A/N - I just wanted to say, that I've made a myspace page for my fanfics and it has pictures to go with my stories and mini profile type things for all of the new characters I've added, so look/add it please :o)

Notes with Alice

Alice regular Bella italic Edward bold

Alice.

Yes Wonderboy...?

What is wrong with Bella? She looks depressed...

Skittles.

Huh? What about skittles?

They're evil :o(

Bella... how can candy be evil?

Alice, I'm too sad to explain... :o(

You see Edward... Bella got all excited about Skittles-

Wait, how can she get excited about skittles?

Sheesh! let me finish will you... as I was saying before someone rstpfumn!

Rstpfumn?

You did it again Edward!... rstpfumn - rudely stole the paper from under my nose :o(

Oh, sorry.

Do you want to know what Bella is upset about or are you planning to interrupt me again?

-waits- ... ... ...

Good... now! You see Bella and I were watching tv and making fun of all the silly commercials that came on (because we are just that cool) anyway... an advert for skittles came on... and Bella got all excited, so we went to the store and bought some, but they did not live up to their expectations... so that is why Bella is upset.

I still don't get it... Bella is depressed, because skittles didn't live up to their expectations? Bella?

Yes that is correct :o( now let me wallow in my sadness in peace...

Want a hug?

Yes please. :o(

Better?

Not really :o( ... Batman?

Yes Pigeon?

WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY OH WHY DID THEY BUILD MY HOPES UP JUST SO THEY COULD COME CRASHING DOWN AGAIN:o(

Bella love.

Mmhmm?

Why didn't the skittles live up to their expectations?

Because god hates me, and so do the skittle factory maker owner type people :o( I ate 3 whole bags and I couldn't taste the rainbow:'o(

Bella... is that what this is all about, because the advert says "taste the rainbow"?

Yuhuh -cries-

Bella... do you know what a rainbow is supposed to taste like?

Umm... no? OOH! my fiance is a boy genius! I have never tasted a rainbow therefor the skittles could have tasted like rainbows and I'd never know! ALICEALICEALICE!

BELLABELLABELLA!?

I am... HAPPY!

YAY! Thanks Edward...

ilyelafklc:o) -mwah!-

Translation?

She says she loves you like a fat kid loves cake...

Oh, I love you too... and I love that you're smiling again, I'm tempted to go pay the makers of the skittle commercials a visit...

Oh but you dont have to now... you know why...

Why?

BECAUUUUUUUSE I CAN TASTE THE RAINBOW!

I think the sugar from those 3 bags of skittles is starting to take effect...

Mmhmm! BATMAN!

PIGEON!

You are my asfaawbffe! ilylafklc too!

YAY! shall we put on our t-shirts and go laugh at silly commercials again?

Only if Edward plays too... He is an honorary member of the Alice and Bella loop :o)

That is a very confusing loop.

Of course it is Edward thats why its FUN! ... Pigeon, wait for me in the batcave while I go get our t-shirts:o)

Okay... but there is something we must do first Batman...

Yes Pigeon?

Iiiiiiffffffffff you are my ASFAAWBFFE and you know it wave your arms!

--- After dancing stupidly, Bella and Alice go change into their asfaawbffe t-shirts and are now making fun of commercials on tv with Edward---

I dont get it :o(

Get what Alice?

Why is it called fairy liquid?

Because its made out of fairies of course:o)

Ooooh! it all makes sense now...

Bella... you do know that fairy liquid isn't really made out of fairies dont you?

WHAT?!

You are so wrong Edward!?

How can you doubt the magic that is behind fairy liquid!?

I mean seriously Edward, it goes from being a freaky green coloured goo, to being wonderfully wonderful bubbles! AND it can clean dishes! how can that not be made out of fairies?

Lets prove him wrong Alice...

Oooh I'm in! whats the plan Pigeon?

Grab a bottle of fairy liquid, some tin foil and meet me in the kitchen!

Bella...

Yes?

I don't like the sound of this plan...

Then you shouldn't have doubted the fairy liquid! hmph!

---- Alice & Bella return from the kitchen 30 minutes later soaked and covered in bubbles (Jasper bold/italic)---

Alice, why are you two so sad? I feel like someone just killed my puppy...

You dont have a puppy.

It was just an example Edward!

Oh... Bella, whats wrong love? and why are you covered in bubbles?

-sniff- I dont wanna talk about it :o(

Alice?

We failed... :o(

Failed what?

We tried everything... :o(

Edward... we admit defeat. But if you say I told you so I swear I wont let Bella kiss you for a month...

Edward, any idea what they're talking about?

Fairy liquid..

Huh?

(Emmett underlined)

Ha! what happened to those two, they look like they just lost a fight with a washing machine?

Batman :o(

Pigeon?

I'm sad again :o(

Me too :o(

So am I thanks to you two, now will someone tell me what you're upset about?

Fairy liquid...

We tried and tried and tried... and FAILED :o(

No matter what we did we couldnt turn fairy liquid back into actual fairies :o(

You tried to do what?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Haha, even Emmett isnt that stupid...

Yeah! ... wait! HEY!

Will you two shut up you're upsetting Bella more! Bella love...

Yeah:o(

What can I do to make you smile?

Nothing... only my asfaawbffe can do that.

Bella...

Alice...

Bella...

Alice...

SLAM IT TO THE LEFT!

If you're havin' a good time!

SHAKE IT TO THE RIGHT!

If you know that you feel fine!

Oh god... not this again-

CHICAS TO THE FRONT-

Emmett dont encourage them!

Thats my cue to leave...

-- Alice, Bella and Emmett start dancing and singing to the spice girls after Jasper makes a quick exit and Edward looks on in horror--

A/N - I dont really like this chapter, most of it was actually a real conversation I had on msn which was fun at the time but if it sucks sorry :o)