A/N: Thanks, guys, for the birthday wishes! You're the best! If you haven't check out my new Centon one-shot and would like to read it, check it out; it's called Massage You Down. Here's the next chapter! Enjoy!

Recap:

"Awesome. Awesome. I'll have to get her on the show soon so she can talk about her book. But as for you, it sounds like you're doing really great. Seems you and John have everything on the homefront taken care of. Your kid's going to be great. You and Amy seem to be handling things well. Semi-retirement seems to be working well for you. Everything's great. And on top of that, we have a DVD of you guys coming out." Mark re-caps. "Basically." Punk chuckles.

Sunday; Clinton, Louisiana:

"John Cena?" Stephen Moyer approaches John, Punk, and Gage as they walk on set. "Hi, how are you?" John asks, shaking Stephen's hand. "I'm great, how are you?" Stephen asks. "I'm doing fine." John smiles. "Hey, I'm—" Punk tries to introduce himself, but Stephen cuts him off, "CM Punk. I know who you are. My son Billy loves wrestling. I'm Stephen Moyer, nice to meet you." He shakes Punk's hand as well. "Nice to meet you too." Punk smiles. "So I had a small True Blood tv-thon last night with my Sister Sha to get me in the mindset for this. You play Bill Compton, right?" John asks. "You're correct." Stephen replies. "Great. Great." John says, proudly. "Let me take you over to Alan, the producer, and get you introduced to him and the rest of the cast, alright, guys?" Stephen suggests. John nods, then the men follow him around some corners to where some tables are set up and the cast is eating.

"Hey, guys, John Cena is here." Stephen announces as they approach the table. "John! Hello!" Alan, the writer and producer, wipes his face then goes over to the men, "How are you?" Alan asks, sticking out his hand. "I'm fine, thank you. This is my Husband Philip, and my son Gage." John says directing his hand towards them. "Yes, of course. How are you, sir?" Alan asks. "Doing great." Punk gives a smile. "Still haven't changed your mind on a part?" Alan asks. "Nope." Punk chuckles. "Well we'll be here for the next few months if you do." Alan says. "I'll keep that in mind." Punk replies. "Alright, well we're just grabbing some quick lunch before the next set. Grab yourselves a plate and get all introduced to the cast." Alan instructs. The men nod and do as told.

John's First Scene Production:

"Okay, you're absolutely sure you're okay with the nudity?" Alan asks one last time before the camera starts rolling. "I'm positive. I've showed my ass before on TV." John chuckles. Punk rolls his eyes, thinking back to that time he was on video in a fucking afro and thong.

Once seeing the script, John realized he'd be naked. Scared that John would get angry about it, Alan quickly tried to sell him on the idea. It was fine though. John didn't mind. It sounded fun. After a quick okay from Punk about his stance on it, they set up for filming.

"Alright, places!" Alan commands. John adjusts the cloth covering his groin, and walks over to his place.

Though Punk agreed to letting the world see John's ass, he had a serious problem with the cast seeing John's cock. That's his. For his eyes only. Alan had no problem with that and quickly got him something to cover himself with.

John and the female actor take their places in the bed. He pulls the covers over them, covering the lower half of their body, then drapes an arm over her body and put his lips near her neck. "Okay, John, remember. You exit the bed and walk out then around, we can't have your penis on TV, well show that you have the cloth on. You have to walk around the camera span." Alan reminds him. "Alright. I remember." John nods. "Okay. Ready, people? 2, 3, ACTION." The cameras begin rolling, and after a quick second, the characters in the bed animate themselves.

