First of all, fuck you, Fanfiction,net . Your recovery system is fucking useless.
I forgot to save this after editing the whole thing and Google Chrome crashed (so, fuck you as well, Google), and when I got it back it was gone.
So, I'm refusing to edit this episode again. There will be quite a few errors in this chapter, but I don't care. Fanfiction, you say there is no excuse to do this in your rules and guidelines, but I've found one. And I've already broken two or three of the rules and guidelines anyway, so who cares?
I'm convinced my computer freezes stuff on purpose just to annoy me
Enjoy this chapter ;-D
Euro-Drama Farmyard - Episode 3 Part 2 - Teh Epsisode Titel
"Attention, contestants!" Lara announced over the intercom. "Please report to the woods within 10 minutes. You may leave at any time between now and then, and it is preferable if you all leave at different times!"
"Oh boy, a walk in the woods! Eeeeiiii!" Alma squealed, before rushing out the door, and subsequently tripping and falling over the steps of the cabin.
"I'm okay!" she exclaimed, giving the others the thumb's up.
"Er…hello, boyfriend," Alma said as she walked up to Carolyn, who was also going towards the woods.
"Hi," Carolyn nodded awkwardly.
"I feel so alive…today. Today is…awesome," Alma continued half-heartedly.
"You can just hear it in your tone," Carolyn chuckled sarcastically.
"I'm sorry," Alma apologized. "I'm just…not feeling myself today."
"Well, you were laughing hysterically earlier," Carolyn pointed out.
"She was? I was? Huh?" Alma said confusedly.
Carolyn shook her head, "Never mind."
The first six to arrive at the woods were Katerina (Luko), Alma (Emilia), Carolyn (Lou), Symon (Rikard), Pavils (Tyge) and Rikard (Sanna).
"Hello to you five!" Lara greeted. "You are first ones to arrive. You are about to enter this woods, there will be a few obstacles, but remember to approach them as your character would. Are we clear?"
"Yes," Alma said, pumping her fist.
"Last time I checked, there were six people in the group," Carolyn said sarcastically.
"Omg, of course! This challenge is going to be awesome! Eeeiiii!" Symon squealed jumping up and down frantically.
"Yeah…uh…I think this'll be awesome too," Rikard, who was sitting in a wheelchair, nodded.
[Confessional: Just like Emilia's English teacher! ^v^
Rikard (Finland): Symon is, like, totally exaggerating! I'm not that flamboyant…right?]
"Push me harder, Tyge!" Rikard cheered as he rolled down the path of the woods, but immediately regretted it when he remembered who Tyge was.
"My pleasure," Pavils smiled.
"Wait…never mind!" Rikard yelled quickly, before Pavils gently pushed him harder.
"Huh?" Rikard said confusedly.
[Confessional: What is the opposite of OOC?
Pavils (Latvia): Believe me, as tempting as it was to push Rikard into a tree or something, I'm already in a bad position with my team and the rest of the cast, and there was no point in making it any worse. I've really gotta work on changing better!
And it's not something that Tyge would do anyway]
Pretty soon, most of the others were approaching the woods.
"Yay!" Johannes cheered, doing a twirl as he jumped about. "I feel so alive. This is such an awesome challenge!"
"Please, wait for me! I can't keep up!" Beni pretended to pant as he 'struggled' to keep up with Johannes.
"Oh, don't be such a soury-pussy Hadi!" Johannes exclaimed, grabbing Beni's cheeks and stretching about. "It's exercise."
"I wish I were playing computer games right now," Beni sighed.
[Confessional: I wish I had the hands to use a controller.
Hadi (Israel): I'm not addicted to video games! In fact, I don't even play them much. It's more fun to make them than to actually play them. I even figured out how to put a mini game onto my microwave!]
Johannes and Beni were joined by Vincenz, Agnessa, Zeferino, Luko and Anka in the woods.
"Ugh, I hate walking so slowly," Luko whined, as he brushed his dark brown wig out of his face. "Why can't we walk faster?"
"You could walk faster if you wanted to, Anka," Zeferino pointed out dryly, folding his arms.
"Oh, shut up, Mirzo," Luko snapped. "You act like a such a know-it-all, but you're just a little **** inside."
"Just like me," Agnessa sighed, placing her hand on the back of her ski mask.
"Interesting thing about ****!" Anka exclaimed. "68% of visits to the toilet in homes in Czech Republic are number ones, 27% are number twos, 13% are for puking, 11% are for periods, and 2% are for swirlies."
"That equals…" Zeferino took fifteen seconds to add it up in his head. "121%!"
"That took you forever," Anka said dryly. "I could do that no problem, since I have an IQ of 61 bajillion or something."
"Oh yeah, well…" Zeferino hesitated to say something. "…my IQ is a bajillion and one!"
Agnessa couldn't help but facepalm.
"Oh, don't be so grumpy you too!" Vincenz cheered enthusiastically. "2+2 equals five! Lol!"
[Confessional: 2+2=5? WTF? Next thing you'll be saying 9+10=19!
Vincenz (Switzerland): I think I'm better at this than I thought, but I sure hope I don't hurt her feelings.
Sometimes, it's best to just be out there and not care what others think!
Zeferino (Portugal): Vincenz is a weird dude. Honestly, he's like a cross between Dawn and Tyge.
But he should know that only I can say 'lol!'
Haha, lol, just kidding!
Lara (Slovenia, Host): [sighs] I used to have a crush of some of the guys last season. And the feelings are all gone! What a shame.]
(Group #3 – Hadi (Tia), Stela (Katerina), Amanda (Vincenz), Tyge (Carolyn), Emilia (Aleksander), Berto (Zeferino) and Lou (Anton))
"Ugh, you guys are going too fast! Slow down!" Emilia whined.
"Hey, guys!" Tyge exclaimed, waving to a nearby camera. "This is chickencarrie, and I'm having a walk through the woods with Tia, Katerina, Vincenz, Zeferino, Anton and…Aleksander."
"Just suck it up. You live in paradise either way," Lou said to Emilia angrily.
"Oh shut up. Just because you've been thrown in society's wastebin doesn't mean you should take it out on me," Emilia sighed, and she walked over to a tree and sat down.
"No, Aleksander! Get up!" Hadi yelled, and he grabbed Emilia's legs and tried to pull her away, but he wasn't strong enough.
"Here, let me give you a hand," Stela offered, and she put Kelija down on the ground and started to pull on Emilia's arms.
"Get up you little punk!" Hadi yelled at her.
"Okay, whatever," Emilia snapped. "Just remember who's cooking for you."
"You're not even on my team," Hadi pointed out.
"Well… remember who cooked for you last season," Emilia added quickly.
"Whatever," Hadi sighed. "Just get up!"
"You guys shouldn't fight," Amanda said calmly, pacing an arm. "Just remember that the almighty God will always be with you."
"Er…I'm a Muslim," Emilia said awkwardly.
"And…I think I'm Orthodox," Hadi added.
[Confessional: I am neither. I am a Kobold Necromancerist! Long live him, Winter-Rae, and the other Gods of Total Drama fanfiction!
