Sorry it took so long!!!!!!!!!! But finally, here it is! You thought I gave up on it... DIDN'T YOU!
But no, here I am, with the final SasuNaru based Chapter.
It was that time of week again. When you lived in a house with a bunch of other people, sometimes... there were complications. Like who was going to get dinner made on a certain day of the week. Since it worked better with two people working, every Wednesday was assigned to Naruto and Sasuke. And tonight, Wednesday night, everyone demanded pasta. So, pasta it was. . No one liked cooking... in fact, it was a punishment to be assigned extra cooking days. Chouji and Shikamaru were the only ones who were allowed to not cook, since Chouji would eat the food before he had a chance to actually cook it, and Shikamaru had a bad habit of falling asleep on the job. Last time the leaf gang dared tried to make Shikamaru cook, the place almost burned down. There was still a black spot on the ceiling from where the smoke stained it.
Sasuke and Naruto made their way into the kitchen together, which was a room right off of the main room. They both faced the giant oven/stove, glaring at it as if just a rude look could make it explode and they could just order out for everyone. Looking aside to each other, and both knowing that no amount of glare power could make the evil machine spontaneously combust, they decided to start working. Naruto started by grabbing a couple boxes of random pasta, and putting it on a table.
"Oi, Teme... how many pots are we going to need to cook all this?" asked Naruto, looking aside to Sasuke.
Sasuke let out an aggravated sigh, already filling one pot up with water. "How many times do I have to tell you to stop calling me that?" he said, than putting the pot of water on the stove, cranking up the heat on it to start heating the water.
Ignoring what Sasuke said apparently, Naruto ran over to the cupboard and got out a can of salt. Staring at it for a second, we walked over to the stove, looking very proud with himself... and proceeded to dumping the entire thing into the pot of water.
Sasuke had been going through the fridge to get out a jar of sauce, standing up and closing the door upon taking out a jar of sauce, but dropped it when he saw what Naruto was doing.
"What the-... What are you doing you idiot!?" he said, walking over and looking in the pot.
"I heard that the more salt you add to water... the faster it boils. So I thought we could boil this water in a minute if I added a jar of salt..." Naruto started to say, holding the now empty jar in his hands.
Sasuke let out an aggravated sigh, and gave Naruto a light slap on the head. "You idiot. Water can only hold a certain amount of salt. You can't make it absorb an entire jar of it. It's over-saturated now." he said, reaching out to take the pot off of the stove. Before he could though, Naruto reached out, and grabbed his wrist. Sasuke looked to Naruto, who looked very angry.
"No! This is my batch that I am making... so I want to over-satur... satur... whatever the hell you said!" he said, which made Sasuke's eyebrow twitch in annoyance.
"You are going to kill everyone with sodium overdose. Now let go and pour it out yourself." Sasuke said.
Naruto did not like this. Sasuke was always trying to show him up... and make him look like an idiot. Suddenly though, Naruto got an idea. A smirk spread across his face, that screamed plotting and evil. There was one thing that always got Sasuke's mind off of what Naruto wanted him to forget. Naruto got closer to Sasuke now, still keeping hold of his wrist. Sasuke, who knew that smirk all too well, stepped one step away.
"Oh no you don't…. I know what you are trying to do, and it is not going to work." Sasuke said, staying strong. Naruto now jutted his bottom lip out in a pout, looking up at Sasuke and tightening his grip on Sasuke's wrist. Sasuke's will power was slowly caving, and Naruto knew it. Sasuke made a mental note to completely shun Naruto for this… later.
Sasuke silently swore under his breath, giving up completely. He stepped forward again, free hand snaking itself around Naruto's waist, and kissed him, right on those pouting lips. Sometimes, Sasuke questioned Naruto's logic. This was kind of a win-win situation for Sasuke… and Naruto did not seem to notice that. Naruto let go of Sasuke's wrist now, and wrapped his arms around Sasuke's neck, parting his lips slightly and giving Sasuke the space he needed to slide his tongue into Naruto's ever so welcoming mouth.
By now… the water was boiling over, but none of the two seemed to notice or care as the stood in the middle of the room, embracing and kissing each other.
By the end of the day, more people were unhappy rather than happy. After the water started to boil over, Sasuke had made his way off with Naruto, bringing them to their room. Ino and Sakura were the two unlucky ones who discovered the pot, boiling over and smoking up the kitchen, and after putting it out, complained to Kakashi and Iruka. Iruka, very mad with the two for leaving the pot unattended, became very agitated, and cooked the entire dinner himself, insisting that no one around in this house could cook a decent meal on their own. This made Kakashi upset, because when he tried to properly grope Iruka, he got a spatula to the face, and both of his hands, and got kicked out of the kitchen. He was also told he was sleeping on the couch that night, and even if he was just going to sneak into bed anyways, this made him very upset.
Being the upset man he was, Kakashi decided it would be a good idea to drown his sorrow with snack food, so he ate a random bag of chips he found. These were Chouji's chips though, and when Chouji found out someone ate his chips, he got so upset, that he tried to throw a chair at Kakashi, which missed and hit Akamaru.
Kiba was not too happy that someone hurt Akamaru, so spent the next half hour on rampage, questioning everyone there on who the hell hurt his dog. Shikamaru became upset now, since Kiba and Chouji were pissed off. Since everyone was getting mad, this got Hinata and Lee upset, which made Neji and Gaara worry over why they were upset, but than Neji and Gaara ended up getting in a fight because Neji said he could cheer Hinata and Lee up way better than Gaara could, than insulted Gaara's teddy bear.
Sakura and Ino started to fight as well, since Neji and Gaara were fighting. Shino locked himself in the closet, not wanting to be associated with any of this.
By the time Sasuke and Naruto made their way out of their room, smiling and happy, the entire room was in chaos. Upon arriving in the room, everyone stopped what they were doing, and turned slowly to glare at Sasuke and Naruto. The boys gulped when the noticed how pissed everyone looked, knowing they were in for it now.
Later, everyone was finally happy. Iruka had forgiven Kakashi, Chouji apologized to Kiba, and Neji and Gaara settled their differences. They were all happily eating dinner together…. Except for Naruto and Sasuke, who were currently a bit… tied up. Literally. Sasuke was forced to spend the night tied up in his room, and Naruto in his, tied up as well. They were now forced to cook for a week… while being supervised by Iruka, who swore that if they ever were not paying attention again, that he would smack them both so bad that their long dead ancestors would feel it.
In the end though, this in a way, strenghtened the relationship between Naruto and Sasuke. Spending one night away from one another showed them how much they truely care for one another, and how much they missed each other over night. The entire next day was just cuddling, and gentle kisses between the two.
They swore from that day on, the never try that while cooking again though.
There you go! Please R&R!
Next up ShikaKiba or GaaLee or KakaIru. Proborlby KakaIru.