Oda-sensei is the creator of One Piece; he's my hero in the manga-ka department. (he's adorable too…xD)

I own all meh characters and plot stuffs…

Bikki: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! PLEASE REVIEW!

Zoro: -asleep-

Chapter Ten: no title

As the StrawHats broke bread with their guests, the three random mice had swam off to a submarine and transformed back into humans.

Three demonic humans…

"Ryuu, how'd you get so smart?" Nobuhiro asked once they got inside. Arisa shot a death glare at Nobuhiro as he faced Ryuu sitting on a bed. Ryuu was drying his hair with a towel and Nobu-chan was in a towel.

"I just thought it would be smart to do something like that…y'know." He said. Nobuhiro nodded. He smiled.

"I can smell her from here now…she smells like strawberries and cream…" Nobu commented. Ryuunosuke looked up in slight shock.

"…Don't tell me you have the hots for my fiancée!" He snapped. The eldest brother blushed slightly and turned to get some clothes on. Arisa scoffed in the other room and went about her business as well. Ryuu sat on the bed in silence. I'd kill my brother if he tries to become king of the nether world! He thought.

Nobuhiro went to his room and sat down at his desk. He started to write in his logbook. And it read…

Dear Diary,

That sounds so gay. xD … Today, we infiltrated the enemies' territory. We found the girl we were looking for…and I don't know if I can keep my promise… I'm going to have to take control over the netherworld and marry her myself. She's kinda cute. xD and besides, Ryuu isn't ready for such a big responsibility.

And the scene sort of trails off and zooms out from the room, to the inside of the submarine, and then the sub and then the whole ocean. (:D lol)

Arisa seemed like the only sibling that didn't have a completely hateful heart. She sighed at the thought of her brothers going at it over one stupid girl. Did the opportunity of controlling a world trapped in twilight really cost that much to sacrifice a sibling?

…The Next Day…

Hibiki was watching Sanji make breakfast and he was very pleased with himself. Bikki was the actual early bird but for some reason she was still sleeping in her bed. Or so she thought.

"Eh?" She muttered when she got up. She lifted her head like a little babe and noticed she was lying on top of a manly piece of man. (how redundant…xD) "Aw, not again."

"What, you don't like sleeping on me?" Zoro asked. This startled the otaku and she fell off. While sprawled on the floor in a blanket, Zoro sat up sleepily and goggled at her. The cuteness is driving me nuts…

"It's not that…um…I just…don't want to become too attached to you…" She said. Zoro put out an arm offering to help her up. Bikki took his hand and she suddenly lunged forward into his arms. Her face was red.

"Okay…maybe you are my sex slave." He said. Bikki got mad after that.

"I'll bite you…"

"That's even better!"

"…I should argue with you more often…I miss that…"

The sexy man just smiled and kissed her forehead. She blushed amazed. Men never showed her affection.

Usopp walked into the room to see them just lying there, all…sexual…xD

"Whoa! I'd tell you two to get a room but… you have one."

Zoro sat up and Bikki sat beside him feeling very girly and vulnerable. Zoro was about to yell at him but Bikki beat him to it.

"Shut your face Usopp! Its not like Kaya never invited you into her nest of love making!"

Usopp became red in the face and stormed off. Zoro looked at Bikki confused.

"Usopp is cool and all…but he can be so dumb sometimes…" She said, with a vein on her head. She didn't make eye contact with him. She had an air of anger about her.

The two of them arrived upstairs and Sanji was fuming again. He muttered something under his breath as Bikki wandered over to Nami and Hibiki to harass them as if it was just another normal day.

"Somebody's got male pms!" Bikki pointed out as Sanji gave Zoro a SUPER DUPER death glare. Hibiki laughed.

"male pms! xD" She fell over laughing. Nami and Bikki exchanged worried looks.

"She's dumber than you!" Nami said blatantly. Bikki raised a brow.

"You thought I was dumb?" She asked. Nami nodded.