Amanda (Sweden): I think I pulled that off pretty well. I mean, honestly, Vincenz is such a preacher! I could hear him praying in the shower!]
(Group #4 – Adrijana (Pavils), Petros (Johannes), Shay (Estrella), Estrella (Eloise), Jessie (Agnessa), Sveda (Amanda) and Tia (Dani))
"Ooh, I'm so evil! I must manipulate people!" Sveda cackled as she rubbed her hands together. "Come on Yohanna, ally with me and we'll take down Toilet again! And that fisherman guy!"
"My name is Johannes!" Petros sighed, placing his fedora over his head. "And I will never ally with you again. I've talked to Lou since I got him voted off. He's a cool guy. And Berto too."
"But we could be strong and poweryful together!" Sveda pleaded. "We could make the final two!"
"No!" Petros yelled.
"I'll be in an alliance with you," Adrijana said perversely, putting her arms around Sveda. "We connect mentally, and that could also be…physically."
As she said this, she ran her fingers down Sveda's breasts. Even Adrijana couldn't believe what she was doing.
"Ah, get off, you creep!" Sveda screamed, and she punched Adrijana in the face.
[Confessional: I've got my bitches standing right up next to me!
Adrijana (Slovenia): [she has an ice-pack on her eye] Yeah, I think I took that a bit too far. I was just trying to be authentic!
Sveda (Azerbaijan): [she waggles her fingers and giggles] Oh, Adrijana, you naughty girl! Marios would be so disappointed.
And yeah, I know about that. I've seen how they react next to each other, they are totally in love. It almost makes me squee…oh screw it…
[she starts to squee]
And also, judging by how weird Emilia has been acting, I'm pretty sure she knows as well. And they don't know she knows and…it's a complicated circle.]
(Group #5 – Sanna (Ilene), Ilene (Finn), Eloise (Stela), Marios (Petros), Finn (Shay), Anton (Berto) and Aleksander (Adrijana))
"Ugh, this walking is so depressing," Aleksander whined.
"Tell me about it," Anton agreed. "I mean…do you think there's a lake around here? You know, one I could fish in?"
"As opposed to the lakes that offer candy floss," Aleksander said sarcastically.
"Hey there, Ilene," Marios said creepily as he put his arm around Sanna, who was sitting in a wheelchair that had been constructed out of clear plastic. "Would you like to…do stuff never done before?"
Sanna let out a convincing gasp before gently pushing Marios away.
(Group #1 – Katerina (Luko), Alma (Emilia), Carolyn (Lou), Symon (Rikard), Pavils (Tyge) and Rikard (Sanna))
"Hey, look, there's a signpost up ahead!" Pavils exclaimed.
"Yeah, we can see it," Carolyn said sarcastically.
"Hey, chillax," Pavils frowned. "It says that there's two routes from here. One of them is safe, and other one is dangerous, but the dangerous one has a table in the middle with bars of chocolate!"
"EEEEIIIII, I love chocolate!" Alma squealed, and she rushed off towards the dangerous path.
"I…er…better go with her," Carolyn added awkwardly, also running off.
"I'll go the safe route. No point in going the dangerous route since I can't eat chocolate," Katerina sighed, and she walked off.
"I'll go with you!" Pavils offered.
"And…I guess I'll join him," Rikard added awkwardly.
"I b-better take the s-safe. I wouldn't wanna be in danger," Symon said nervously, and he started waving his palm like a fan.
Rikard frowned and squinted his eyes at him.
[Confessional: What to do when you're bored – Blink frantically at light bulbs for an interesting light show
Rikard (Finland): OH COME ON! I am not a coward, Symon! That time in Belarus…I hate getting beaten up. Other than that, I have no problem with getting hurt. When I was eight I fell off the top of a climbing frame and broke both my legs and that hasn't discouraged me.]
(Group #2 - Johannes (Beni), Beni (Hadi), Vincenz (Sveda), Agnessa (Symon), Zeferino (Mirzo), Luko (Anka), Anka (Marios))
"Hey, look, there's a sign up ahead!" Beni exclaimed.
"Yay, I love signs!" Vincenz cheered. "Signs are, like, so awesome!"
"It says we've almost reached the end of the challenge," Beni read. "There's two paths from here. One of them is completely, and the other is dangerous, but there is a table with bars of chocolate in the dangerous path."
"Dangerous path all the way!" Luko cheered, and he quickly ran off, overtly swinging his arms.
"And I'll go with safe path," Anka stated. She was now putting on a lispy voice. "Did you know that 99% of dangerous paths are dangerous?"
"What is the other 1%?" Beni asked curiously.
"Just internet trolls trying to trick people," Anka stated. "I'm off."
"I'm going the safe route. Chocolate is for r****ded fat people…hahahahaha," Zeferino started to crack up again.
"It's not that funny," Agnessa sighed.
"I know, I'm just trying to get into character," Zeferino told her, before shaking his head. "I mean, yes it was. You just have no sense of humour with that deformed brain."
With that, they both went down the safe route
Johannes raised his eyebrow at this before jumping up and saying, "I'll of course be taking the dangerous route because I love chocolate! And suspenders! And getting naked!"
"I'll go safe," Beni sighed. "I'm tired."
"And I love danger too! Even more than signy-whineys!" Vincenz exclaimed.
With that, they all went their separate ways.
[Confessional: Just like after a communion ceremony! It's a long story…
Johannes (Iceland): Okay, I know Agnessa and Zeferino mean well, but come on! They shouldn't say mean stuff about radiation – challenge or no challenge.
Ugh, it's just like all those goons in my school who make fun of AIDS and Ebola.
Zeferino (Portugal): I just wanted to say I mean no real offence to people in Chernobyl. My friend Rui once let a boy with Chernobyl stay with him for a summer. He was really nice and polite.]
(Group #3 – Hadi (Tia), Stela (Katerina), Amanda (Vincenz), Tyge (Carolyn), Emilia (Aleksander), Berto (Zeferino) and Lou (Anton))
"Hello chaps, it's me, chickencarrie again, and we've come to a sign!" Tyge exclaimed excitedly.
"Do you have to vlog about everything?" Emilia complained. "This isn't YouTube."
"It will be…in a day or so," Tyge shrugged.
"Just read the damn sign," Emilia sighed. "Get this challenge over with."
"Of course," Tyge nodded, and he fixed the glasses he was wearing. "You have almost made it to the end of this challenge. There are two paths to end. One is…"
The camera cut through him reading it since we've already heard it twice.
"...dangerous path," Tyge concluded.
"I'll take the safe path," Stela stated as she tried to pull Kelija off of her. "I shouldn't go near chocolate in case Kelija here tries to eat it."
"Nyan," Kelija snapped angrily as Stela dragged her off.
"I'll take the safe path," Berto said. "It'll be…safe."
"Which way should I go?" Hadi pondered. "Er…I'll take the dangerous route."
"I am not sure of where I should go?" Amanda said calmly, and she put her palms together. "Please, almighty God, inform me of the way to go."
"I'll take the dangerous route. I'm always up for a challenge!" Tyge exclaimed excitedly, and he skipped off.