The woman actor looks away from John's gaze and John leans up and kisses along her neck. "I don't know how Salome let Bill get a hold of Lilith's blood. She should have never been in a place of power in the first place. That should have been me!" She exclaims. "Yes, Queen." John breathes, then continues to kiss her neck. "I need a little leverage, don't you think?" She asks. "Yes, Queen." John answers. "Now I don't know if this will work, but I'm sure Bill's got to be somewhere inside of there still. Lilith couldn't have possibly completely taken over him. So let's get something that might bring him back." She chuckles with evil intent. "What will that be, Queen?" John asks, sitting up a bit to look in her eyes. "Go grab some other men. I want the girl, his daughter. What's her name? Jessica. That's right. Jessica. I want Jessica here. Tonight!" She commands. "Yes, Queen." John says, then kisses the skin between her lips and her cheek, something he requested to change to since he didn't want to kiss her. He rolls over to the edge of the bed, sits up, and gets his back completely facing the camera. He stands, walks outwards some, then turns and heads for the door as the camera follows him out. He opens the door, leaves, and closes it behind him. Once the door is closed, the camera pans back to the 'Queen' on the bed, laid back with a wicked smile across her face.

"CUT!" Alan yells. "How was that?" John asks as he yanks his sweatpants back on. "That was great! You're a natural!" Alan commends. John just shakes his head and shrugs, "I've been in a few movies, but…" He shakes his head again. "Those were crappy movies. Trust me, those few seconds were better than all of them." Punk chuckles. "Thanks, Phil." John rolls his eyes and laughs. "Well it was great. Let me go over it real quick, then we'll move on to the next scene." Alan says, heading over to the production area.

"Da-Da!" Gage yells, lifting his head and turning at the sound of John's voice near him. During filming Punk held Gage's head against his shoulder so he couldn't look to the scene of his Da-Da in bed with some woman. "Hi, Gagey." John takes him from Punk and holds him. "Wah nat?" Gage asks, pointing to the paint on John's chest, wanting to know what it is. "Don't touch, Gage," John moves his hand away, "It's for the show. Da-Da is going to be on TV, remember?" John explains. Gage just ignores his words and starts playing with his watch. "So what'd you think?" John asks Punk. "I thought it was pretty good. We all know you have a great ass." Punk chuckles, then leans in to kiss him. "I'm really having fun. Now I kinda wish my character had a longer lifespan." John chuckles. "You trying to become an actor on me?" Punk asks. "No, I don't want to be a permanent character on a show or anything. Just have a prominent role for a few episodes. I don't want to just be a soldier/sex toy for three episodes before I explode into the puddle of blood." John laughs. "Contact some more shows." Punk says. "I'm perfectly fine where I'm at with you two. Just a tiny little want. It's not important." John assures him. "Are you sure?" Punk asks.

Before John can reply, they're interrupted by two of the actresses coming over to them. Rutina, who plays Tara, and Anna, who plays Sookie, approach them. "Hey, guys." Rutina says. "Hi." John smiles. "Congratulations on your first take! You're doing great." Anna praises. "Thank you." John says excitedly. "Ah!" Gage yells, reaching for Anna's necklace. "No, Gage. Not yours." Punk puts Gage's hand down. "Oh, that's okay. Can I hold him? Don't worry Stephan and I've got twins and two others." Anna explains. "No problem." He hands Gage over. "Don't pull, Gage." Punk commands as Gage immediately grabs the necklace and begins examining it. "Oh, he's just so cute." Anna squeals. "He's definitely a cutie. You guys adopt?" Rutina asks. "No, he's from a previous relationship of mine." Punk answers. "Aww, okay." Rutina gives a quick once over of Punk with a small smile on her face. Punk looks back at her, a half smile crooked up on his face. John watches them, eyebrows foreword, a bit concerned. He doesn't even notice Anna walk off with Gage to gush over him to Stephen.

"So you guys are professional wrestlers, right?" She asks. "Yeah." Punk answers. "Such a man's job." She giggles a bit. "Yeah, well…" Punk chuckles. John decides to interrupt this eye-fucking, but before he can, he's called. "Mr. Cena! We're ready for the next scene. You need to get changed." A staffee calls out to him. John nods. "I'll be back." John says. "Yeah, good luck." Punk gives him a quick glance, then returns to his conversation with Rutina. John growls a bit as he stalks off towards wardrobe.

