Hello guys! It's been a few months since my last chapter I'm sorry = 3=. This chapter was a pain to write and I scraped it a few times till it ended up like this...This...just happened, somehow. I don't know. It was hard not to just completely change my writing style, I don't understand why my English teacher assigns a project before the last one is even handed in! But well, I somehow finished this, hope you guys enjoy it :).
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Chapter 8- Occupying the Sawada Household
"Tsuna, grape candy."
"Here Lambo."
Tsu-kun, where is the oil?"
"You put it on the shelves kaa-san."
"Tsunayoshi-kun~ marshmallows."
"You don't even live here Byakuran."
"I brought cake."
"We have several empty rooms, make yourself at home!" A certain brunet said while emitting rays of blinding light.
"I'll take the one closest to you~"
"What did you say you damn pervert?" an overprotective brother joined in.
"Hmm?~ I said I would like the closest room to Tsunayoshi-kun~"
Bam. Crash. The nearest objects, ranging from chairs, tables and Nana's kitchen knives, were thrown at the albino.
"At this rate, you really will die early." Tsuna pointed out as a blunt object crashed into the albino's head. "And not from your illness."
"Can't you just help me out?~"
"Nope."
"I have an order of cake I already reserved~"
"Nii-san, can we go shopping?" Tsuna said, tugging lightly on the edge of his brother's shirt.
"Of course we can!" Ieyatsu beamed, handing the frying pan he was holding back to his mother. Nana took the frying pan and went back to cooking, ignoring the new face-shaped dent on the surface.
Tsuna grabbed the large box of cake on the table before heading out. "We're going out Kaa-san!"
"Have fun Tsu-kun, Yat-kun!" Nana called out.
Tsuna sent Byakuran a look that said 'I better see more cake when I get back' on the way out. Ieyatsu cheerfully closed the door. What a perfect day to spend quality time with Tsuna without a spartan baby tutor around.
"Please be my friend!" A girl bowed towards him. She wore the Uniform of the prestigious all-girls school, Midori Middle. Ieyatsu stared at the girl incredulously. Why would she ask him that?
Tsuna tugged on the pants of his brother and pointed towards his head. Ieyatsu tried to tilt his head to look up but realized that there was a heavy weight on his head.
"Don't tell me..." The blond gulped.
"Ciaossu."
Ieyatsu groaned.
"Do you remember me?" The Midori student asked.
"I do." Reborn said, "You're that girl that watches me from that house over there."
"That's a pedophile!" Ieyatsu exclaimed as he lifted Reborn off of his head and held him away from the girl.
"Don't touch me so casually." The hitman said, kicking the blond.
"Ow! Reborn! I was doing you a favor by saving you from that pedophile!"
"Hahi! Who are you calling a pedophile?"
"I mean you you pedophile!"
"Haru is not a pedophile!"
"Are too."
"Is not."
"Are too!"
Is not!"
"...are they sane?" the infant asked.
"Don't worry, this usually happens at least once a week since they met a year ago." the brunet calmly informed. "Nii-san was in the hospital last week though."
"Okay, I won't worry."
"Hahi! It's Tsuna-chan!" Haru shifted her attention from arguing in favor of hugging the small brunet.
"Get away from Tsuna you pedophile!"
"Shut up! Children are angels with pure white hearts! You're a bad influence to them!"
"I'm actually more worried about Reborn's influence on nii-san." Tsuna pointed out.
"Hahi! You probably hurt them while you're at home!"
"Reborn kicked nii-san out of bed this morning."
"And force them to compete with you to make them feel inferior to you!"
"I can only play team games with nii-san because he refuses to play against me properly."
"Anyways, you're a horrible person! I will get you arrested!"
"You said that the last forty-eight times you've met." Tsuna deadpanned. The blackmail Tsuna saved to bail Ieyatsu out of jail has been sitting under his bed for several months already. Seriously, he wanted to flash the damn photos!
"I am about to murder someone." Reborn said, leaking a murderous aura.
"You! What are you teaching the innocent baby!" Haru exclaimed, bringing her fist towards Ieyatsu's face. The blond jumped back at the last second, tripping and falling on his back.
"Don't dodge!"
"Like hell I'm letting you punch me again!"
"Why not?!"
"No, the question is why would I?!" Ieyatsu asked.
"Because...it'll...feel good?" Haru hesitantly answered.
"Please don't cross that line." Tsuna intervened.