"I'mma take the safe route," Emilia sighed. "I can't be bothered to do anything challenging."
"I'll play it safe too," Lou groaned. "My life will only get worse any other way."
"And…er…what would I, Zeferino, do?" Berto pondered. "I guess I'd play it safe."
With that, he also walked off, leaving only Amanda.
"And God has spoken and told me to go the safe way," she said peacefully, before following Berto.
(Group #1 (Dangerous path) – Alma (Emilia and Carolyn (Lou)
"So, this is the obstacle," Carolyn said sarcastically. "It's a little plain…"
"A vine over a pit of mud! Awesome!" Alma squealed, and she rushed over to the 'vine' (which was actually made out of plastic). She accidentally missed it and fell straight into mud.
"I'm okay," she said, giving another thumb's up.
[Confessional: Why didn't she hover for a bit before falling? I guess gravity differs from continent to continent.
Alma (Croatia): It felt weird letting loose for a day, but it was also kinda fun. I should try it more often.]
(Group #1 (Safe) – Katerina (Luko), Symon (Rikard), Pavils (Tyge) and Rikard (Sanna))
"Hey look! There's Noah and Dawn! We made it to the end!" Katerina cheered. "Our team wins!"
"Er…Luke…they're on different teams," Rikard said awkwardly, pointing at Pavils and Symon.
"Thank goodness," Katerina murmured.
"Congratulations to you two!" Noah exclaimed excitedly, still with a high-pitched voice. "You two have made it to the end, and you can all return to being yourselves as of…"
He cleared his throat and changed back to his regular voice.
"…now," he sighed.
"Well, you did a good 'me' while it lasted," Dawn said sweetly, nudging him. "But I was better."
"Hey, I'm the condescending one…whatever," Noah groaned. "Anyways, the only thing left for you to do be judged by us. We will each give you a mark out of five, and your scores will be displayed by our interns."
The four interns were standing by a chalkboard, and were each writing with a piece of chalk.
"I get to write the score for the Zebras!" Intern #3 exclaimed. "Emilia is on that team."
"Aw, I wanted Zebras," Intern #8 sighed. "Carolyn is on that team. I guess I'll take the Felines. Johannes is on that team, and he's my favourite character."
"I will take Sharks. Shay is with the Sharks," Intern #7 said.
"And I guess that leaves me to write for the Mantises," Intern #2 sighed. "But that's good. Marios is on that team."
"Okay, we'll start with Katerina!" Noah announced. "Dawn, have you written down your score?"
"Yeah," Dawn nodded.
"Good. I think you did pretty well, but you didn't really stand out," Noah stated. "I'll give you a 3."
Katerina pouted at this.
"Sorry, I was expecting a bit more," she sighed.
"Well, I disagree. I think you did well. I'll give you a 4," Dawn stated, holding up a piece of paper with '4' printed on it.
"That's a total of seven votes for Katerina!" Lara announced from nearby.
"Ugh, where did you come from?" Intern #3 snarled.
"I'm the host of the show. It's my job to be here," Lara shrugged.
"That wasn't my question," Intern #3 said dryly.
"Whatever," Lara snapped. "Come on, Intern #8, 7 points for the Felines! Chop-chop-chop!"
Intern #8 sighed as he drew a large '7' on the chalkboard.
"Shall we judge Symon next?" Dawn asked Noah brightly.
"Sure, whatever," Noah sighed.
"I thought Symon was perfect," Dawn stated. "I have to give him a '5'."
Rikard frowned at this.
"Yeah…I agree. I'll also give him a '5'," Noah agreed.
"Are you kidding me!?" Rikard snapped.
"Yes, 100 percentage for the Sharks!" Intern #7 cheered, as he wrote a '10' on the chalkboard under the Shady Sharks' team name.
"And how did you rate Pavils?" Lara asked them.
"I give him a '3'," Noah stated. "He was fine, but he didn't really do much."
"And the stuff that he did was very un-Tyge-ish," Dawn frowned. "I give him a '2'."
"Whatever," Pavils groaned, before stomping over to a nearby tree.
"Well, not a great start for my team," Intern #3 sighed as he wrote a '5' down on the chalkboard.
"And what do you think of Rikard's performance?" Lara asked.
"I thought he did well at showing Sanna's enthusiasm. I give him a '4'," Dawn announced, holding up the corresponding number.
"I give him a 3," Noah stated. "It was okay."
Rikard shrugged at this, looking mildly satisfied, while Intern #8 changed the '7' on the scoreboard to '14'
Here is how the scoreboard looked so far –
Felines – 14
Zebras – 5
Sharks – 10
Mantises –
"Yes, we're in the lead!" Katerina cheered.
"Well, two of us did come at once," Rikard pointed out. "Hey look, here come Alma and Carolyn."
The two girls were both enjoying bars of chocolate.
"Yay! That was awesome!" Alma, who was still covered in mud, cheered. "I could do that again!"
"Are you going to grab the vine next time?" Carolyn chuckled.
"Okay, welcome to the end of the challenge!" Noah announced. "You may be yourselves once again."
"Well, it was fun while it lasted," Alma sighed.
"Is Tyge back yet?" Carolyn asked, looking around. "I'd really like to take out these contacts. They hurt my eyes."
"Sorry, but he's not back yet," Dawn said regretfully. "Anyways, it's time for Noah and I to each give you a mark out of 5, which will be added to your team's scores. As you can see, our interns have already written down the scores for the first four people to have arrived."
"Oh, Symon got 10 out of 10! Congratulations!" Alma cheered, and Symon smiled modestly.
"Okay, who wants to go first? Alma or Carolyn?" Dawn asked.
"I guess I'll get this over with," Alma sighed, stepping forward.
"Alma, you didn't do very well at the start, but you definitely got a lot better at the end," Dawn commented. "For that, I'll give you a 4."
"Enh…3," Noah said awkwardly.
"That gives Alma a total of 7 points!" Lara announced. "Add it to the scoreboard, Intern #7!"
"Of course," Intern #7 sighed, changing the Shark's score to 17.
"And what do you give Carolyn?" Lara asked.
"I think she did pretty well. I give her a 4," Dawn said.
"I disagree. I feel like she didn't do things completely in character, and there was no mention of art at all. I'll give her a 2," Noah stated.
"Oh well. I still love you," Carolyn smiled.
"That's great…" Noah replied awkwardly.
Felines – 14
Zebras – 11
Shark – 17
Mantises –
(Group #4 – Adrijana (Pavils), Petros (Johannes), Shay (Estrella), Estrella (Eloise), Jessie (Agnessa), Sveda (Amanda) and Tia (Dani))
"Hey, there's two paths up ahead!" Petros exclaimed. "What does the sign say?"
He started to read it, and there was another static cut.
"I'm taking the dangerous route because I'm AWESOME!" Adrijana exclaimed, and she did a cartwheel down that route.
"I'm taking the safe route. Danger is for peons, and the chocolate is probably something cheap like Hershey's," Estrella said, sticking her nose in the air, and she also walked off.
"I'm taking the safe way too! Because chocolate is too nice and sweet for my manipulative brain," Sveda stated, and she followed behind Estrella.
