(beginning shashuko note: this is where it starts rto get embarrassing for me to post these... oh well. oif you read them then that's not my problem XD)

Me: hi (for lack of better opening)

Kiiro: 'elloooooo!

Me: … naw

Kiiro: wha?

Me: …nothing, which is why I didn't go for the idea and said naw instead.

Kiiro: … sure. Okay then.

Mrsandman has signed in

Kiiro: I just found another way to make something smile!

Me: what sort of something?

Kiiro: heeeheeee… GAAARA! Say something cute.

Me: smile

Mrsandman: cookie fish

Me: smilesmilesmilesmile

Me: that's not a word. :D

Mrdsandman: … it's amazing how anything with the word cookie in it seems cute to you people.

Me: goblin/ cookie goblin. Which one's cuter?

Kiiro: cookie goblin! Cookie ball, cookie sand, cookie computer, cookie apple, cookie stupid-keyboard, cookie rapist, cookie cookie, cookie puffballs, cookie curses, cookie HAKU!

Haku-: you rang?

Kiiro: yay for cookie words!

Me: cookie words

Mrsandman: … Cookie knife?

Me: (dianna…) cookie blood

Kiiro: cookie YAY!

Me: I think we've confirmed that cookie makes things sound cute. Now Haku should have no problem thinking up something cute to say.

Haku-: who said I was having problems.

Kiiro: it certainly wasn't me!

Me: yeah it was me :D

Mbdvaaigwtspn: Haku has problems?

Me: no, Kankurou has problems.

Kiiro: cookie problems?

Me: yes. Cookie problems.

Mrsandman: so that's who took them.

Me: Kankurou a vole les bisquits dans la boite du bisquite!

Mrsandman: … I don't speak quite that much French, mon cherie.

Me: gleeee that's ok, it means kankurou stole the cookies from the cookie jar, Mon petit chou

Mrsandman: … why do the French people use 'cabbage' again? Oh well. In French it sounds cute.

Me: yup. in English it sounds weird. Cookie weird. Which is better than regular weird, true, but…

Kiiro: I GOT A NEW HAT!

Haku-: really? What sort of hat? Can I see it?

Kiiro: yes, you may. It's a kitty hat!

Mrsandman: like kankurou or with a cat on it?

Kiiro: ….

Me: it's more of a dianna hat.

Mrsandman: … that doesn't help.

Me: sorry…

Kiiro: it's white, and fuzzy on the inside, and it's got flaps over my ears with strings coming off of it. with GIANT green eyes and flappy kitty ears.

Mrsandman: … so it's albino Kankurou on crack.

Kiiro: yeah…. no.

Me: yeah.

Nargirl: hmm?

Mbdvaaigwtspn: hmm is right. Ignore them, Luna, you don't need any more clutter in that brain of yours.

Nargirl: okay. Is Itachi there?

MycomputerdiedsoImborrowingsasori's: maybe.

Nargirl: Hi Itachi.

MycomputerdiedsoImborrowingsasori's: hi Luna. ///// did you get my email?

Nargirl: you should know, I replied to it.

MycomputerdiedsoImborrowingsasori's: I should probably go check it soon…

Nargirl: okay.

Me: happy dianna.

Haku-: why's she happy?

Kiiro: I'm high off Shania twain music.

Haku-: I know a few of her songs.

Kiiro: It's 'im gonna getcha'

Haku-: I think I've heard that one, I might be mistaking it for another one though.

Me: … I have nothing to say

Nargirl: I don't either, but that doesn't mean we'll think less of you.

Me: … that was odd

Kiiro: it goes: 'I'm gonna getcha it's a mater of fact, I'm gonna getcha don't cha worry 'bout that. You can betcher bottom dollar in time you're gonna be miiiiiine…'

Haku-: I will . 3

Kiiro: nope you can't.

Haku-: why not?

Kiiro: YOU ALREAFY ARE MINE!!!!! (insrt evil laughter and ominous thunder here)

Haku-:////////////////////////////////okay.

MycomputerdiedsoImborrowingsasori's: I feel unloved.

Nargirl: I can fix that. 3

MycomputerdiedsoImborrowingsasori's: that's better 3

Nargirl: 3

Me: gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara ( 3) gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara

Mrsandman: cookie yeeeees?

