Edward Cullen snickered to himself as Carlisle and Alice walked into the room.
"I have an awesome feeling about this one," Emmett grinned.
"If she doesn't see what we don't want her to," Edward laughed.
Carlisle smiled at them. "Hello, boys. Anything exciting happen while we were gone?"
Alice's smile vanished and her eyes grew wide. After a few moments of silence, she began shaking.
"Carlisle!" She shrieked.
"What is it, Alice?"
Edward and Emmett fought their laughs.
"Esme and Rose! They…they…they slipped."
"Slipped?"
"They killed someone, Carlisle."
Carlisle's forehead creased and he shook his head. "No, not those two."
Alice nodded. "I'm sorry."
"Who did they get, Alice?" Emmett asked.
Alice grimaced. "It looked like Charlie."
"No. Way. For real?" Emmett asked, shocked.
Alice nodded. There was a knock at the door. It was Bella.
Bella came in with a worried look on her face. She stood in between Emmett and Edward, but she looked at all of them.
"Have you guys seen Charlie? The station called my house looking for him," She said.
Alice smiled. "Nope, we sure haven't."
"Yeah," Carlisle smiled cheesily. "Let's go with that."
Edward shot him a dark look. "Bella, Emmett and I are going to look for him, okay?"
Bella nodded. "See you."
Edward and Emmett left, so it was just Alice, Bella, and Carlisle. Alice danced around the living room, cleaning. Carlisle sat on the couch and Bella was in a chair across from him. He was biting his nails.
"Carlisle," Bella said, "maybe you shouldn't bite your nails."
He just looked at her and smiled. "You're right." He continued to bite them, though.
"You do know that your nails won't grow back, right? Just like your hair."
Carlisle stopped biting and sat on his hands. He laughed nervously.
"What has got you acting so strange?" Bella almost snickered.
"Who, me? Oh, nothing," Carlisle gave that same faux grin.
"Uh huh."
Alice skipped over to Carlisle. "Can I speak with you in the kitchen, Carlisle?"
"Sure, Alice," Carlisle stood.
Bella frowned. "What's wrong? Something's wrong, isn't it?"
Carlisle laughed shakily. "No, no! Haha. Why would you think that?"
Alice dug her nails into his shoulder.
"Alice! That hurt!" Carlisle rubbed his shoulder.
Alice rolled her eyes and pulled him into the kitchen, shutting the door.
"You could be a little more believable, you know," She snapped.
"I'm doing my best!" Carlisle complained.
"She's already realized that something is wrong."
"Well, maybe she'll forget about it."
"Carlisle!"
"What?!"
"Charlie may be dead!" Alice hissed.
"Oh yeah. That."
"What do you mean, 'That'? This is her father we're talking about!"
"You know, Alice. You're very bright."
"Thank you."
"The future's bright but, you are brighter," Carlisle grinned.
"Isn't that a song?"
"I don't know…anyway," Carlisle sighed. "You see almost everything, but I think you missed something."
"About what? Charlie? Did I miss calculate?" Alice said, panicking.
"Yes," Carlisle said matter-o-factly.
"What did I miss, Carlisle?"
"Remember how you were cleaning out there?"
"Yes."
"Well, when we were walking into the kitchen, I noticed that you missed a couple of dust bunnies."
Alice groaned and slapped herself in the head. Then, she stopped when she heard Bella's voice.
"Hey, Rose," Bella said. "What's in the trash bag?"
Alice and Carlisle were out in the living room in an instant. Rose and Esme held a garbage bag in their hands.
"Oh, just an old dress of Esme's," Rose waved a hand.
"Oh. Is that an arm?!" Bella shrieked.
Edward and Emmett burst through the door then.
"Crap, Ed. We're too late," Emmett muttered.
Bella was freaking out. "Esme, why are your hands red?!"
Carlisle fell face first onto the floor. "I wanted to tell you, Bella!" He yelled into the carpet. "They killed Charlie!" Carlisle sat up and eyed the bag. "Is that Jasper?"
Rose nodded. "He got in the way."
Edward was holding Bella in his arms. Alice snarled.
"You killed Jasper?!" Alice hissed.
"Chill out, psychic. He's already reassembled his torso," Rose rolled her eyes.
"What? Rose! I'm going to kill you!"
Alice was about to move, but then Jasper spoke from the bag. "Shoot!" He griped.
"What is it, Jazz?" Emmett asked.
"I put on Charlie's arm! And his foot!"
Alice's face got even whiter. She looked around the room, mouthing words, but never saying them.
Everyone else started laughing. Alice glared at them all.
"What is so funny?" She demanded.
Jasper crawled out of the bag. "Good thing I'm flexible."
Everyone but Alice roared with laughter.
"Did you really pull one over Alice's head, Edward?" Emmett asked.
Edward nodded. "I think I did."
Alice glared at him. "You. Pranked. Me?!"
"Yes. I didn't think it was possible, but I guess I was wrong," Edward chuckled.
Alice smiled darkly. "I hope you can still run with one leg," She hissed.
Everyone's laughter stopped. Emmett turned to Edward.
"You better go, dude. I mean just look at her; so tiny, but so scary!" Emmett shivered.
Alice did look like she was going to kill someone.
She smiled at Edward. "Ten, nine, eight…"
"I think I'll take you up on that offer, Emmett," Edward started backing up to the door. "I'll be home soon, Bella."
Bella waved as Edward vanished with his speed. Alice raced after him.
Esme laughed softly. "He had it coming."
Emmett grinned. "Anyone up for a bet?"
A/N: Okay, I am really trying to update as much as I can before the move. I hope you guys liked this one!! I think I'm going to do Carlisle next, but idk for sure. Let me know if you want anyone specific pranked, ok? Thanks for reading; I love you all!!