"Oh…I've never tried chocolate before," Jessie said in a quiet tone. "I think I'll take the dangerous route."
She leaned over to Tia and whispered, "And I'll also be away from Eloise."
"Sure…I guess I'll come with you. Safe routes are for people like Alma," Tia frowned, and they also walked off.
"I'll be taking dangerous route," said Shay, who was now speaking in a terrible Spanish accent. He did a cartwheel, though this time it was successful.
Petros couldn't help but applaud.
"Well just me left," he sighed. "Where should I go? I guess I'll take the safe route."
With that, he also went off.
(Group #2 (Dangerous) – Johannes (Beni), Vincenz (Sveda) and Luko (Anka))
"Hey, look, there's the danger!" Vincenz exclaimed excitedly.
"A vine over a mud pit?" Luko said, raising an eyebrow. "Yawn!"
With that, he ran over to the pit, and jumped off without grabbing the vine, and he fell straight into the mud.
"Yay, me jump in the mud next!" Vincenz cheered, and he leapt into the mud headfirst.
"Hey, wait for me!" Johannes exclaimed, leaping in and flapping his arms. "I'm a flamingo!"
"Hey look, here comes some more people!" Rikard exclaimed excitedly.
"Beni, Agnessa, Zeferino and Anka," Noah called out their names. "Congratulations on making it to the end of the challenge. You can now stop playing your characters!"
"Finally!" Anka exclaimed. "I can get rid of this nerd-wig!"
She threw off her wig and it landed on Dawn's face. The moonchild sighed at this.
[Confessional: Why is she called a moonchild anyway? Is it because of her skin-tone?
Dawn (Canada): Anka has one of the weakest and blandest auras I have ever seen. Unlike Jessie, who has outgrown being immature, Anka doesn't stand a chance.]
"Beni, we'll start with you," Noah sighed. "I found it very inaccurate. You were supposed to be Hadi, not Aleksander. And what was with the mud on your face? That's worth a whole point."
"And I give you 2," Dawn added.
"That's a total of three points for Beni!" Lara announced, as Intern #8 added 3 points to the Feline's total, adding up to 17.
"Agnessa…" Noah shook his head. "What was that? It was so offensive to Symon and you didn't portray him well at all. I know Symon's shy, but he's depressed or anything. I have to give you a 1."
"Hon, you have a wonderful aura, but unfortunately I agree with Noah. I will also give you a 1," Dawn sighed. "I still like you though. Not in that way of course, but you know what I mean."
"I like you too," Agnessa nodded.
"Zeferino, I also found your portrayal offensive, and you wouldn't stop laughing for half the thing. I also give you a 1," Dawn sighed.
"I agree with Dawn, but you did capture Mirzo pretty well at times. I give you a 3," Noah stated.
"That's 2 for Agnessa, and 4 for Zeferino, giving the Sharks a total of 6 more points!" Lara announced. "Get it on the scoreboard!"
"No need to shout," Intern #7 frowned, totalling the Sharks' score up to 23.
"And finally, Anka. Anka-Anka-Anka-Anka," Dawn groaned. "What the heck was that? I give you a 2 for it."
"Bitch," Anka frowned, folding her arms.
"I found it amusing, and you did portray Marios pretty well, even though none of your facts were accurate. I give you a 4," Noah stated.
"Well, glad to see someone liked it," Anka frowned at Dawn, before bending over and kicking her.
"OUCH!" Dawn screamed. "What was that…"
"Enough screaming!" Lara interrupted. "Anka has earned 6 points for her team. It's a reasonable start for the Mantises, but will they bet able catch up?"
Felines – 17
Zebras – 11
Sharks – 23
Mantises – 6
"Hell, yeah, we finally made it!" Luko cheered as he, Johannes and Vincenz all came out of the woods covered in mud.
Luko proceeded to 'crash' into a tree while running, and he 'fell' to the ground.
"Ooh, me next!" Vincenz cheered, and he also pretended to crash into a tree and fall to the ground.
"You coming Benjy?" Vincenz asked he lay down next to Luko.
"It's Beni, and I'd love to but, three's a crowd," Johannes shrugged.
"Congratulations to you three you have it to the end, and can resume to be yourselves!" Lara announced as she walked up to them. "Only thing left for you to do now is be judged by Noah and Dawn, who will each give you a mark out of five, which will be added to your scores."
She gestured towards the chalkboard as she said this.
"Aw, my team is in last place," Vincenz sighed as he took off his wig.
"Well, you're only the second person to have arrived," Johannes pointed out, to which Vincenz nodded.
"Okay, for this batch, we'll start with Johannes!" Noah announced. "I think you did a great job. I'd be lying if I didn't say I was fooled into thinking you were actually him. I'll give you a 5."
"I also enjoyed it," Dawn agreed. "A 5 from me!"
"Yes!" Johannes pumped his fist as the Felines' score was increased to 27.
"Vincenz, you're next," Noah stated.
"A bit over the top, but pretty good otherwise. I'd give a 4," Dawn commented.
"You also took a while to warm up, but I liked it. 3," Noah added.
"That's a total of 7 points for Vincenz! Add that to the total!" Lara announced.
"I know. I was getting to it," Intern #8 sighed, and he rubbed out the 6, bringing the total up to 13.
"Luko! Get off the ground! It's your turn!" Lara yelled.
"Coming," Luko sighed as he got up and shook himself.
"Luko, I think you portrayed Anka perfectly," Dawn commented. "From stealing Estrella's lip gloss to 'crashing' into that tree, you did really well. I give you a 5."
"I was going to give you a 4, but now that Dawn's reminded me of some other things you did, I will also give you a 5," Noah announced.
"Hey, that's not fair! You're influencing him," Lara protested.
"Fine then, whatever floats your boat," Noah groaned, holding up his original score.
"Well, that's still good," Luko smiled, and he and Johannes high fived.
"Look! I did all by myself!" Intern #8 exclaimed angrily as he changed the Felines' score up to 36.
"Congratulations, you get a gold star," Lara said bluntly.
Felines – 36
Zebras – 11
Sharks – 23
Mantises – 13
(Group #5 – Sanna (Ilene), Ilene (Finn), Eloise (Stela), Marios (Petros), Finn (Shay), Anton (Berto) and Aleksander (Adrijana))
"Hey, look, we've made it to the end! Isn't that awesome!?" Finn exclaimed, giving Anton a nudge.
"Yeah, sure, but I didn't see any lakes," Anton sighed.
"There's a sign. What does it say?" Aleksander asked. "I'd read it, but I'm too depressed. I wish I had a knife so I can slit my wrists."
"So do I," Eloise muttered, to which Marios giggled.
"You're cute," he commented.
"Anyways, who's going which way?" Marios asked. "I like danger, so I'll take the dangerous route."
"Well, I'll take the safe route. I'll get depressed any other way," Aleksander sighed, and he plodded.
"I'll go with him," Anton added. "Fishing is…er…safe….so there should be lake on that side. Goodbye."
With that, he also went off.
"I bet you the dangerous rate isn't that dangerous," Eloise sighed, and she also walked away, leaving Sanna, Ilene and Finn.