Me: cookie WOOHOO 3 it's the fourteenth now and im all … anticipation high

Mrsandman: candy cane.

Me: I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!! the peppermint kiss I just ate said that.

Mrsandman: … Mint truffle.

Me: dies

Me: …you know? Running through my arsenal of 'very happy' actions, they all hurt. There's dies and there's has heart attack and there's rolls over and dies and there's head explodes STOP MAKING ME SO HAPPY

Mrsandman: you don't want to be happy?

Kiiro: apparently.

Me: I WANA BE HAPPYJJJJJJJJJJJJJ Is happy …oops.

Mrsandman: I can see that.

IamGod has signed on.

Me: …should I wear my hair up?

Kiiro: how formal is the event?

IamGod: Who are you people? I only know Itachi's on here because Deidara haxxed onto Sasori's computer,

Me: the event is… semi formal, it says. But I still wanna look my best. 3

Kiiro: awwwww…. Maybe put just half of it up.

Me: kaaaaaaay…

Mrsandman: is this the famous 'girl talk?'

Me: it shouldn't be, knowing me, but… wince it is.

MycomputerdiedsoImborrowingsasori's: gaara, you and I are spies on this conversation.

Nargirl: why spies?

MycomputerdiedsoImborrowingsasori's: Because neither Gaara nor I ever has, or ever will, take part in one of those conversations.

IamGod: EXCUSE me?

MycomputerdiedsoImborrowingsasori's: OMFG LEADER-SAN I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ON!

Kiiro: … What about Haku? Are you saying HAKU partakes in girl talk?

Haku-: um… no?

MycomputerdiedsoImborrowingsasori's: but isn't haku gay?

Me: here we go

Kiiro: COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT, BIOTCH! I am er… pretty sure… he's straight.

Mrsandman: you would know better than the rest of us.

Haku-: hey, I'm straight! Grumble

Me: Heh. Haku…

Haku-: you wouldn't dare.

Me: wouldn't I. deep breath …

Haku-: Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stoppit-stoppit-stoppit-stoppit-stoppit-

Me: GUESS WHOS GONNA KISS DIANNA TONIGHT

Haku-: hides under rock

Nargirl: hmm? Really? Good for you, haku.

Haku-: I refuse to confirm that.

Me: but it's true.

Haku-: shut up.

Me: but he doesn't deny it, you notice.

Mbdvaaigwtspn: first kiss?

Me: I think. Haku?

Haku-: go away. Sulks in corner

Kiiro///// SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: see? Go for it.

Haku-: I don't have to say anything.

Me: gives up don't worry Dianna; I've made Nikki promise to leave you alone at least a little bit tonight. If he chickens out, you help him. I'll be too busy forcing Gaara to come dance with me.

Kiiro: help him…..//// (Faint)

Me: not you too. Yes, help him. ( Gaara, get the big one)

Mbdvaaigwtspn: boys are shyer than they let on.

Flamesofyouth: THEY KNOW!!! Gaara, Haku, Itachi, person-with-delusions-of-grandeur! RUUUUUUUN!

IamGod: I don't have delusions of grandeur!

Me:… so the pen name? smirk

Me: obseeeeeess (gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara)

Mbdvaaigwtspn: can I come to the yule ball, and bring harry?

Me: maybe, as far as I know that's ok, infact, it's fine with me. But there's harry.

Idvaaigmgwaspn has signed on

Idvaaigmgwaspn: no way. No way no way no way am I going to another one of those crazy balls.

Mbdvaaigtwspn: you're coming. When is it, stephanie?

Me: it's tonight at 6.30.

Mbdvaaigwtspn: alright, we'll be there.

Idvaaigmgwaspn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mbdvaaigwtspm: alright, harry, why don't' you come over now and we'll prepare.

Mbdvaaigwtspn has signed off.

Idvaaigmgwaspn: sigh. There's no stopping her now. See you there.

Idvaaigmgwaspn has signed off

Me: Woohoo! Six thirty… that means like an hour and A HALF OMFG YAY

Nargirl: I'll be going to the dance with Itachi.

MycomputerdiedsoImborrowingsasori's: damn straight.

Me:

Haku-: I'm looking forward to the dance. It should be fun.

Me: smirk yuuu-uuup. You're gonna kiss her.

Haku-: ...

Me: wow. He's actually not answering.