"This is bad." Reborn brushed his fedora with his gun. "I'm seeing that Baka-Iemitsu in Baka-Yatsu. Looks like Nono will have to wait some more years before retiring, the only heir he is going to have left will be a four-year old."
"Nii-san!" Tsuna hurriedly interrupted. "Can you go buy me some cake?"
"Cake?" Ieyatsu looked towards his brother, forgetting about the argument he was just in. "Don't you already have a whole cake? You shouldn't eat so much cake Tsuna, it's not good for your health…"
"Eh?" Tsuna pouted, puffing his cheeks up. He opened his eyes so wide that they started tearing, creating the image of a kicked puppy.
"I don't have time to waste with you pedophile! I must go buy cake!" Ieyatsu shouted before running off.
"Hahi?! Who are you calling a pedophile?! I'll go buy more cake than you!" Haru yelled back before running after the blond.
"Did they realize that they just ran in the wrong direction?" Tsuna remarked.
"..." Reborn stared at the empty spot where his student had stood just moments before. "I need to go calm myself down."
The infant left.
"Hmm, he's probably going to shoot some random people...I guess I'll just eat this cake here then." Tsuna mumbled, leaning against the gate of his house as he sat on the sidewalk. Opening the box, he was pleased to find two large chocolate cakes, one placed above the other on a cake holder. No wonder the box was pretty heavy! The cakes had rows of marshmallows on top. It was clear that Byakuran ordered one for himself. Well too bad, it's all his now. Tsuna smirked evilly(in a cute way) to himself as he ate the first cake. It was the type of smirk that instantly silenced overly noisy mafia bosses in meetings, though not because it actually scared them as the brunet liked to believe. The passersby would watch for a few seconds before spending a minute or two praying to the god of cuteness for they were sure that the apparition was either a deity or a hallucination. They would leave soon after in search of bitter foods to drown out the sweetness they suddenly felt.
"U-umm."
"No you can't have any of my cake!" the brunet snapped as he lifted his head up towards the approaching figure. The small figure was startled at the sudden change in atmosphere. Oh, whoops. It wasn't the marshmallow albino. "Ah, sorry. I thought you were someone else."
The surrounding returned to its original sparkly background.
"Mmm, it's ok." the boy shook his head. "My name is Fuuta."
"Nice to meet you Fuuta! My name is Tsunayoshi but you can just call me Tsuna."
"Nice to meet you Tsuna. Um, I'm looking for someone..."
"Give us that book!" a man wearing a suit shouted as he ran towards the children. He was followed by two other men wearing the same striped suit as him.
"They are here already, I have to go!"
"Hold on." Tsuna gently tugged on the hem of the boy's shirt.
"I need to leave quickly or innocent people will be in danger!"
"Don't worry." Tsuna beamed, dragging the taller boy towards the door of his house with one hand. "I...Ring the doorbell please, I can't reach."
Fuuta was pretty sure he could hear the child mumble 'damn short legs' under his breath.
"But…"
"Please." Tsuna smiled, exuding a bit of his boss aura. Fuuta rang the bell.
"Wait right there! Where do you think you are going?! Get him Rossi!"
"Ranking Fuuta, if you come with us we will leave the other boy alone." the man called Rossi said as he strolled up to the two boys.
"I..." Fuuta stared at the men with determination before stepping in front of Tsuna.
"Heh, you've made the right choice-"
"Can you hear me ranking planet?" The objects in the vicinity started to float. Tsuna calmly grabbed onto Fuuta's arm as he felt himself being lifted up.
"Paolo is ranked 55th out of 80202 mafiosos in terms of strength."
"Of course." the man who had previously ordered Rossi grinned.
"Rossi of the Todd family…"
"Me?" the man closest to the boys pointed at himself in confusion.
"...is ranked 226 out of 86202 mafiosos in terms of intelligence. In this case, it seems he is more likely to be the one leading the famiglia instead of Paolo."
"Is that it? You're leading?" Paolo questioned.
"Don't be an idiot! Of course not!" Rossi frantically said, waving his hands in front of himself.
"Who are you calling an idiot?!" Paolo grabbed Rossi by his collar.
"Calm down boss!" the man with the helmet styled hair exclaimed. "They are trying to make us fight!"
"The one trying to break up the fight is ranked 56th out of 86,204 as most ambitious mafioso. If you get the book he will probably steal it and use it for himself."
"Is that true Enzo?!" Paolo inquired.
"Of course not!"
