It's a Great Letter, Kougaji!
"There's a letter for you sir," Yaone held out the single slightly bent envelope from the other multiple woman's magazines in her left hand. Kougaji took the letter and opened it's shell.
"Who's it from? Who's it from?" The all too excited Lirin asked while she watched her brother's face fall.
"I'm not sure." Kougaji said as he flipped the letter upside down, thinking it might make reading easier.
"I think it's from Goku." Yaone tried to help.
"No, it says it's from 'Guko'."
"Same thing really, my lord." Dokugakuji (who will be known as Doku through the rest of this drabble) smiled.
"What does it saaaaay?"
"Something about carrots-"
"Please, my lord," Yaone kindly took the letter away, "I will read it." Her eyes scanned the small letter and soon a questioning look grew on her face.
"Maybe my brother wrote it as a joke." Doku said in a way of helping.
"No, it says here that the pumpkins are being affected by the minus wave."
"What the hell is a pumpkin?"
"It's a vegetable, Doku."
"I wanna see a pumpkin kill someone!"
"The minus wave doesn't effect pumpkins!" Kougaji yelled over the ruckus.
"Like I said, I think it's just a prank from my brother." Doku shrugged.
"Agreed," Yaone tossed it into a trash bin, "the letter is too silly to be written by anyone else."
"Aw, it would've been cool to see killer tomatoes..." Lirin closed her eyes as her brother ruffled up her hair.
"Any excuse not to eat your vegetables."
"You bet!" Lirin smiled as she, Yaone and her brother walked back into the creepy castle. Doku looked up at the night sky and gave it a halfhearted salute,
"See ya soon brother." he then turned back to the castle with a smile plastered on his face, "I'm going to try to get me some royal ass tonight!"
Oh no!