"I…er…think I like danger…so I'll take the dangerous way," Ilene stated, before tip-toeing off.
"And…erm…uh…eh…I'll just stay safe," Sanna added in mock nervousness.
"Well, I'm a macho man, so I should take the dangerous route no problem," Finn said cockily, and he also staggered off.
(Group #3 (Dangerous) – Hadi (Tia) and Tyge (Carolyn))
"Hey, this is chickencarrie, here with Tia, who you may remember as the Bulgarian contestant last year. Say hi, Tia," Tyge said.
"Go away," Hadi snarled.
"Touchy," Tyge sighed. "Well, we're coming to our 'danger'. A mud pit with a vine. Lol!"
"Well, this should be no problem!" Hadi exclaimed, and he quickly ran up to the vine and grabbed it.
"There, done," he said condescendingly. "I'd like to see you try."
"Okay," Tyge said, running over and also grabbing the vine. "I did it! Top notch!"
"And here come Stela, Amanda, Emilia, Berto and Lou! You've all made it to the end of this challenge. All that's left now is to be judged by Noah and Dawn. You may now go back to being yourselves!"
"Good," Emilia nodded, and threw off her wig and slammed on the ground, before jumping up and down repeatedly. "OMG! OMG! Noah and Dawn! My two fave characters! Eeeeiiiii!"
"To think I gave her 8 points at the first challenge," Noah muttered.
"Come on you two! It's time to judge!" Lara whined impatiently, clapping her hands.
"Oh, right!" Dawn exclaimed. "Who will we start with?"
"I may as well go first," Stela sighed. "How bad did I do?"
"You didn't do too badly, but Kelija really got in the way. I'll have to give you a two," Dawn sighed.
"And I second that," Noah added.
"Well, I suppose it was inevitable," Stela sighed.
"4 points for Stela, right?" Intern #8 asked.
"Yes. And I do the announcements around here," Lara sulked.
"Whatever," Intern #8 sighed.
Felines – 40
Zebras – 11
Sharks – 23
Mantises – 13
"What about Amanda?" Lara asked the two judges.
"I thought she was good," Dawn commented. "Though I feel like she exaggerated Vincenz's religiosity a bit. I'll give her a four regardless."
"Excuse me, but I've heard him praying in the shower," Amanda stated politely.
"It concerns me how you know this," Dawn frowned.
"It was loud," Amanda protested.
"Sorry, but my decision is final," Dawn replied, now looking a little irritated. She returned to a smile and said, "Noah, what do you think?"
"I couldn't say anything bad about it, so I give her a 5," Noah responded.
"That's 9 points for Amanda and the Mantises!" Lara announced.
"Got it!" Intern #2 exclaimed.
Felines – 40
Zebras – 11
Sharks – 23
Mantises – 22
"Ooh, me next!" Emilia exclaimed excitedly.
"Well, what is there to say?" Dawn asked. "You got Aleksander hands down. 5 from me."
"You practically switched bodies with him," Noah added. "I'll give you a 5."
"Yay! 10/10!" Emilia squealed. "Eeeeeiiiiii! So, what did you think of Lou?"
"I think he got Anton down pretty well," Dawn commented. "I'll also give him a 5."
"I agree," Noah added. "5 from me!"
"Ooh, double awesome! Eeeeeiiiiiii!" Emilia screamed, and she grabbed Lou and squeezed him like an orange.
Felines – 40
Zebras – 31
Sharks – 23
Mantises – 22
"Okay, that just leaves me," Berto sighed. "How did I do?"
"You weren't bad, but you didn't really do much. I'll give you a two," Dawn sighed.
"Here's my score," Noah added, holding up a '3'.
Felines – 40
Zebras – 31
Sharks – 28
Mantises – 22
"And here come Tyge and Hadi!" Lara announced.
"Yes, we made it to the end! Jolly good!" Tyge cheered.
"Congratulations. You may now go back to being yourselves," Lara stated. "And Tyge, you might wanna give Carolyn her glasses back."
"Oh, no problem," Tyge nodded, and he walked over and handed them to the British contestant.
"Mmm, this chocolate is delicious," Hadi commented, as he placed the last square in his mouth.
"Isn't Tia allergic to chocolate?" Noah asked, raising an eyebrow.
"No…she's just allergic to milk and cheese and…dairy," Hadi groaned.
"Oh, are we judging already?" Dawn asked, shaking her head.
"And I also found you to be aggressive. I know Tia has a temper, but she's not that spontaneous," Noah commented. "I'll have to give you a 1."
"I agree. A 1 from me," Dawn sighed.
"Oh well," Hadi groaned, before stomping off.
"It's okay," Agnessa said sympathetically. "I got two points as well."
"That doesn't make me feel better. That means we're losing," Hadi sighed as he stared at the ground.
"No we're not. Look, we're in third place," Agnessa commented.
Felines – 40
Zebras – 31
Sharks – 25
Mantises – 22
"Not for long," Hadi muttered.
"And next we have Tyge!" Dawn announced. "You get her 100%! She's been vlogging since she came onto this show, and you did just that. 5/5!"
"Agreed. 5 from me," Noah sighed, nodding his head.
"Awesome!" Tyge cheered, pumping his fist.
Felines – 40
Zebras – 31
Sharks – 25
Mantises – 32
"Oh well," Agnessa sighed.
[Confessional: Shady Sharks…are you ready?
Hadi (Israel): We better not lose again. Berto is not about to eliminate another one of my alliance members!]
(Group #4 – Adrijana (Pavils), Shay (Estrella), Sveda (Amanda), Tia (Dani))
"I can do this! I'm, like, so kickass!" Adrijana exclaimed, and she leapt towards the mud pit and deliberately failed to grab the vine, making her fall into the mud.
"I failed that on purpose!" she snapped, before pulling herself up onto the ground again.
"I, the amazing Estrella, will successfully make it past!" Shay cheered, and he grabbed the vine and successfully swung over and landed on the path. "Easy-peasy."
"My evil powers will get my across!" Sveda cheered, and she jumped up and clapped her hands to try and grab the vine, but failed and also fell into the mud.
"Yay! I'm brown! The colour of evil!" Sveda cheered as she splashed about. "Come on Tia…I mean…who are you again?"
"Dani," Tia replied awkwardly, before stepping to the edge of the pit. "This'll be no problem."
She jumped up, grabbed the vine, and successfully swung across.
"I'll bet Alma couldn't have done that," she said snarkily.
(Group #4 (Safe) – Petros (Johannes), Estrella (Eloise) and Jessie (Agnessa))
"Well, that was tiring! I usually have a car to get around, and with good reason," Estrella continued to whine.
"Okay, you three have reached the end!" Lara announced as she walked over, clapping her hands once. "You may go back to being yourselves now!"
"Finally! I was sick of playing this bitch!" Estrella frowned, and she threw off her wig, and started jumping on it.
"Hey, those cost fifteen euros each!" Lara complained.
"All the better reason to stamp on them then," Estrella replied, sticking out her tongue.
"Oh, just gimme that," Lara snapped, bending over and picking the wig up. "Noah and Dawn, what do you give these three?"
