Greetings all, the old Baron has been busy and has taken a slight break from the story . Now for you reading pleasure here is a chapter that has really nothing to do with the story. So just sit back and enjoy the side trip.

A/N I do not own iCarly or even a GPS.

As you remember last time Freddie was heading back to his apartment, as we pick up in today's episode:

Freddie felt kinda numb all over, he couldn't believe what had just happened to him. In fact it reminded him of the time he, Spencer and Gibby went to the Galaxy Wars convention in Spokane.

Flash back.

Spencer, Freddie, and Gibby were returning home from a Galaxy Wars convention. If you knew Spencer at all you know he loved to buy things off the internet. Spencer was one who could not resist a bargain, and he usually got what he paid for. His latest purchase was a GPS (which in itself seemed a safe purchase), but he forgot to read the fine print. The GPS was everything which the seller said it was, but the one point Spencer didn't see was it was made for use in Albania. Well he wasn't one to give up so easily, there was that girl Flutura who worked at the junkyard who was from Albania. He got her to give him a crash course in Albanian.

The trio was now hopelessly lost, and just about out of gas.

"Spencer" Freddie asked "why didn't you just download an English update for your GPS."

"That would be stupid" Gibby piped up "He already knows how to speak English."

Freddie just banged his head on the dash.

The car's engine started sputtering then died completely. The car coasted to a stop.

Now as luck would have it they spied a farm house not too far from them. So the threesome started walking.

When they got to the farm house they made Spencer knock on the door.

When the farmer answered he asked them "Well what brings you out this way? Most of the people that stop are lost or just plain stupid, which are you?"

Spencer hung his head "Both."

The farmer gave him a playful punch on the arm "just kidding around with you son. How can I be of service?"

Spencer said "we ran out of gas."

Freddie added "And lost"

"And Hungry" said Gibby.

"No problem" said the farmer. " I don't have any gas to give you, so I will take you into town to get some."

"Great" said Spencer.

"There is only one problem, the towns thirty miles away and the only gas station is closed till morning."

"Great" said Spencer.

"Not to worry though, you can spend the night here. I was just about to have some supper so you're welcome to join me."

After a hardy supper they all chatted for a while.

"Well" the farmer said with a yawn "I am ready for bed, now I only have enough room for two of you fellers here in the house. I do have a spare room in the loft of my barn, but I have a cow and pig in the barn so you guys can decide who gets the loft room."

Spencer spoke up "I'll take it you two can stay in the house." Then he headed out to the barn.

About a half hour later there was a knock at the door. Spencer had come back to the house.

"Hey I'm sorry to bother you guys, but the animals are making too much noise can one of you switch with me?'

Freddie volunteered "I am so use to my mother snoring I can sleep through anything." So he headed to the barn.

Another half hour went by and there was a knock at the door. "Gibby can you sleep in the barn, my allergies are acting up?"

Gibby obliged "no problem, I am not allergic to anything and I listen to animal noises while I sleep. It helps keep away the night terrors." So Gibby trotted out to the barn.

Everyone had just settled into bed when there came a knock at the door; Freddie got up to answer it. There stood the cow and the pig.

MORE A/N : I hope you enjoyed my Family Guy style flash back. We will return to our regularly scheduled story next time.