

"SIT BACK DOWN!" I Growled, and as jumped back into his seat.

"He Even Listens To You! How Can He NOT Be Your Robot!"

"Stop calling him that!" We both looked at GIR's seat. A flood of girls had came around him, some comforting him and others blocking him. "This boy is definitely NOT robot! Leave him alone."

At time's like these, I really wished are teacher was paying attention to us.

The rest of the class was more or less girl ogling over GIR.

BRING!!

The bell, finally!

Everyone began to leave I waited till I thought everyone was gone.

"Okay, let go to lunch, GIR…GIR?" I looked around, GIR was no where to be seen. "Those stupid girls probably took him." I mumbled as I left the classroom.

"I'm sorry…" GIR mumbled as he grabbed a tray for lunch. "They pulled me out…"

"It's ok, but you can get away you know…" I said as the lunch lady flicked mayonnaise and rice on to my tray. "Yuck!"

"I COULDN'T!" GIR exclaimed, his tray being flung across the room as his arms shot up. "Oops."

"Don't worry, you don't need it." I gave the cashier $3.00 and began to walk to my usual table, GIR sitting next to me. "You wouldn't want to eat it anyway."

GIR began to hum a opening song to some show as I poked at the horrible Earth food.

"Hey, Master, can we go to the football game?"

"The what?"

"The football game, the blonde haired cheer girl say's she wanted me to come."

"The Cheer Captain asked you to go?" I said dropping my fork in complete amazement that GIR had gotten so popular in only one hour.

"Yes!"

"No…""Why?"

"One, I have no money to buy tickets! Two, I HATE football. And Three, you have no clue what it even is, do you?"

GIR shook his and began to pout. "But, she gave me two tickets to go! Please, Master?!"

"Fine." I said begin to think how much I will dread this stupid game. "Call me Zim when you are in your disguise, GIR."

"Why?"

"Because, if you call me Master it will get suspicious…"

"OK!"

End of Part 10

A/N:

Part 10 is up! Yay!! ^_^I REALLY thought I was going to procrastinate on thisOh well:Invader Zim and all Related Characters' (C) Jhonen VasquezEverything Else (C) Me