"We'll start with Petros," Noah began. "I thought you did pretty good. I'll give you a 4."
"I think you did well, but you didn't really do much," Dawn sighed. "3."
"Well, could have been worse," Petros shrugged, and he walked off.
Felines – 40
Zebras – 31
Sharks – 25
Mantises - 39
"Estrella next! Estrella next!" Estrella exclaimed excitedly, jumping up and down.
"Okay then," Dawn sighed, chuckling. "Estrella, I think you really captured Eloise's mind. I'll give you a 5."
"I'll give you a 4," Noah replied. "You did very well, but there was no mention of the…r-word, dare I say it."
"Oh, rabies! I completely forgot!" Estrella exclaimed. "Oh well, 9 is still good!"
Felines – 49
Zebras – 31
Sharks – 25
Mantises – 39
Dawn and Noah both looked at each other in confusion.
[Confessional: It wasn't rabies, it was rubella!
Dawn (Canada): Eloise is a disgusting person! I can see through her veil of lies! There is no sign of mental scarring in her aura – it's still her regular envious green!]
"And Jessie," Dawn sighed. "Why are you doing this? A 1 from me."
"2," Noah added.
"That's what I was hoping for," Jessie muttered out loud.
"Bull****," Hadi said under his breath.
Felines – 49
Zebras – 31
Sharks – 28
Mantises – 39
"And the extravagant Estrella comes in the lead!" Shay cheered, coming out of the woods. He did two cartwheels before concluding with a somersault.
Dawn immediately stood up and clapped her hands excitedly.
Noah also proceeded to do so, but with much less enthusiasm.
"Shay, you took a while to get it, but looks like you pulled it off!" Dawn exclaimed. "I'll give you a 4!"
"And I'll you a three," Noah sighed.
"Awesome!" Shay exclaimed excitedly.
[Confessional: Could Owen do that?
Shay (Russia): Ha! I knew I'd finally get it! I can do gymnastics no problem. I'm from Russia so it's in my blood.
I'm also ¼ Israeli, which is how I got my middle name, Shay.
My real first name is Gennadiyanov, but that's too long for most people to remember, so everyone just calls me Shay.]
Felines – 49
Zebras – 31
Sharks – 35
Mantises - 39
"Hey, I never got to do the introduction!" Lara whined as Adrijana, Sveda and Tia also walked out of the woods.
"You four have made it to the end of the challenge. You can now stop acting and be yourselves again, and it's time for our two judges to give you a mark. Shay has already been given a '7', and it's time for them to also judge you," the host continued.
"Ooh, ooh, me first!" Sveda exclaimed excitedly.
"Okay then!" Dawn responded. "Sveda, the acting was very poor. Only a 2 from me."
"I found it amusing," Noah replied. "I'll give it a 4."
"Hmph," Sveda pouted, before walking off.
Felines – 49
Zebras – 37
Sharks – 35
Mantises – 39
"Adrijana next," Dawn continued. "Very good portrayal. I'll give a 4."
"You kiddin' me?" Noah exclaimed. "That was definitely worth a 5."
"9 points. I didn't expect that much to be honest," Adrijana shrugged. "Is my curse still with me?"
"It's not in your aura," Dawn replied almost immediately, before shaking her head and saying sarcastically. "I mean, yeah, it must be there."
"You can't do it as well as me, honey," Noah chuckled.
Dawn pouted this before smiling and saying, "And finally, Tia, come forward. It's your moment."
"Alright then," Tia sighed.
"Tia, as much as I love satire, it wasn't part of the challenge. I give you a 3."
"It wasn't great, it wasn't awful," Dawn added, holding up a 2.
"That's five points for Tia!" Lara announced as Intern #2 changed the score for the Mantises.
Felines – 49
Zebras – 46
Sharks – 35
Mantises – 44
"Just seven more to come and the challenge will be over!" Lara announced.
(Group #5 (Dangerous) – Ilene (Finn), Eloise (Stela) and Finn (Shay))
"I bet that you won't be able to make it past that vine on your first try!" Eloise exclaimed as they arrived at the mud pit.
"I bet not!" Finn exclaimed, and he grabbed the vine and successfully swung over.
"This'll…er…be good craic," Ilene added, and once Finn was done, she also swung to the other side.
"Well, if you two can do it, then so can I," Eloise shrugged, and she grabbed the vine…
…and almost immediately let go.
"Crap!" she exclaimed, before pulling herself out. Finn and Ilene couldn't help but laugh.
"Oh shut up!" Eloise snapped as she tried to shake the mud off of herself.
"And here come four more!" Lara announced as Sanna, Marios, Anton and Aleksander arrived at the end. "You four have all made it to the end! Congratulations! But it's time for you to be judged by our panel of Noah and Dawn."
"Can we go back to being ourselves?" Marios requested.
"Yes," Lara sighed.
"Good. Here's you're toque back," Marios said angrily, taking it off of his head, and flinging it at Petros who tried to catch it, but it slipped out of his hands.
"Better luck next time," Marios added sourly.
"Can we please get on with this? The episode has overran as it is," Lara whined.
"Fine, whatever," Marios sighed, folding his arms.
"So, you two, begin your voting," Lara told Noah and Dawn.
"Alright then," Noah sighed, rolling his eyes. "Sanna, could you step forward?"
"Er…excuse me?" Sanna asked angrily.
"Come forward, excuse my wording," Noah sighed.
"Of course," Sanna smiled. "How did I do?"
"I think you did really well," Noah replied. "I'll give you a five."
"And I also enjoyed it," Dawn added. "It's a 4 from me."
"Thanks," Sanna nodded in satisfaction.
Felines – 49
Zebras – 46
Sharks – 35
Mantises – 53
"Yay, we're in the lead!" Sanna squealed as she rolled herself over to Tyge, and they both shared a hug.
"Sanna, here's your wheelchair back, by the way," Rikard replied, walking over and pushing it.
"Thanks," Sanna replied as Tyge lifted her back onto it. "That one was making my arms hurt, but I do think it was cool that they got it to be completely clear."
"Yeah, could I have a go on it if you don't mind?" Rikard asked once Sanna was sitting back down on her own chair.
"Knock yourself out," Sanna smiled, patting the seat of it.
"Yay!" Rikard cheered. "Hey, Beni, give me a push!"
"Got it," Beni nodded, and he grabbed the handles of the chair and started running with it.
"Awesome!" Rikard cheered as they both went off.
"Hey, you can't leave until the results have ended!" Lara complained, shaking her fist.
"Oh, just let them have their fun," Adrijana sighed, putting her hand on her cousin's shoulder.
"Whatever," Lara snapped, pushing her off. "Dawn, get on with the voting."
"Of course," Dawn nodded. "Marios, you're next."
"How did I do?" he asked excitedly.
"You did terrible. I found it very pitiful," Dawn frowned.
"What!?" Marios exclaimed, looking very surprised.
"We asked you to portray Petros, not Pavils!" Noah exclaimed.
"The dude took off my towel when I was in the shower!" Marios snapped.
"As far as I could tell, it was an accident," Noah shrugged. "Two points from me."