"By the way his bank account is ranked 202 out of 86,224 people in terms of wealthiness."
"You bastard! You said you had no money yesterday so we paid for your drinks!"
"You were whining about being poor too!" Rossi added.
"N-now calm down you two."
"Like hell we'll calm down!" the two men shouted at the same time before jumping at Enzo, starting a brawl.
"...I've got to write this down." Fuuta started to pull out a large red book.
"You can write it down...when we get inside."
"But i'll forget!" Fuuta pouted.
"Where do you kids think you are going?" the bruised and battered Paolo glared.
"Hmm, inside . Is there a problem?" Tsuna smiled innocently.
"Damn brat! I'll kill you!" Paolo yelled, heading towards the brunet.
"Ara, it's noisy out here." The front door swung open to reveal a brown-haired woman wearing a frilly pink apron.
"Kaa-san, nii-san had something to do so I have a friend over. This is Fuuta, he needs a place to stay so can he stay here for a while (like, forever)?" Tsuna asked.
"Of course he can!" Nana smiled.
"Yay! Thanks kaa-san, Let's go Fuuta."
"Is it really okay?"
"Of course it is." Tsuna pulled the boy inside.
"Move aside woman!" Paolo said, trying to get through the door.
"Who might you gentlemen be?" Nana smiled. Tsuna snorted at the word gentlemen.
"The thing is Kaa-san…" Tsuna put up his kicked puppy look. "They threatened us, that man said he'll kill us."
"Oh did he really?"
"Yeah."
"Tsu-kun, why don't you take your friend inside and show him the rooms?"
"Okay!" Tsuna cheerfully replied.
"Is it okay to leave your mother with those men? The Todd famiglia is ranked the 7th most ruthless mafia famiglia!" Fuuta asked.
Tsuna smiled. "Don't worry about it." Better yet, don't get in the way. "Let's take a look at the empty rooms!" The brunet lead Fuuta deeper into the house.
"Seriously, move out of the way!" Paolo yelled in frustration. "Or I'll make you."
"B-boss... I have a bad feeling about this." Rossi said as he backed away nervously. That smile was a bit too bright.
"You wimp! You think you are so smart don't you? What can this woman do-" Paolo raised an eyebrow incredulously. "Is that a kitchen knife?"
Several hours later, Ieyatsu came home holding onto four boxes of cake. He entered the house to find his mom humming, but that was nothing new so he just ignored it.
"I'm home."
"Welcome home Yat-kun." Nana called from the kitchen.
"Oh, and kaa-san? I think someone spilled some paint on the doorstep, there's a few splotches of red near the gates." Ieyatsu pointed out.
"Ara,was there? -Guess i missed a few place-" Nana mumbled.
"What?"
"Oh nothing, I'll clean it later." she said with a bright smile.
Ieyatsu nodded and headed towards the kitchen.
"Tsuna I'm home!" Ieyatsu cheerfully called. "I managed to lose the pedophile too!"
"Yay! Welcome home!" Tsuna beamed, staring at the boxes in his brother's hands. "There is more cake Fuuta!"
Fuuta was pretty sure he didn't want any more cake...especially not if it is covered in chocolate and marshmallows.
"I got chocolate and marshmallow cakes! There was some sort of special today for those particular flavors."
Dammit.
"By the way, this is my friend Fuuta." Tsuna pointed out, "He'll be staying here for a while."
"Oh, okay."
Surprisingly, Ieyatsu wasn't opposed to Fuuta staying at the house. It might have had something to do with the fact that Fuuta was good at taking care of Lambo and keeping the cow from blowing his things up or the fact that it was near impossible to refuse puppy eyes from two small animals.
Or maybe he was just in a good mood when a certain marshmallow-eating albino announced that he would return to the hospital instead of staying in one of their rooms. He must have been escaping from cake-duty.
Ieyatsu was in a great mood. He had not seen any perverted marshmallows or pedophiles in a few days, plus Reborn was nowhere to be seen. Today was also the day his essay was due and he had handed the horrific stack of paper to his teacher as if he was holding onto a ticking bomb. He was lucky he had stapled the thing together when it almost fell off the teacher's desk. Now all he could think about was getting home as fast as he can so that he could have more time to play games with Tsuna.
But it seemed that that would not be the case.
