Hi there. Who missed me? Well I also have some not so good news. My beta for this story is going on vacation so I won't be posting chapters for this story for at least a week. But don't worry because I will have other stories that I will work on. And I would like to remind everyone that this story is rated T.
PianoMan5: Yeah, I found that and fixed it (I hope) and hopefully I don't have that same problem in this chapter.
BostonBill: That's what I was shooting for.
FanFicCriTicTheThird: Well … I have this … thing … where I can't do one shots without them seeming like … well … crap.
14AmyChan: He … she got the idea from watching Dr. Who but there was a typo in the last chapter which is now fixed.
Carifoo2001: Thank you.
MassiveSinger: There's more to it than that but yeah.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything or anyone except Erick.
Beta read by PianoMan5
(Issac's POV)
The ride to the beach was average, even if we were in a pocket dimension limo. Candace had managed to get a spot close to the entrance and decided at the last minute that she wanted to join us.
"So where are we going to meet after we get changed?" She asked as we all got out of the car.
"Let's meet by the showers." Philina answered as she finished getting her bag out of Ferb's dimensional cube.
"Alright then." Ferb said as he handed the cube to Django. "Does everyone have everything they need?"
Everyone nodded except Django, who was still digging through the cube. "I think I forgot my bathing suit." He said with a slightly frightened look. "I can't find it."
"You sure?" Philina asked as she took the cube from Django and started looking through it.
"Well then, it looks like you'll have to buy one." Ferb said, causing Django's face to fall.
Ferb dug into his pocket, pulled out a twenty, and tried to hand it to Django, but he just pushed it away. "No, I'll pay for it. I the one who forgot my bathing suit, not you"
Ferb shrugged and put the twenty back in his pocket. "Alright then, we'll see the two of you later." And with that, everyone walked away to their respective changing rooms leaving Django and me alone.
We entered the gift shop and over to the swim suit isle. As I looked around I noticed that there were many beach themed swim suits (not toosurprising, seeing as we're at the beach), but I was looking for something simple. After a few moments, I found the perfect blue swim suit. "Well if it isn't my lucky day," I said as I took it off the rack. "So Django, how are you doing?"
When I looked at him, he seemed like he was caught in a daze. He was holding a swim suit with some palm trees on it, but his attention was across the aisle to the female section, and there was a slight blushon his face. I looked back and forth between Django and where he was staring.
"What'cha'doin?" I asked.
He blinked quickly then looked at me in shock. "I … I was …" He looked away. "Nothing important."
"Thinking about a girl?" I asked jokingly.
"... Yeah … kinda ..." He responded weakly.
I let out a small laugh. I felt this strange urge to tease him while simultaneously help him … it was strange. "What's her name?"
"I'd rather not talk about it."
I walked around him and saw that his face had reddened even more. "Well that's fine, I'll just have to tell everyone that you were looking at the female bathing suits then."
He stared at me shocked. "You wouldn't actually do that, would you?"
"Not if you tell me her name." I said with a smile.
Django ran his fingers through his hair. "Fine but only if you promise not to tell anyone."
"Scouts honor." I said as I held one hand up.
Django sighed and looked around. "I was imagining what Adyson would look like in her bathing suit.
I stared at him for a moment then almost burst into laughter. "Really? You have a crush on Adyson?"
"Don't tell anyone, she'll never want to speak to me ever again." He said in a hushed tone.
"Wait, wait, wait, do you really think she's that hot?" I asked in a joking manner.
"Well yeah, but that's not the only reason I like her."
I shook my head in a joking manner. Looks like Adyson's relationship troubles are solved. "Don't worry Django, I won't tell anyone."
"Thanks,"Django said, breathing a sigh of relief.
I let out a smirk. "Tell you what, I'll try to get you and Adyson some alone time so you can try to make a move on her."
"What?" Django sputtered, beginning to panic."
"Don't worry, it'll be fine."
(Philina's POV)
I stood in a stall inside the womens' changing room, examining the bathing suit I got the other day. Sure, it looked nice, but now it seemed like I wouldn't be wearing anything at all.
This is going to feel weird, I thought to myself. I began taking off my jeans, but stopped and took another look in the stall's mirror first. This is going to be the first time I've actually seen this much my body since I've turned into a girl, I thought. Yes, I know I'd taken a shower and changed my clothes, but in both situations I had never really had this much revealed.
Come on Philina, it's not going to be bad or anything … it's my body so it's not like I'm being perverted.
I slowly took of my pants followed by my blouse, then turned to look at myself in the staring for a moment, I let out a giggle. Wow, I look good. I probably have Isabella's X chromosome to thank for that though. I placed my hands on my hips and leaned to the side a little. If I saw this as a boy, I probably wouldn't be able to stop ogling.
I took off my underwear and worked my way into my orange bikini. After adjusting it, I took another look into the mirror.
I really do look good, I thought, I wonder if I should have a few pictures to save for after I change back into a boy? I silently laughed at the idea. No way, checking out my female body after I turn back into a male sounds wrong in so many ways. I shook my head from side to side then looked back in the mirror. But I do look good … and I am enjoying being a girl … I wonder if I can stay like this.
I laughed a little more at the silly idea. I can't stay like this. Aside from the explanations and a complete change in my life … which wouldn't be too difficult to deal with. I shook my head again and smiled a bit.If I stay like this then I have to deal with ALL the downsides of being a girl. For starters, it's going to be very painful to deliver all those children I want to have. I rubbed my hand over the area just below my stomach. Well … mom did say the pain of childbirth is well worth the reward … and it does give me plenty of bonding time with them.