Felines – 49
Zebras – 46
Sharks – 35
Mantises - 56
"I thought it was awful, and very unrepresentative," Dawn sighed. "One point from me."
"Grrr…" Marios groaned, stomping off. On the way, he stomped on Petros' foot.
"Ouch, was tying to me a tree by my underwear not enough!?" Petros exclaimed, his hands in the air in anger.
"Huh?" Tia said confusedly.
"Don't listen to him. He's just trying to get sympathy," Marios replied. "Urgh!"
Felines – 49
Zebras – 46
Sharks – 35
Mantises – 56
"Anton, it's your turn now!" Noah announced. "Very poor performance. I'm giving it a 1."
"Oh well," Anton said sarcastically.
"I though it was perfect," Dawn beamed. "A five from me."
"Whatever," Anton sighed, walking off.
Noah looked at Dawn and raised an eyebrow.
"I have my reasons," Dawn stated mysteriously.
[Confessional: I'm going to say this in advance *coughOnisioncough*
Noah (Canada): Oh come on! That wasn't fair! She obviously gave him five because of the 'darkness surrounding him'. It's fine if she wants to help him, but she can't let it influence the game.
Dawn (Canada): Noah does not understand how serious this is! Anton has cut himself due to depression, and despite what some idiot YouTubers might say, it's a very serious issue if someone is doing that.]
Felines – 55
Zebras – 46
Sharks – 35
Mantises – 56
"And finally Aleksander," Dawn groaned.
"Adrijana might be a goth, but she definitely isn't Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way," Noah sighed.
"1," they both said at the same time.
"Whatever," Aleksander shrugged, before walking off.
Felines – 55
Zebras – 48
Sharks – 35
Mantises – 56
"And here come the final three!" Lara announced. "Ilene, Eloise and Finn. You can go back to being yourselves – though Ilene, you were pretty much doing that anyway."
The Belgian girl just shook her head at this.
"Please get on with the judging. It's getting late," Lara yawned.
"It's half past four," Noah pointed out.
"You don't have a watch," Lara stated dryly.
"Based on the position of the sun, it's a good
estimate," Noah shrugged.
"Whatever. Just do it!" Lara demanded.
"Fine," Noah sighed. "Ilene, step forward."
The Belgian girl nervously brought herself closer to him.
"That wasn't good," Noah sighed, shaking his head. "I have no choice to give you a one."
"You're a great girl, and your aura is extremely bright, but right now, I can only give you a one."
"Oh well," Ilene sighed, and Emilia came over to give her a hug.
"It's okay. You tried your best," the Dutch girl sighed.
[Confessional: Er…you had great craic?
Aleksander (Albania): Oh, it's fine when she screws up! But for me, it makes me lazy! This is so unfair!]
Felines – 55
Zebras – 50
Sharks – 35
Mantises – 56
"Eloise next," Noah continued.
"Well, I'll try not to show off too much," Eloise replied snarkily.
"I thought it was pretty good. I'll give it a 4," Noah replied.
"Well, I found it very one-note," Dawn added. "I'm going to give a 2."
"Merci, Noé," Eloise replied, blowing him a kiss. "Et Aube, vous êtes une chienne."
"Vous ne pouvez pas beaucoup, » Dawn replied angrily.
"Je ne m'inquiète pas," Eloise snarled,"
"I don't care either," Dawn replied. "And finally, Finn. I think you did a decent job at portraying Shay, but it was nothing stand-outish. I give it a 3."
"I shall also give it a three," Noah added.
"Six," Finn shrugged. "Ah well, not the end of the world."
"And it looks like we have the results!" Lara announced. "They are displayed right here on this scoreboard."
Felines – 55
Zebras – 56
Sharks – 35
Mantises – 62
"Actually, I believe the Sharks have 40 points, and not 35. I've adding them up on my judging sheet, see?" Noah said, holding it up.
"Oh, really!?" Lara exclaimed, looking at Intern #7 angrily.
"Hmm?" Intern #7 asked, before frowning. "Oh, give me a break. I am not customed to these numbers."
"Either way, the Mantises win, the Zebras come seconds, the Felines are just behind in third place and losing for a second time in a row, it's the Shady Sharks! See you at the elimination ceremony later!" Lara announced, waving goodbye before leaving the 34 contestants alone.
They were all about to split when Lara quickly came back and said, "Oh, by the way, Mantises, this is your reward."
She dropped an old record player in front of them.
"Neat! Something to smash!" Anka cheered, but Tia quickly stopped her.
"Look, it's a gramophone!" Marios exclaimed excitedly.
"A what-o-nym?" Anka repeated in confusion.
"You know. One of those record players where you wind it up and it plays," Marios explained. "Come on, let's go put it in the cabin."
With that, the nine members of the Mantises all ran off.
After a few seconds, the Zebras and Felines also went their separate ways, leaving only the sharks behind.
"So, now what?" Symon sighed.
[Confessional: Two losses in a row. Let's hope they don't become the new Team Victory.
Hadi (Israel): Great, we lost again! And Berto and his alliance are going to be targeting us again!
Berto (San Marino): Great, we lost! And the 'Frilly Foursome', who is now down to three, and going to be voting for us again!]
"Symon, follow me over here!" Alma exclaimed, gesturing Symon towards a hill inside the woods.
"You're not gonna kiss me or anything?" Symon asked nervously.
"Oh no, of course not," Alma shook her head.
"So, what did you want?" Symon asked as they both ran up the hill.
"Oh…I just really wanted to get away from the others," Alma sighed as she sat down on a rock. "There's two big alliances down there, and they're going to keep asking us to vote with them."
"What wrong with…there's two alliances?" Symon asked.
"Yeah, Agnessa, Zeferino and Hadi are one; and I think Berto, Jessie and Shay also have one."
"How can you tell?" Symon asked.
"They have been interacting with each other quite a lot, even though Berto got Shay eliminated last season, and Shay doesn't seem like one to forgive. It is complicated logic, but I have many reasons to believe it," Alma stated.
"If you say so," Symon shrugged. "Still, why did you want us to come up here?"
"I feel like we're both pretty safe right now," Alma replied. "You got a 10, and I got a 7. The others aren't going to target us. They'd rather eliminate one of each other. I say we just hang out here and wait for everything to blow over."
"But wouldn't it be good if we knew who they were all voting for? You know, so we could be a swing vote or something?" Symon asked.
"No," Alma replied, and she shook her head. "It's best to just let things happen. I'm just going to vote for Hadi, Agnessa and Jessie. They did the worst in the challenge today, so it's only fair."
"I don't think you're voting out the right people," Symon stated, scratching the back of his neck.
"Okay, then, so who are you voting for?" Alma asked curiously.
"Well…" Symon thought about it for a moment. "I think the couple's alliance is a lot tighter than…what should I call the other one?"
"How about the underdog alliance? They all failed to make the merge," Alma pointed out.
"Okay…the underdog alliance," Symon continued. "I feel like the couple's alliance is tighter, so I'd give one of them three points. Probably Zeferino. He made it the farthest last time, so it's only fair, and he hasn't really done much since he got here."
"Okay, I'm with you so far," Alma nodded.
