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HEEERESJOHNNY has signed on.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH has signed on.
HEEEERESJOHNNY: Hello, Amanda. :D
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Hi, John :-)
HEEERESJOHNNY: :D
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: :D
HEEERESJOHNNY: I wanna play a game.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Oh no…why do I have to play again? Was once not enough for you?
HEEERESJOHNNY: Nope :D
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Oh, FML.
HEEERESJOHNNY: What is 'FML'?
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Fuck my life.
HEEERESJOHNNY: Hmm, sounds like something you'd say.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
HEEERESJOHNNY: Nothing, nothing…By the way, where is my pepperoni pizza?
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Right fucking here!
ForgiveNForget has signed on.
ForgiveNForget: LYYYYYYN!
HEEERESJOHNNY: That is not a pepperoni pizza. That is Jeff Denlon. Sadly, he is not edible.
ForgiveNForget: LYYYYN!
HEEERESJOHNNY: Amanda, I do believe I want a refund.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: FML.
ForgiveNForget: LYYYYN!
HEEERESJOHNNY: AMANDA! Put it AWAY…
HEEERESJOHNNY: Mark won't be very happy if you start dyeing his quilt collection red again…
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: FML. FML!
HEEERESJOHNNY: Oh, why did I ever pick YOU to be an apprentice? You suck! You can't even make me a damn pepperoni pizza!
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Get used to me, because I'm not going anywhere.
HEEERESJOHNNY: NOOOOOOO!
ForgiveNForget: LYYYYN!
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Oh, yeah. I'm so smart. :P
HEEERESJOHNNY: What do you keep saying, Amanda? F-M-something…what was it?
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: FML.
HEEERESJOHNNY: Oh, okay. FML then.
Dr. Peg-leg has signed on.
Dr. Peg-leg: FML- Feed My Llama! :D
HEEERESJOHNNY: Oh my God! You have a llama? :D
Dr. Peg-leg: Yes! I named it Chris Brown!
HEEERESJOHNNY: …Seriously?
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Yes, that's right. Forget the ever-so-important female psychopath, whose name is-
ForgiveNForget: LYYYYYN!
HEEERESJOHNNY: If you prefer.
Dr. Peg-leg: XD
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Okay! Wait…what?
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Oh, FML.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH has set her status as away.
Dr. Peg-leg: Oh my God…does she have a llama too? :3
HEEERESJOHNNY: You know, I don't think she does. I think she's trying to be a try-hard.
Dr. Peg-leg: Oh, well. I'm cooler :D I have a llama :3
SnapshotMan has signed on.
SnapshotMan: LLAMAS ROCK! :D
Dr. Peg-leg: AGREED!
SnapshotMan: Guess what? :D
Dr. Peg-leg: What, my llama-loving-sweetpea?
SnapshotMan: I saw this show, and the statistics said that people that kiss more are happier people!
Dr. Peg-leg: Oh my God, REALLY? :3
SnapshotMan: Yes!
Dr. Peg-leg: Let's waste no more time!
Dr. Peg-leg has signed off.
SnapshotMan has signed off.
HEEERESJOHNNY: Hmm… maybe I should get a llama…
ForgiveNForget: LYYYN!
HEEERESJOHNNY: Jeff, I want something from you.
ForgiveNForget: LYYYYN- what?
HEEERESJOHNNY: Make me a pepperoni pizza, and buy me a llama. :D
ForgiveNForget: I FORGIVE YOU!
ForgiveNForget has signed off.
HEEERESJOHNNY: …Does that mean he's going to get me those nice things? :D
HEEERESJOHNNY: Oh, I can't WAAAIT! :D
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF has signed on.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: You're a stupid serial killer. Geez, you get excited about PIZZA, for God's sake…
HEEERESJOHNNY: I find pizza very tasteful! :O
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: How about llamas then?
HEEERESJOHNNY: I do not eat llamas. I am not Hannibal Lector. I am not a cannibal.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: I see…
HEEERESJOHNNY: :D
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Can you do ten pushups in ten seconds?
HEEERESJOHNNY: What kind of question is that?
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: An appropriate one. Well, CAN you do ten pushups in ten seconds?
HEEERESJOHNNY: …piranha.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: What kind of answer is that?
HEEERESJOHNNY: An appropriate one. ;P
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Why do you have Justin Bieber hair?
HEEERESJOHNNY: …I don't! …Do I?
Undercover_Badass101 has signed on.
Undercover_Badass101: No, you don't, John.
Undercover_Badass101 has signed off.
HEEERESJOHNNY: …Phew!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Why do you like undressing people down to their underwear when you put them in traps, Jigsaw?
ThemaninyourROOM has signed on.
ThemaninyourROOM: His name is John. He's a very interesting person.