The stylist quickly gets him suited up in what's supposed to be the vampire army's uniforms, then he gets his contacts and fangs placed. "You look like a real-life vampire." The stylist says, taking a step back and admiring her work. "Thanks." John chuckles, then runs his tongue over one of the fangs. After a quick onceover of himself in the mirror, he quickly runs back out to set. He looks around for Punk as Alan talks to him, but he doesn't see him anywhere. He doesn't see Rutina anywhere either. 'Where the hell could they be?' He asks himself. Another scan of the area and he sees Anna and Kristin Bauer van Straten, Pam, are playing with Gage. 'He left you and his own son to go be with that whore,' A voice inside him whispers. He thinks back to the research he did on the cast, and how he remembers that Rutina married a White man. "She clearly has a type." John mumbles to himself. "What'd ya say?" Alan stops his talking for a moment. "Oh, I said I understand that." John quickly makes up. "Great. So then…" Alan continues on, but John zones out again, lost in his thoughts.

John's Second Scene Production:

"And ACTION!" Alan yells a few minutes later once everyone's gotten into place.

"Well, well, well. What do we have here?" John says as he cuts off the girl. "W-Who are you?" She asks. "Hello, Miss. Jessica." John smirks. "How do you know my name? Do you work for my Fath…Bill?" She asks. "No, not exactly." He chuckles. "What are you doing here? How'd you even get in here? No one can get in or out of here! I can't even get out of here!" She exclaims. "Oh, you want out? I'll take you out." He says, then quickly grabs her. She starts to scream, but he quickly covers her mouth up. A guard comes from around the corner, and John bares his fangs at him, then 'rips off the guys head'. He pushes Jessica into the hold of the two other soldiers behind him.

Before he can say his next line, he sees Punk and Tara come back into the area, drinks in hand. They're talking lowly and laughing with each other as they walk together, arms brushing. John gets stuck staring. "Say the line." Alan commands, but John doesn't hear him. He's too busy staring at the giggling couple in view. "Say it…What's wrong?...John?...John!" It's when Alan yells that both men are snapped out of their own world. "Y-yeah?" John asks. "Are you okay?" Alan asks. "Y-Yeah. Sorry. I spaced. I'm so sorry." John says, then looks back to Punk. Punk locks eyes with him, something like guilt written all over his face, and he quickly looks to the ground as he takes a step away from Rutina. "Are we ready?" Alan asks. "Yes. I'm ready." John replies. "Good. From after you rip off Chuck's head," The actors get in place, "2, 3, ACTION.

Few Hours Later:

"Wanna stop and get some food?" Punk asks softly as they drive home. "No. I just want to go home." John snaps. Punk just sighs and nods. John avoided Punk on set for the rest of the day. Punk could see anger written all over John's face, so he just kept his distance. "You did great today." Punk mentions. John just ignores him, turning his head to look out the window. Punk decides to just not even attempt conversation anymore. Eventually they pull up to the apartment, and they get their things, Gage, and head inside. They're greeted by Shaleigh sitting on the couch.

"Hey, guys! How'd it go, John?" She asks, standing up, all smiles. "Fine." John says harshly as he stomps to the bedroom, not even bothering to stop to reply. Seconds later they hear the bedroom door slam. "Geesh! What's wrong with him?" Shaleigh asks. Punk just gives a small shrug, "I'm going to go lay Gage down for a nap." Punk mumbles, then quickly walks away as well.

A/N: Well I'm obviously no actual True Blood writer, but I did my best to stick with the end of last season's happenings, lol. Woot, sexy, naked Cena booty! Now if only that episode was real... And tsk tsk, Punk, too busy off with actresses to enjoy your Husband's acting? Or even that your child is gone? Merry Christmas everyone! Have a happy, safe, and fun Christmas! I hope everyone gets what they want :). Please leave reviews with your thoughts/guesses/etc! Next update will come next Monday after Raw once the Christmas holiday is over, on the last day of the year! Hope you enjoyed! Thanks for reading :)