"Mmm…bang…mmm…un…" Deidara mumbled happily in his sleep. He had every right to be happy, he taught his fucker of an ex not to try and rape him, lost his virginity so no one could make fun of him, and he was still hot, gay, and livin' life to the fullest in Tokyo.
Well, maybe not that last one. Not anymore.
A loud knock came at the door, loud enough to wake the blond up and get him out of bed.
"Deidara no Iwa, you are under arrest for terrorism! Come out with your hands on your head, and if you try anything we will not hesitate to shoot!" A voice shouted, as rustling and guns cocking could be heard outside.
Deidara frantically jumped out of bed and grabbed his Lugar from the nightstand before heading for his closet. He grabbed his "toys" and went back into the bedroom, getting his cell as the police continued knocking, almost ready to knock the door down. In fact, if it weren't for the special locks he had on it they'd be through already.
"Hello?…Kusabi-san, get the plane ready un, we're going to Moscow!…Don't ask questions un! Just go!" He told his pilot, ready to fight off the first wave of cops and leave. He was always prepared for this day, though he always hoped someone else would be there with him to help. He got up and pushed the sofa in his room to block the doorway, getting out a couple of grenades ready before the police finally broke in. Of course, those locks were special for more than one reason. As soon as the door flew open a small explosion went off, injuring and possibly killing a few of the officers.
"Fuck all y'all, mother fuckers!!" The blond shouted before tossing two grenades at them, most of them clearing the room before the explosions erupted. He fired off a quick few shots with his pistol, but knew he was no match for the guns the cops had. He tossed out an incendiary grenade to stall before running back to his closet, ready to pull out the big guns. He grabbed his PKM and ran back over, setting it up and firing off a few rounds at the cops and taking out a few. Coupled with the spreading fire and machine gun rounds being tossed at them the police were starting to flee, giving Deidara his chance to escape. He put as many explosives as he could on his belt and shouldered his gun before crawling out the fire escape and to his car.
He sped off as fast as he could to a small nearby airport, parking on the curb and running in. Kusabi was waiting for him with his small plane, both of them quickly piling in. Kusabi started the plane and they took off before the cops arrived, heading north for Russia.
"Fuck…that was a close one un, but now we're safe, what could go wrong un?!" Deidara laughed, Kusabi joining him as they soared over Tokyo.
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"And that's it un, I've got no idea why the plane crashed, but Kusabi was killed, and I made it out alright…" Deidara said while sitting in his master's lap.
"Is that what you call boring tovarish? Explosions and plane crashes and gun fights? Sounds more like some cheap action movie really. But clearly more interesting than mine." Sasori replied, Deidara smiling and nuzzling into his neck.
"Thanks danna un. But seriously, yours was way better, one gigantic explosion beats the hell out of a bunch of tiny ones." Deidara replied, Sasori smiling and cupping the blonde's chin so their eyes met.
"But one thing your story lacked is why you came to Russia in the first place." He said before moving in and kissing the blonde's neck.
"Uhh…I've got a friend living there un…I was hoping to meet up with him but…I'd much rather be here with you un…" He moaned as Sasori nibbled on the sensitive flesh.
"Oh, I would not want to keep my sexy czarovich away from his friends, I could get you to Moscow if you wanted." Sasori replied before putting his hand down the blonde's pants.
"Ahh…danna un…that'd be cool un…could you really?…" He moaned as the redhead played with his length. Sasori nodded while licking the red mark he made on his neck. He undid the blonde's pants before moving his face up to Deidara's, the two sharing a passionate kiss as Sasori jerked his length. He made sure to get his index-finger wet in the bomber's pre-come before slipping it behind him and slowly inside.
"Gahh! Danna? Here? In the truck un?" He gasped as Sasori fingered him.
"What? I would not dare build up all of this sexual tension and take you home. Besides, I've always wanted to have sex in here." The Russian replied before taking out his cock. He pulled his finger out of his lover and grabbed him by the waist before lifting him onto his length. Deidara let out another long gasp as Sasori began thrusting, but since he already knew where his spot was it didn't take long for the gasping to turn into moaning.
"Ahh! Danna un!!" Deidara moaned as he thrust against his seme, the two's timing soon becoming perfectly rhythmic, Sasori grabbing onto his length and pumping it with the same perfection. They moaned each other's names at each other a few times before coming together. Deidara's head fell to Sasori's shoulder as they panted and grabbed onto each other. Once Deidara had caught his breath they met in a quick but loving kiss, followed by a small period of just staring.
"You know, you lied to me." Sasori said, unnerving Deidara a little.
"What are you talking about un?" He asked, Sasori smiling and wrapping his arms around the blonde's back.
"You said that one had had you twice, but before me you've only been fucked once. Did you think I would not approve?" He asked, Deidara sighing and leaning against him.
"I…was a little embarrassed un, I didn't want you to know I'd only lost my virginity a couple days earlier." He replied before crawling off of Sasori and into the seat next to him. "Now lets go home un, I'm sleepy."
Sasori giggled and drove off towards their little shack, ready for a nice quiet evening with his lover.