HEEERESJOHNNY: Interesting, eh? :P I thought you said naughty XD
ThemaninyourROOM: :P
ThemaninyourROOM has signed off.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Are you a pervert, John?
HEEERESJOHNNY: No! Of course not…
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: That wasn't very convincing…
HEEERESJOHNNY: Holy shit Dr. Gordon's uploading LIVE FOOTAGE of him and Adam on YouTube! :D
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: O.O
Utterly_Relaxed has signed on.
Utterly_Relaxed: Don't tell me that! Damn it, I had no IDEA Adam was two-timing… :'(
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: O.O
Utterly_Relaxed: :'(
Utterly_Relaxed has signed off.
ThemaninyourROOM has signed on.
ThemaninyourROOM: Please stop staring, John; you're making me jealous… :'(
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: O.O
HEEERESJOHNNY: I'm sorry, Zep…I'll get off it right away…
ThemaninyourROOM: Good.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Is Jigsaw gay…? O.O
ThemaninyourROOM: His name is JOHN, you asswipe!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: His name is JIGSAW, you stupid I-got-bashed-in-the-head-with-a-toilet-lid man!
ThemaninyourROOM: His name is JOHN!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: JIGSAW!
ThemaninyourROOM: JOHN!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: JIGSAW!
ThemaninyourROOM: JOHN!
Danny-boy87 has signed on.
Danny-boy87: BITCH FIGHT! :D
HEEERESJOHNNY: Have you come to enjoy the theatrics as well, Daniel? :-)
Danny-boy87: Yup! :D
HEEERESJOHNNY: Does your father know you're here?
Dany-boy87: Uh…
Aggro_cop13 has signed on.
Aggro_cop13: DANIEEEL!
HEEERESJOHNNY: Guess not.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: JIGSAW!
ThemaninyourROOM: JOHN!
Aggro_cop13: DAAAANIEEL!
Danny-boy87: WHAT?
Aggro_cop13: How did you get past all my security cameras?
Danny-boy87: …Dad, I have something to tell you…
Aggro_cop13: You've been screwing Amanda Young, haven't you?
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: JIGSAW!
ThemaninyourROOM: JOHN!
Danny-boy87: …NO.
Aggro_cop13: You're Yoda?
Danny-boy87: NO!
Aggro_cop13: Then what is it?
HEEERESJOHNNY: Yes, Daniel, what is it?
Danny-boy87: …I'm a ninja.
HEEERESJOHNNY: OMG SO AM I!
Aggro_cop13: Is that all? I thought it'd be something major and likely to get me in trouble…
HEEERESJOHNNY: Yes, having a son who's a paid assassin isn't going to get you in trouble at all…
Aggro_cop13: Shut the fuck up!
Aggro_cop13 has signed off.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: JIGSAW!
ThemaninyourROOM: JOHN!
Danny-boy87: O.O They're still going…?
HEEERESJOHNNY: Oh, Zep can go for hours, if you get my drift… ;P
Danny-boy87: O.O
HEEERESJOHNNY: Haha :D
Danny-boy87: I think it's time for this ninja to disappear…
Danny-boy87 has signed off.
HEEERESJOHNNY: Aw, now who am I going to listen to this bitch fight with? :(
HEEERESJOHNNY: I guess I'll just watch it by myself…
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: JIGSAW!
ThemaninyourROOM: JOHN!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Give it up, Zep! You KNOW I'm more annoying than you are!
ThemaninyourROOM: Ah, you're just jealous that I get to spend more time with John than you do…and it's clearly made you into someone petty and ugly, and you were already ugly…Hehe…
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Shut up!
ThemaninyourROOM: You shut up!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Shut up!
ThemaninyourROOM: YOU shut up!
HEEERESJOHNNY: Oh, God…not this shit AGAIN…
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Shut up!
ThemaninyourROOM: YOU shut up!
HEEERESJOHNNY: FML! FML! FML! FML!
ThemaninyourROOM: ?
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: ?
HEEERESJOHNNY: You guys have pissed me off! Go away!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: It's a GAME, tweaker! The less you know about me, the better!
HEEERESJOHNNY: Ain't that the truth!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: What-
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF's internet connection has failed. ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF has been logged off.
HEEERESJOHNNY: Zep, I'm tired. Leave me now.
ThemaninyourROOM: Sure. I'll just go and spy on someone having a shower, then…
ThemaninyourROOM has signed off.
HEEERESJOHNNY: I'm really tired…
HEEERESJOHNNY has set his status as away.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH has returned from away.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: This is what you get for ignoring me for so long! XD
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH has signed off.
HEEERESJOHNNY has returned from away.
HEEERESJOHNNY: WHY THE HELL IS MY HAIR BRIGHT PINK AND CUT LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER'S?
HEEERESJOHNNY: I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU AMANDA!
HEEERESJOHNNY has signed off.