As the blond walked down the street with a wide smile on his face, he came across a child with a large forehead and braided hair. The child wore chinese-styled attire and was holding onto a photo with one hand while his other hand held onto a...meatbun? Dumpling...No wait it was called Gyoza! As Ieyatsu triumphantly came across the word he was looking for, he was suddenly thrown back several feet.
"Wh-what?" Ieyatsu spluttered before he was once again thrown all over the street.
"I-pin found target!"
"Target?! Ouch!" How was he even being thrown?
"Baka-Yatsu."
Oh of course he was around.
"What is going on Reborn?!"
"How should I know? Deal with your own problems." The voice of the infant responded from somewhere.
Within the next few seconds, Ieyatsu was stripped down to his rainbow unicorn boxers while yelling at the top of his lungs.
"REBORN! FIND OUT WHY THE KID WANTS ME DEAD!"
And instinctively grabbed the photo the child was holding onto. The child was startled when he noticed that his special move was not working.
"Target." The child said, pointing towards the photo.
"What did I ever do to become a target?!" Ieyatsu questioned.
"I-Pin is near-sighted so she probably mistook you for her target." Reborn very helpfully informed.
"So you do know something!" The blond couldn't help but exclaim.
"I-pin not near-sighted, I-pin wear contact." I-pin huffed.
"...give me that." Reborn swiped the photo from the half-naked blond's hands. Even satan himself was unable to conceal his surprise. Well what do you know, the photo did indeed contain one stupid-looking blond. "To think you already had a criminal record...I guess there is hope for you as a mafia boss after all."
"I don't have one!"
"So what did Baka-Yatsu do?" the infant questioned, ignoring the blond.
"Master said target so target." the child said once again, pointing once at the photo before pointing back at Ieyatsu.
"You're master did?" The infant asked carefully. "And I suppose your master taught you how to speak Japanese as well?"
"Indeed I did; I-pin is such a fast learner it only took her half a year to reach this level." a serene voice entered the conversation.
Looking up, Ieyatsu found himself staring at a small figure balancing on his neighbor's brick fence. The figure was an infant wearing Chinese-styled clothes. His hair was tied back in a low braid and there was a red pacifier hanging on his neck.
"Fon." Reborn said, somehow making the name sound as if it was both a statement and a question.
"No I am not an imposter...and neither is my apprentice." Fon calmly smiled. He reached for the pacifier around his neck, removing a chain which had been wrapped around the object. The moment the chain left the object, a bright red light was emitted from it. "This should be enough proof right? I didn't want to cause a scene so I borrowed this chain from Viper."
"Borrowed?" Reborn asked incredulously, his pacifier emitting a yellow light.
"Hmm, well I guess I bought it for twelve million."
"That's pretty cheap coming from that guy." Viper must have been feeling generous.
"That's cheap?! Wait...no, that's not what I should be asking about. What the hell is going on Reborn?" Ieyatsu groaned. "You know what? I don't want to know. I'm going home now so I can play games with Tsuna, have fun."
Ieyatsu instantly made a beeline towards the familiar roof he could make out a few streets down.
"Hold it." a squeaky voice said. A few seconds later, Ieyatsu found himself kissing the ground after his head met with the bottom of a small shoe. "I have yet to hear the details of your offences." He'd be damned if he were to say he wasn't a bit curious.
"Ah, you must mean the photo." Fon chuckled. "Sorry, I didn't really send I-Pin to kill you."
"What?" An infant hitman deadpanned.
"What?" An idiot blond's jaw hung open.
"What?" I-Pin accidentally said in Chinese.
"Oh, it was just the easiest way to send I-Pin to somewhere safe while I went and destroyed the Triads." Fon smiled. "Though I didn't expect her to take this long to get here; I sent her out several months ago."
"Wait wait wait. Let me get this straight." Ieyatsu held his hands out in front of him as he took deep breaths. "You told her to kill me as an excuse to have her come here even though she really could end up killing me?"
"You're still alive so it worked out fine didn't it?" Fon continued smiling, creating a carefree atmosphere.
"I guess so...wait what am I saying?!" Damn that baby's aura is dangerous. He could probably stab someone face-to-face while they are drinking tea and get away with it. Heck, he would probably leave the police station with a goody bag full of cookies, candies and guns.
"Since we are already here we might as well stay. A child as young as I-Pin shouldn't have to grow up in a dark environment full of bloodshed and deceit."
"That's true…" Ieyatsu shivered at the thought that his little Tsuna might have grown up in a place without rainbows and bunnies.