"I mean, what woman in her right mind allows herself to fall in love with someone like him? He's an ass!" Nami squabbled as she pointed to Zoro and Sanji fighting for no reason. Bikki shrugged.

"I've been in love with him for a long ass time, and I never really knew why… . I don't really think it's a bad thing."

"What do you mean you don't think it's a bad thing? He's …so…"

"AMAZINGLY SEXEH!" Bikki squeaked and she ran over to the quarreling men and tackled Zoro and Sanji stopped mid-kick before he broke Bikki. Zoro made a face when Bikki's chest pushed up against Zoro's back. She clung to him and Nami had a mask of disbelief and shock.

Sanji still wanted to beat the hell out of Zoro, but he refrained.

"Uh…" Zoro began. His face bright red as Bikki nuzzled against him like a kitten.

"I luff my Zoro-kun, no matter how bitter and cruel he can be!" She purred. Hibiki scowled and Robin; sitting on her lawn chair smiled at the cuteness. He was also pleased, Zoro, but he was in a middle of a fight with Sanji…

Without notice, Luffy popped off his little spot on the bow and asked Nami to direct them to a near by island. It was a small island with a small port city and they needed to restock their staples.

They docked the ship and Luffy, Sanji, Nami and Zoro went to go into the city to get stuff and come back. Bikki followed Zoro down the gangplank but he stopped her.

"No, you stay here. We don't need that many people coming off the ship…we tend to lose people." He said. Luffy and Nami had gone off ahead but Sanji stayed to see what Zoro stopped Bikki for.

"No, I wanna come!" She responded defiantly. He frowned, acting like himself again.

"You're staying here."

"You're not the boss of me." Bikki said, trying to get past the man she loved or lusted for so much. He became slightly vexed and pushed her. She fell of the gangplank into the water. She had let out a yelp and he started laughing.

"THAT WASN'T NICE!" Sanji yelled. Bikki surfaced and stared up at Zoro.

"YOU BASTARD!"

The three of them stood at the bottom of the gangplank after some more yelling and such. Bikki glared at Zoro, her jet black hair sopping wet. She was mad now, her hair was going to make her look like a broom. Then she remembered she was in the One Piece universe, so maybe her hair wasn't going to frizz like an afro. She sighed.

"So funny!" He said. Sanji took off his jacket and put it around Bikki's shoulders. He was about to scold the swordsman again but Bikki punched him in the stomach.

"YOU IDIOT!" She squealed. Sanji was taken aback. Zoro held his stomach, but he was still laughing though she knocked the wind out of him. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!"

"heh…I dunno…" Zoro said as he straightened up a little. The smile on his face made Bikki's insides turn to mush, but she tried to ignore it. "I guess you have to stay behind since you're soaking wet!"

"No I don't!" Bikki retorted. Sanji tried to get a word in but they continued.

"So you're going to walk around like a wet dog…what moron does that? We're not at some theme park!"

"Oh shut up marimo-kun! You're the dumbass who pushed me into the water!"

"Well maybe if you weren't so stubborn…"

"LOOK WHO'S TALKIN'!?"

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" Nami yelled. The couple stopped arguing and Sanji looked hopelessly to Nami. Luffy was by her side.

"Thank goodness, Nami-san, they won't stop fighting!" Sanji said. Nami snorted. She punched both Bikki and Zoro in the back of the head.

"You two can stay here on the ship and argue! I don't have the patience for your stupidity!" She yelled.

The three walked away and the two quarrelsome morons stayed behind. Bikki hugged herself with Sanji's jacket still on her shoulders. Zoro had his back to her and he scratched the back of his head.

"…I'm sorry about that…" He said. The girl that he had been stuck with for about 6 months perked up. She didn't reply though. He turned around, feeling the force of her emotion through no words. "I said I'm sorry,"

"It's okay…"

They went back on the ship, and while they went back onto the ship…the same mischievous looking submarine loomed near by the going merry. The netherworld siblings were prepared to attack! (team rocket's rocket plays in the background)