Ranma 1/2 Coupling CH10

UNDERNEATH IT ALL

Ryoga woke up, stretched, and remembered last night, he collapsed into the bed and covered his head with the pillow.
He was so embarrassed he wanted to die. After a few minutes, he regained the will to live, got up, got dressed and went to the kitchen.

Ukyo and Konatsu were already working, he said "Hi." to the two of them and went directly to the dishes.

The morning passed quickly, Konatsu went to the market to buy a few supplies leaving him and Ukyo alone.

He had been observing her all day, and when she asked him something or even talked to him, his face showed his guilt.
He had noticed that Ukyo wasn't paying much attention to him, and she hadn´t said anything about last night. He hoped she wasn't angry at him. He took a deep breath and went to her.

"Err... Uk... Ukyo"

"Yes, honey?" she answered, not looking up from the food she was cooking.

"Um, about, about last night..."

She continued looking down, she blushed a bit. "Oh... yes.. I´m sorry I couldn't finish watching the show, I was so tired"

"Ok, well, no but, I was talking..." he gulped.

"Oh yes. Thank you for carrying me to my bed." she smiled at him.

"What?!.. I did-" he was shocked, she didn't remember?, Could this be true? Maybe luck was, for once, on his side. "Well, don´t mention it." he blushed.

They smiled and blushed at one another and returned to work.

The lunch crowd was over, Ryoga and Konatsu were eating at the counter, while Ukyo drank some cola in front of them.

"So, Ryo-chan, what are you gonna wear tonight?" Konatsu asked.

"What do you mean?" he looked down at himself.

"Honey, we're not going camping." he said Ironically

Ukyo giggled

"I don´t have anything else." he protested.

Konatsu looked up and down at him "I think I could help you"

Ryoga looked Konatsu up and down "I think I´ll pass."

"Don´t misjudge him, he really has a taste for fashion." Ukyo defended her friend

"And I have something for you Ucchan!" he smiled at her

"You are crazy if you think I´m wearing a dress"

Ryoga chukled, she had grown, now no one could mistaken her for a boy, but she was still a tomboy.

"hehhe, No Ucchan, I know you, it is more likely to see Ryoga waring a dress than you, what I´m offering it is a t-shirt... I bought it yesterday, but its a bit big for me"

"What are you trying to say, That I´m FAT?!" she glared at Konatsu

she was still a girl, she had girly things too. Ryoga thought.

"he he he, No Ucchan! I don´t mean fat big, I mean.. boobs big!"

"Oh!" she blushed

Ryoga blushed a bit too, she was a weird girl, he knew she was raised by her father, he didn't know anything about her mother. Then she was cheated by Ranma's father, started chasing after him, renounced her femininity, went to a few boy schools, as a boy, then she arrived in Nerima, she found ranma, fell in love with him, then it turned out that he was half a girl, after that she started living with this guy Konatsu, that was supposedly in love with her but it turned out he was gay...She really grew in a weird environment.. she had grow up pretty normal at the end, even though that she was now exchanging clothes with a drag queen. he thought.

"I Think he could be his size." Konatsu said

"But, Hana-chan wouldn't lend him his clothes, he is really obsessive with that"

"What?" Ryoga returned to earth

Konatsu took of his cellphone and started talking to someone.

"Natsu is asking Hana-chan if he could lend you some clothes."

"Who?!"

"Hana-chan is Natsu´s boyfriend."

"NO WAY!!"

"Oh shut up jackass, You´ll be really lucky if he lends you something, he dress really good, and boyish, don´t worry about it... he is really metro sexual!"

"I don´t know what you are talking about, but I´m not wearing a dress!!"

Ukyo laughed.

"All set!!" Konatsu blinked at Ryoga.

Hours passed, they finished work, Ryoga finished showering and got out of the bath, Ukyo and Konatsu were in his room.

"My turn!" said Ukyo and run to the bathroom door "Ok sugar, Konatsu is going to help you dress up tonight"

"I know how to dress, Ukyo." he said tightly gripping his towel.

"Not in that way, Dressing with style!"

"Don´t worry Ryo- I don't bite...At least I won´t leave a mark"

Ryoga looked at Ukyo for help, but she smiled at him and went into the bathroom closing the door.

"ok Ryo-chan put this on" he gave him some dark blue jeans

Ryoga waited for him to leave the room.

"oh.. Come on, I´m a guy!!...Ok! I´ll turn around but, just till you put your boxers."

Ryoga put the boxers and the jeans as fast as a lighting.

"well, it fits you.. ." Konatsu said at him

"It´s a bit tight" he said trying to loosen up the jean

"well... jeans are.. " he showed him a withe v neck t-shirt with a cool stamp or a Micro-Jacquard Shirt "Which do you like most?"

"I don´t know! it´s the same for me"

"Ok put the t-shirt, I think that the shirt would be a bit tighter"

he put it on. He hear a whistle and some clapping

"Niiiiiiiiicee!" said Ukyo, now out of the bathroom and just wearing a towel.

He cached his nose "thanks" he said blushing

"Kuonji, Ukyo... Could you at least act like a lady for a second and go to your room and get dressed" Konatsu interrupted

"Yes mom..." she went to her room, "What do I have to wear?!" she yelled from inside

Konatsu entered the room.

"Ukyo he is going in!" Ryoga warned her

Konatsu looked at him "I've seen her naked a million times."

"but... you .. you are a guy"

"He might have tricked you with that Hibiki... but he is a girl inside, now, he is gonna remember you in the lonely times..." Ukyo said from behind Konatsu

Konatsu giggled.

Ryoga looked at her.

"What are you trying to peek on, Mr. hibiki?"

"No.. I was... just" he blushed

"Just finish dressing, I´m gonna help her"

"ok Ok..."

A couple of minutes passed, Ryoga sat on the bed, when they came out. Ukyo was wearing a black skirt with a pink and black tank top.

"She was really beautiful" he thought.

"So, What do you think?" Konatsu asked

he blushed a little " She is really beautiful, I mean.. the clothes.. with her and all" he said nervously

she smiled at him and kissed him on the forehead "Oh you are really lovely underneath it all Hibiki" she said ironically. "Ok let´s go or Shampoo is going to kill me!!"

Ryoga blushed and Konatsu smiled at the two of them.

Next on Ranma 1/2 Coupling:
Come here a little closer
'Cause I wanna see you baby real close up
And who would have thought it'd be the two of us?
'Cause I'm in the mood come on and give it up
...Chapter 11: HELLA GOOD

by Misshappynewyear & Swartzwald