"Unfortunately…" Fon paused for dramatic effect. "We don't have a place to stay around here seeing as we haven't been here very long."
"You can stay at my house, I'm sure my mother wouldn't mind." Ieyatsu offered.
"Thank you kindly. We will be in your care."
"Here, you can use my shoulder." the blond offered.
"Thanks." The infant hopped onto Ieyatsu's shoulder.
Reborn facepalmed. "Baka-Yatsu."
"What is it Reborn?"
"You got played."
Ieyatsu stared at his tutor incomprehensibly. "Eh?"
"How is the food Fon-chan?" Sawada Nana, a.k.a "The Flowery One", asked.
"It is really delicious Sawada-san, your cooking beats the cooking of all the five star restaurants I have ever dined at."
"Oh Fon-chan, you flatterer you. Just call me Maman." Nana blushed as she cupped her cheeks with her hands.
"He's right though, your cooking is the best kaa-san." Tsuna beamed.
"Oh, you two." Nana smiled, "Why don't you show Fon-chan to his room Tsu-kun?"
"Okay! Come on Fon, I-Pin, you can pick one of the empty rooms."
"Why don't you just let I-Pin and Lambo share a room? They are the same age right?" Ieyatsu suggested.
"What are you saying nii-san?!" Tsuna reprimanded, pointing his finger at his brother while placing his other hand on his hips.
"W-what am I saying?" Ieyatsu repeated weakly. Did Tsuna just yell at him?
"I-Pin is a girl so she should have privacy from Lambo!" Not to mention they would be dating in the future if everything plays out the same way...but no one needed to know that yet.
"I-Pin is a girl?!"
"Of course she is! Can't you tell? Are your eyes just for show nii-san?" Ieyatsu felt as if he was just stabbed several of his mother's knives.
"N-no…"
"You are too insensitive!" Tsuna landed the final blow. Ieyatsu curled up in a corner, wrapping his arms around his knees as he silently sobbed.
"Three-hit combo, the opponent is unable to battle. The win goes to Sawada Tsunayoshi." Reborn announced in a black and white referee outfit. The infant swung the flag he was holding down as he blew into his little whistle.
"That might have been a bit cruel though." Fon said while adopting his usual calm smile.
"Don't worry about it! Nii-san will get over it in a week, it's in his genes." Tsuna brushed it off as he headed towards the stairs. "Come on! I'll show you the rooms."
"If you say so Tsunayoshi." Fon and I-Pin followed Tsuna upstairs, leaving Reborn with a crucial decision as he stared at the unsightly form of his depressed student.
To tor-tutor or not to tutor.
Hmm. That wasn't much of a decision.
Reborn pulled out his gun. "Baka-Yatsu, you've got three seconds to get up and start running."
Three.
Two
One.
"Hmm, was that a gunshot?" Fon asked with a peaceful smile.
"Yes. Yes it was." Tsuna responded with a smile just as tranquil.
The two continued walking, I-Pin following a few steps behind.
"This room…" The brunet suddenly stopped as he neared a wooden door with a frilly sign pinned onto it. "Kaa-san used to use this room for sewing until she devoted herself to cooking once she realized that she prefered it more...I think you will like this room I-Pin."
Tsuna pushed open the door, which was thankfully already slightly open. Which genius decided to install door knobs so high anyways?! The wooden frame swung away to reveal rows and rows of frills, pillows and fluffy dolls. Did he mention they were fluffy? The brunet turned towards the girl and swore he saw her eyes sparkle (Though it was kind of hard to tell when her eyes were always closed).
"Do you like this room I-Pin?" The girl in questioned nodded her head rapidly and said a quick 'Thank You" before dashing onto the nearest doll and latching herself onto it. She buried her head into the soft cotton of the large, white teddy bear before sighing contently. Tsuna gently closed the door.
"You can have that room right across from I-Pin's." Tsuna pointed toward the smooth red door nearby. "That way you can watch over her as her master.
"Thank you, that is very considerate of you Tsunayoshi."
"Call me Tsuna." The brunet pouted.
"Just think of it as my way of showing respect."
"In other words no." Tsuna puffed his cheeks up like a squirrel. "Well, fine. But seeing as you are here that means those matters have been settled right?"
"Indeed they have, I thank you for your assistance. Who knew my job chasing a target to Japan half a year ago would lead to this." The infant tilted his head up in reminisce. "Although, was that creative method to get I-Pin to come here necessary?"
