Hey, it's me! I thought of another funny one. Although, this one doesn't focus on Gohan or any of the main DBZ characters at all. Confused? Just read and review!

Seamus Finnigan was pooped. There was no denying it. After all, he had just gotten off a 24 hour gig with Harry and Ron on some mission hunting down another WW3 war criminal. It wasn't a bigshot like Malfoy or Parkinson had been, just some chump. There seemed to be a lot of those running around lately. Seamus let out a chuckle as he finally plopped down on his favorite chair in his flat. It was times like these that he thought of the old chuckled as he glanced at a picture of himself, Gohan, Ron, Harry, Neville, and Dean, posing in front of a jet in their military outfits. He chuckled as he looked at Neville. Even in war, he had been clumsy. One time, Neville had tripped carrying a live grenade, sending it flying into a squad of five North Koreans, blowing them all to hell. He felt a little sad as he looked at the laughing Dean.

"Rest in piece, old friend." Seamus chuckled as he gulped down a glass of firewhiskey. These days, they were all settling down. Gohan had finally gotten with Ginny and had two kids, with a third on the way. Ron had gotten with Hermione, and had a little girl. Harry had gotten with Gohan's sister, and had two kids. Neville had ended up with Luna of all people, and had a little girl so far. Of course, Seamus was no exception. He had gotten married to no other than…

"Finally! Hello, honey." Seamus grinned as he turned to see his lovely wife, Katie Bell, now Katie Finnigan, smile at him and kiss him.

"I think you've got some people who want to see you." Katie grinned as she held up two baby girls, both dressed in little red outfits, and a year old. They were identical twins, with his eyes and Katie's hair. They squealed as they looked at him. Seamus grinned as they sat in his lap.

"How are my girls?" Seamus grinned as he kissed Alicia on the head, and then Stacy. Alicia had been named after Katie's friend who had died during the Second Korean War, while Stacy had been named after Seamus's mom. Then, Seamus notice that Katie was wearing what looked like a party dress.

"Ummmm… you going somewhere?" Seamus asked. Katie laughed nervously.

"Well, you see, Ginny just called and told me that all the girls are off to the Leady Cauldron for Ladies Night. So… bye! Have fun!" Katie smiled. Then, she pecked Seamus, Stacy, and Alicia before stepping into the fireplace and vanishing, leaving behind a surprised Seamus and twin girls.

"Ummmmm…" Seamus stammered as he stared at his daughter, who stared back at him with curiosity in her eyes.

"Look… I'm pooped, and I know you both are too. So… how about we both take a nap?" Seamus asked nervously. Stacy babbled as she pulled her dad's hair, while Alicia stared around curiously. He cautiously placed the goblet with his firewhiskey onto the table and lifted his daughters up. He gulped as he walked up the stairs to the girls's room. He chuckled as he looked around. The room was painted pink, and looked like a Quidditch Stadium. There was one crib. For some reason, the girls went nuts if they were separated. Seamus sighed as he placed them into the crib, Stacy first, then Alicia. They fell asleep right away. Seamus let out a soft sigh as he looked at the painting. There was a reason that Katie was such a Quidditch nut besides the fact that she had been a player at Hogwarts. Before the war ended in 2004, Katie had been shot down over Korea in the same fight that killed her best friend, Alicia. She had barely managed to survive the explosion that threw her clear of the blast, but had taken shrapnel damage in her legs and back. She survived it all, but had been told that she would never be able to play Quidditch again, and had received an honorable discharge from the military. Seamus tiptoed out of the room and crept down the stairs to where his beloved firewhiskey was. He sat down in his comfortable armchair and turned to look at his new television.

"Ahhhh…" Seamus groaned with relief as he raised his flask to his lips. Then…

"WWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" two pairs of screaming reached his ears, causing him to groan and stumble up the stairs to see Stacy and Alicia crying at the top of their lungs.

"Okay, what do you want?" Seamus groaned as he bounced Alicia on his knee on one arm and rubbed Stacy with the other, but that didn't do anything. He ran downstairs and came back with two bottles, which he gave to them. They gulped them down and burped, after Seamus patted them on the back. Seamus groaned with relief as he fell back with them in his lap. Then, a foul scent reached his nostrils, causing him to gasp and groan as he tried to cover his nose.

"Poopy!" Alicia giggled while Stacy babbled and sniffed.

"No no no no no!" Seamus groaned as he ran to the changing table and put Alicia on it first, letting out a loud groan as he got a whiff of the diaper.

"Dear dende…" Seamus wimpered as he dropped in the bin and put a new one on. Then, he put Alicia in the crib and put Stacy on. The minute that he took her diaper off, a stream of pee hit him in the chest, causing him to stammer.

"Wha… how… you're a girl!" he stammered, causing Stacy to giggle as she waved her arms.

"Awww… this was my favorite robe!" he groaned as he put her in a new diaper and dropped her back in her crib.

"Mummy!" Stacy piped up.

"No, mummy is not here right now, she is GGGAAHHHHH!" Seamus screamed as he stepped on a ball and fell down the stairs, causing him to groan out loud while Stacy and Alicia giggled.

Later…

"I'm home!" Katie said as she walked back through the fireplace and dusted herself off. She frowned as she looked around, and walked upstairs to see Seamus and the girls snoozing in a rocking chair. Katie lightly tapped him on the shoulder, causing him to groan and blink to see her.

"Thank god." He groaned in relief as she lightly took the girls from him and put them in the crib.

"Guess what?" Katie grinned once they were out of the room and back in the living room.

"What?" Seamus asked.

"I won a contest! I got six tickets for a week at the Wizarding Resort Spa with the girls!" Katie grinned. Seamus sputtered as he stared in shock at Katie. Then, he groaned as his eyes rolled up in his head and fell back on the ground, unconscious, leaving Katie confused.

Hah! Poor Seamus! Enjoy and review!