I rubbed my stomach some more. No, you can't stay like this, just the other day you were creeped out by the idea of giving birth. I placed my other hand on my stomach and started swaying from side to side. I must be becoming more female. The idea of childbirth sounds more interesting … in fifteen years of course but still, I can't help but … want to try it sometime.
I shook my head and took a good look into my own eyes in the mirror. No, you can't think about things like this, Issac will want to change back to Isabella so you need to change back to Phineas. You won't be the one bringing your kids into this world, it will be Isabella when you turn back into Phineas … many, many years after you turn back into Phineas … if Issac and I get together tonight.
I let out a laugh and took one final look at me in my new bathing suit. I hope he returns my feelings. I gathered my stuff opened the stall and walked out as my mind unconsciously drifted to thought of giving birth.
(Issac's POV)
Django and I made our way over to the men's changing room only to find that the others still hadn't changed yet.
"Yo, what gives?" Django asked as we met up with everyone else.
"Some kids thought it would be fun to plant a stink bomb in several of the stalls." Buford said as he crossed his arms. "So now we have to wait for the staff to clean them out or for one of the few others to be vacated."
"How bad can a stink bomb be?" I asked.
"Not that kind of stink bomb." Erick said with a cringe.
I thought to myself for a moment before realizing what he was talking about. "Someone thought it was a bathroom stall?"
"I don't think it was an accident." Erick said as someone came out of one of the clean stalls, causing the line to move forward.
After waiting for about three minutes, some of the staff came out of some of the other stalls giving the all clear signal.
"'Bout time." Buford said as he muscled his way into one of the recently cleared stalls.
"Someone's impatient."I muttered under my breath.
A few moments later, more stalls cleared, and we each made our way in. As I got in my stall, I took a good look in the mirror. I wonder how Philina's doing right now, I thought. I tore the tags off my bathing suit and began putting them on. It's different from putting a bra on, so she might have some difficulty … why am I thinking this? It's not my problem. I sighed and looked back at the mirror in shock. Somehow, while I was thinking about Philina, I had completely changed into my bathing suit.
"How did I …" I looked down at my clothes that were hanging on the hook in the stall.
Wow … how did I not notice that? I shook my head and took another look into the mirror. A thought occurredto me and I brought up my arms and tried to flex my muscles. Much to my surprise I wasn't weak or average … or at least I don't think I was. They looked big and I even had a barely visible six pack. Wow … I have muscle … I must be stronger as a boy. I could get used to this.
I laughed a little and opened the door. Also men won't be staring at me like a fine piece of candy anymore. I could really get used to this … but I can't really stay like this … I am enjoying this … but I need to turn back into Isabella, I can't stay like this.
(Philina's POV)
We were standing by the showers waiting for the boys to arrive. The other girls and I wore our t-shirts over our bathing suits to cover ourselves until later."What's taking them so long?" Katie asked as she continued tapping her foot.
"Don't worry, I'm sure that they're just held up." I replied.
Just as I turned to take another look at the changing room, I saw all the boys walk out. "Hi!" I shouted as I waved a hand around.
They clearly saw me and walked over. "Sorry we took so long." Ferb began. "There was an … accident on some of the stalls that held us up."
"Who was it?" Katie asked, eyeing Erick suspiciously.
"It was some other people. It took up most of the stalls which formed a line."
"Well it doesn't matter, if we don't hurry then we us won't be able to get a good spot." Candace said as she rushed us down the stairs
As I started walking, I felt someone tap me. I turned around and was surprised to see Buford.
"What's up Buford?" I asked, confused.
Buford looked back to the rest of the group then back to me. "I … I need your … help."
My eyes shot open and my jaw dropped slack as I tried to form words. Seeing that I couldn't, Buford just continued. "Look … seeing as you're not really going to stay as a girl, I can ask you for help. Nonetheless, if you tell anyone then I won't hesitate to beat you to a pulp when you get back to normal. Understand?"
I nodded slowly.
Buford looked back to the group who was now a fair ways away then started to talk slowly. "Good, now I think that … I might … just might … like Adyson."
My eyes shot open."Why do you like Adyson?" I asked,almost on instinct.
"Because she's not like the other girls. She might be attractive, but she's not one of the pretty pretty types."
"Meaning?" I asked slowly.
"For lack of a better explanation, I like her because she doesn't believe in chivalry."
"How do you even know what that word means?" I asked, surprised.
Buford turned away. "I know stuff. I'm not just a mindless bully."
"Oh … well good for you." I said, clasping my hands together."Now why are you telling me this?"
"Because I need your help to get alone time with her."
"And how am I supposed to do that?" I asked, folding my arms.
"You're Phineas Flynn … or Philina Flynn … think of something."
I thought to myself for a moment, then nodded my head. "You can count on me."
"Thanks." Buford replied. "Now we must never speak of this again.
"Agreed." I said as I smiled. This is great, This is the perfect way to help Adyson, and best of all, I don't even have to tell Buford or Adyson that I'm helping the other.
So who else thinks Philina is starting to ramble like a girl? Well truthfully my beta wanted me to shorten that (and so did I), but I feel like it's something that she would do. That and I have no idea what I would put in place of it. Oh, and I just found out that next summer they are making a Phineas and Ferb crossover with Star wars and it is titled "May the Ferb be with you"
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