Hi. I wasn't eaten by a giant mutant bird but was simply too lazy to update (and I had a lot of stuff in school). I'm not promising it won't happen again, but I'll try. Anyway, I finally bring you the 10th chapter! (Sorry it's this short...) Enjoy!

/Alec's pov/

I only drank about 3 beers yesterday but my head felt like it was split in half. I opened my eyes. Then I closed them again when the sun hit my eyes. I snuggled up to Magnus and tried to go to sleep again but I was in too much pain. I opened my eyes again. Then I sat up. I looked around the room and noticed the aspirin on the nightstand. I nearly smiled when I realized that Magnus must have snapped it up yestearday. It felt nice knowing he cared about me even if he was drunk and tired.

I got up and walked over to the kitchen to get myself some water. Drunk Magnus didn't always remember everything. There were drunk people everywhere and I wondered why I agreed to come. It was so horrible. The whole place smelled of alcohol and vomit. The furniture was shifted and the carpet and walls were dirty. I hoped Magnus would get up soon so he could snap it clean. God, I really got lazy since I started dating him. Before I would have cleaned it all up before anyone else woke up but now I just went to McDonalds to get some coffee and a muffin. I sat down in the corner and took out the laptop I had taken from Magnus's nightstand. It opened and I saw that it requied a password. I tried 'Alec' and 'Alexander'. When it didn't work, I checked 'IloveAlec'. The deskopt popped up. I grinned. I knew it was something to do with me.

I opened the internet and typed in '9gag'. I wanted to upload some fresh Chairman Meow pictures. I picked 7 photos on which he was sleeping on Magnus's head and one in which he was hissing at Izzy. Then I added the caption "I guess he just loves glitter." I clicked upload and waited for the response. After a few seconds it got a few uploads and a downvote. After a few more moments I got a comment. It said 'first'. I guessed Chairman was really popular becouse Magnus said that it's hard to get to the main page, but my two previous uploads were even trending. I scrolled through the comments which now started coming quickly.

'You should film him and put it up on youtube. It'd go viral'

'fag'

'Oh my god I love the Chairman'

'I'll give you 300 bananas for him.'

'Oh my god, the glitter! Is that you in the photos?'

'He looks so cute! And the cat is adorable 3'

'Guys, this isn't a cat gallery. Bring back the memes!'

'I have a dream the cats will go away'

'Chairman ftw'

'We want more Chairman'

'Alec, come home! I already cleaned the house!'

Seeing the last comment I drank the rest of my coffee and headed out. Then I started to walk back home. When I got in everything was clean and Magnus, Jace, Izzy, Clary and Simon were sitting at the table eaing pancakes for breakfast.

"Do you want some?" Magnus asked.

"No thanks, I went to McDonald's. I'm not hungry." I replied.

"You shouldn't eat that kind of shit for breakfast" he said.

"It won't hurt me once in a while" I sat down on a chair between Magnus and Jace. "And please give me some sort of a hangover-curing potion. I really need it."

"You only drank two beers" Jace laughed "don't be a pussy."

"Actually, three. And you know I can't handle alcohol well."

"Here" Magnus waved his hand and a cup full of a purple, glittery liquid appeared.

"What? Why is it glittery?" I asked

"I added a bit of edible gllitter to it" Magnus said as if it was the normal.

I let out a sigh and drank from the cup. As soon as the liquid went down my throat I could feel my muscles relaxing and my head stop aching. I smiled and felt ready to begin the day.