Know Your Stars
Father – Benedict Uno
Know Your Stars…
Know Your Stars…
Know Your Stars…
Know Your Stars…
Announcer: Father… He's the king of the chimps.
Father: Well, not yet, actually. Once I rule the world, I'll be the king of everything.
Announcer: Father… He has four toes.
Father: I beg your pardon? I'm quite sure that's a mistake.
Announcer: Father… He has a pet warthog named Spike.
Father: What? No I do not!
Announcer: Father… He's old.
Father: I happened to be quite young, and in marvelous shape.
Announcer: Father… His hobby is shooting rats and cockroaches.
Father: No, it isn't! I've got better things to do with my free time, thank you very much.
Announcer: Father… His left butt cheek is bigger than his right.
Father: Look here, chum! That's a lie, and not your business. Where did you come up with this fake junk?
Announcer: Now you know Father.
Father: What? No they don't!
Announcer: Yes they do.
Father: Okay, that's it! Listen here, bud! You wanna take this outside? Hey! I'm talking to you!