"Next, I think I'd give one of the underdog alliance two points," Symon continued. "I'd probably go with Jessie. She did the worst in this challenge out of the three, and she hasn't really done much in this game so far."
"Yes," Alma nodded.
"And I'd give one point to anyone from either side – I guess I'd go with Shay. He seems like a bully," Symon replied. "Remember when he used to try and beat up Rikard last season?"
"Yeah…" Alma sighed. "I still like my idea better, but you can vote however you want. I'm going over to the confessional now. Do you want to come with me?"
"I'll be a couple of minutes," Symon responded. "I like to watch the sunset each evening."
"Oh…you know what, I'll stay here and watch it too," Alma said, sitting back down on the rock. "It's really pretty."
As she said this, she put her arm around her Ukrainian friend, who gasped.
"Oh…I'm sorry. Do you not like that?" Alma asked nervously.
"Oh no, it's fine," Symon nodded. "I just didn't expect it. It actually feels…nice."
"Thank you," Alma smiled.
"Now be quiet," Symon said politely. "The sunset is much better when there's no sound."
[Confessional: Awwww!
Alma (Croatia): That was really nice. I wish Symon and I could me more than just friends, but I know very well that it can't happen right now, and I completely respect that.
Still…that was really nice.
Symon (Ukraine): Alma…yeah…when she put her arm around me, I felt a sort of…spark. I've never felt that way before. Do I like her like that?]
"Okay, guys, we need to have a meeting," Berto stated, as he gestured Jessie and Shay towards a tree near the cabin.
"What's up?" Jessie asked curiously.
"We need to decide who to vote for," Berto told them.
"Oh, can we vote for Semen?" Shay asked. "He's a total wimp."
"He also got 10 out of 10 in the challenge. And he's not a threat in any way," Berto pointed out. "No, we need to get rid of someone from the couple's alliance, but who should it be?"
"Remind me who they are again," Jessie said. "Agnessa, Hadi, and, what's the other guy's name?"
"Zeferino," Berto replied. "Personally, I think they all have their pros and cons for why they should leave, but all I've figured out so far is that we should only give Hadi one point."
"Why only one? He's not very strong," Jessie pointed out.
"Well, no," Berto replied. "But Zeferino and Agnessa are a couple, so if we eliminate one of them, then they're alliance won't be as tight. What do you guys think?"
"Okay, I only understood about half of that, but I get it. We keep Hadi since he's the third wheel. I think we should vote for Agnessa. She only got two points in the challenge."
"Yeah, but she also knitted the mascot in the last challenge. I think we should go for Zeferino," Berto explained.
"Hmm…let me think about it, and I'll come back to you later," Jessie nodded, and she walked off.
[Confessional: Can I call you back? I'm underwater!
Berto (San Marino): It took Jessie half-an-hour to come back to me! Half an hour!? Oh well, better late than never, but still.
I mostly got 6's and 7's in my matura, but somehow I'm the smartest in the alliance!
Nonetheless, one point goes to Hadi, two points go to…[static cut]
Hadi (Israel): My alliance and I are voting off Jessie. She's done really badly in the last couple of challenges, and she's using that act for no reason.]
Alma and Symon quickly rushed over to the elimination ceremony and sat down on stumps.
"You two are late!" Lara exclaimed angrily.
"We're sorry, we just got around to voting now," Alma apologized.
"Where were you two? We've been looking everywhere," Berto said angrily.
"Well, apparently you didn't look hard enough," Alma shrugged.
"Excuse me for being worried," Berto snarled.
"Yeah, worried about getting one of your alliance members eliminated," Alma retorted.
"Can you two stop fighting!?" Lara exclaimed, waving her palm. "Anyways, the votes have all been cast, and as with last night, only one person did not receive a single vote…"
…
"…Alma!"
"Fin!" Alma exclaimed excitedly, and she walked up to the wooden podium to collect her marshmallow.
"Also safe tonight, from the least to the most votes…" Lara continued.
…
"Symon"
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"Berto"
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"Hadi"
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"Shay"
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"Agnessa"
…
"Well, isn't this déja vu?" Lara chuckled as Jessie and Zeferino were the only two left sitting on the stumps. "The first bottom two in this show's history are back again. But who will make it through this time? The final marshmallow of this evening goes to…"
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"…it's a tie!"
"What!?" Berto exclaimed, before quickly adding, "…a surprise!"
Hadi rolled his eyes at this.
"Now, we go to the tiebreaking rules," Lara continued. "Whoever gets the most three points is eliminated. If it's still a tie, we'll count the two points, and then the one points. And if there's still a tie, then both of you leave."
"Oh, come on!" Jessie protested.
"We'll start with the three points," Lara began. "Zeferino, you got four sets of three points."
"What!? Who was the other one?" Zeferino asked.
Symon just hung his head in shame.
"Jessie," Lara continued. "You got…"
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"…three."
"Oh come on! I am not leaving!" Jessie protested.
"Nobody ever told you to. Congratulations, you're safe!" Lara exclaimed, tossing her the final marshmallow.
"Oh, I am? I am! Yes!" Jessie cheered as she caught it. "Sorry about that, music man."
"Don't rub it in," Zeferino sighed.
"Well, Zeferino, now that you have been eliminated, our interns will take you to their cabin," Lara announced as the four of them walked over.
"I did not expect you to leave so early," Intern #2 commented.
"Oh well, at least someone sane finally got eliminated," Intern #3 sighed. "Come on, Zeferino. Let us show you the way."
As Zeferino was lead off, Lara once again faced the camera and said – "With that, Zeferino is the third person to leave this season.
Tune in tomorrow when we'll answer the following questions –
What will the next challenge be?
Will Marios ever forgive Petros?
And will the Sharks lose three times in a row?
Find out next time on Euro…Drama…Farmyard!"
Votes –
Agnessa –
3pts: Jessie
2pts: Shay
1pt: Berto
Alma –
3pts: Agnessa
2pts: Hadi
1pt: Jessie
Berto –
3pts: Zeferino
2pts: Agnessa
1pt: Hadi
Hadi –
3pts: Zeferino
2pts: Shay
1pt: Berto
Jessie –
3pts: Zeferino
2pts: Agnessa
1pt: Hadi
Shay –
3pts: Zeferino
2pts: Agnessa
1pt: Symon
Symon –
3pts: Zeferino
2pts: Jessie
1pt: Shay
Zeferino-
3pts: Jessie
2pts: Shay
1pt: Berto
Zeferino – 12pts
Jessie – 12pts
Agnessa – 9pts
Shay – 7pts
Hadi – 4pts
Berto – 3pts
Symon – 1pt
Nul points – Alma
And Zeferino is the next to leave. I had no real reason to eliminate him - he could have been a major character this season, or maybe not. I prefer not to eliminate characters based on plot relevance - it just seemed logical to eliminate him given the circumstances.
Also, one of the reviewers, ChocolateRoseNinja (BloodCoveredWings on deviantart) has started drawing pictures of the characters of EDR in manga style. They're really good, so I'd recommend checking them out.
With that, this has been Euro-Drama Farmyard. Review plz!