Title: When The Bazooka Struck

Description: When his husband had been enveloped by the familiar pink smoke of the 10 Year Bazooka, Fon had two thoughts running through his head: The Ten Year Bazooka strikes again, and that he was going to have so much fun with this. And when a very confused and slightly startled 10YYSkull appeared before him, the first thing out of Fon's mouth was; "If you're feeling down, I can feel you up."

Word Count: 499

Warnings: sexy Fon, Skull/Fon, TYL!Fon, pickup lines, very short

When the explosion of smoke interrupted their conversation, Fon knew he was going to have fun. His Skull had been leaning against his repaired bike, smeared with grease and sweaty, and looking quite attractive if Fon did say so himself.

When his husband had been enveloped by the familiar pink smoke of the 10 Year Bazooka, Fon had two thoughts running through his head:

The Ten Year Bazooka strikes again, and that he was going to have so much fun with this.

And when a very confused and slightly startled 10YYSkull appeared before him, the first thing out of Fon's mouth was; "If you're feeling down, I can feel you up."

The look of shock that spread across the younger Skull's face was priceless; Fon was looking forward to winning the contest he had with his husband (aka, who can make the younger version of their lover blush more using cheesy pickup lines).

"W-what?" Skull squawked, face all but glowing, and only after one pickup line.

"When I'm around you I can't think straight." Fon continued with a purr, circling the stuttering younger version of his lover. "It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding."

10YYSkull squeaked when Fon wrapped an arm around his waist and leaned forward so that their faces were inches apart.

"Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you."

POOF!

Fon smirked when his Skull took the place of his younger self, he tugged the younger man closer and pecked him on the lips.

"That was fun," Skull laughed when they pulled apart. "We should do it again sometime!"

Fon smirked, "I had forgotten how innocent and adorable your young self was." He then sighed dramatically, "Reborn has corrupted your innocence, my love."

Skull snorted,

"You know, Skull..." Fon purred, kissing his lover's jaw. "That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too."

"I'm not wearing a shirt." Skull shot back, a grin growing on his face.

Fon kissed him again, pulling the younger man flush against him and Skull wrapped his arms around the taller man's neck to deepen the kiss. When they pulled away, panting for breath, Fon spoke again "Maybe you should take off a little more."

Licking his lips, Skull answered silkily, "Maybe I should."

*cackles in the distance* I'll just leave this here.

So, because of popular demand and murderous plunnies, I present to you the continuation of The Bazooka Strikes Again, TYL!Fon's point of view. A bit of flirty TYL!Fon/TYL!Skull thrown in the mix too.

Hope you enjoyed!

~TDU