"No, but I thought nii-san could use the experience." Tsuna smiled as he received the photo Fon handed to him. He stuffed the photo of his brother back into his pocket and clapped his hands together in innocence.
"Alright! Now that I've shown you to your room…" Tsuna turned towards the direction of the stairs. "Let's eat the cake nii-san brought back!"
"That sounds lovely. I've brought some tea leaves with me, why don't I make you some?" Fon slipped a small container out from his sleeves. This tea-loving trait reminded Tsuna of a certain violent prefect. It was probably due to genetics, they were related after all. Why their personalities were so different though, Tsuna didn't know.
"I would love to taste your tea...But you should probably make sure no one sees that first." Tsuna said, gesturing towards his neck. Fon grabbed the chain around his neck and stuffed it into his shirt. The object that was blocked from view by the red pacifier flashed red for a brief second before it was hidden in the garb.
The infant followed the brunet down once the wing-shaped ring was no longer visible.
Side Story - Ieyatsu and Perverts
There once was a peaceful land called Namimori. Or it was peaceful until the species known as perverts appeared. The new species threatened the well being of the great Tsuna so his knight Ieyatsu set off on a quest to get rid of these vile creatures.
After walking for a while, Ieyatsu came upon the one known as the costume monster. This particular pervert enjoyed wearing weird outfits and making annoying sound effects that sounded like "hahi!". Disguising himself as a wandering bard, Ieyatsu gave the pervert false information about a magical cake that could capture anyone who ate it. The costume pervert left on a journey halfway across the world in search of a non-existent cake.
Done vanquishing one evil, Ieyatsu continues his journey. A few days pass and Ieyatsu finds himself staring at a marshmallow fairy. He tried to vanquish the fairy by throwing pots, pans and magical knives but the fairy just would not go down. However, he would not give up. The knight came down with a flash of inspiration and started planting a trail of marshmallows leading towards a lake. That day was the last time anyone saw the marshmallow fairy. It seems his wings didn't work when soaked in water.
Some days later, Ieyatsu met with the final boss. With a whip and a man-eating turtle, he was truly the hardest enemy of all. The villain had already wormed his way into the great Tsuna's presence so Ieyatsu had to resort to getting the help of the High Witch Bianchi. Slipping the gender-changing potion into some sushi provided by a cheery baseball player, Ieyatsu watched as the male turned into a female.
"Hah!" the knight laughed. "Now I'm the only brother Tsuna has!"
The End.
The English teacher stared at the essay written by one of her students. What did she just read?
A month later, she would regret giving that student more time to re-write his essay. For some reason, the new and improved essay added a walking fruit and pineapple-cide.
Profile Update-
Name: Miura Haru
Age: 14
Status: Lost
Mental Capacity: Children
Physical Capacity: Decent
Additional Notes:
-Number One charming trait is hair whorl.
Name: Fuuta de Stella/Ranking Prince
Age: 9
Status: Alive
Mental Capacity: Rankings
Physical Capacity: Allergic to chocolate and marshmallow cakes (Weird since he wasn't in the other world…)
Additional Notes:
-Rankings are inaccurate in the rain
-Ranked nii-san number 4 out of 247 most easily depressed mafia boss
Name: I-Pin
Age: 5
Status: Being soothed by fluffy dolls
Mental Capacity: Pretty good with Japanese despite only learning it for half a year
Physical Capacity: Able to toss people around without touching them
Additional Notes:
-Pinzu bomb - Will start a countdown visible on head when embarrassed. A code was created half a year ago by her master to stop the countdown. The code is "Broccoli Monster" but no one needs to know this yet ;).
Name: Fon
Age: 1(?)
Status: Alive
Mental Capacity: Calm
Physical Capacity: Kyoya's uncle, enough said.
Additional Notes:
-Tried making nii-san some tea with Fon's tea leaves. I guess he doesn't really like green tea...
And here comes the storm~ Well, I planned for Fon's meeting with Tsuna to be explained some more but that would be too long, not to mention the organization would be kind of weird. Not to mention this chapter is already longer than the previous chapters with just the story itself being over 4k words. The side story and profiles added another 500 words which makes this chapter, without my commenting, over 4.5k words. Yeah, the other half can wait. Not to mention it would take even longer to post this chapter if I had written the other half *cough*.
Thank you guys who Favorited, followed and reviewed for this fic! I took a while to write this chapter sorry but I love you guys for waiting patiently (and not patiently as well)~ And future waiters too ;).