A/N: Right now, I'm eating a cup of chocolate mousse without a spoon or anythingXD There's no better way to eat it than to just lick it out:P Oh, and the next part was one of the typical 'Keep your mind blank while writing'- things. Yesyes…You should do so too^^ Hihihi…And this chap has been cut for…I have no idea, but I cut out a shitload of useless conversations, some of them not fitting the story. A lot of pointless jokes, drabble and first Light and L were lying on the rooftop and talking about death, and I cut that out to leave for another story…Most of it only filled up the amount of words that was reaching the...much more than 6000XD. Much, much more. And to me, it became boring. And then, I'd have to leave the last scene for the next chap and that would be a shame…In my opinion^^ Loved to write that one:3 READ!! Oh, and ignore the size of the scroll-thingey...There are a lot of short sentences and rules with only '...' on them. Ennjoy and take a break at the ***-things if it becomes too muchXDXD (haha, I have read enough one-shots counting 6000 words...XDXD And this is only a CHAP.) Still enjoy^^

10. Pizza

'Gyaaaah!! They're going upstairs!! After a talk about sex life, Mum and Dad are going upstairs!! I know what they're gonna do, they're going to do bad things!! Very bad things!! Gyaaah!! Woooo, Bro and Ryu-chan are following them!! What are they going to do?! Baaad things…!!'

***

'Ow, Sachiko...'

'My Soichiro...'

'Ow…You know...I almost forgot this...'

'I didn't...Every day I thought...'

'Ow...My love...'

Rushing blankets, sounds of people moving and other, better-not-to-mention-things audible in the dark room with two people doing indescribable things in their own bed.

'...'

'...'

'I love you, sweetie...'

'...'

The sounds stop.

It's quiet.

The room is quiet.

Yes, a nice and quiet room for only the two of them...

'Did you call THAT sex?!'

Soichiro jumps up by hearing the deep but deadly sarcastic voice he knows too well after more than half a year. And, he notices the brown-eyed wonder next to him he and Sachiko made in exactly this same room.

'WHAT?! YOU TWO HERE?!'

'Yes, we here.'

'WHAT, MAY I ASK YOU?!'

'To see if you actually had a sex life and weren't going to read or just fall asleep after going upstairs.'

'WHAT?!'

Light's voice slightly thrills when he speaks too.

'I actually didn't want to know anything about my own parents in their bedroom, but you two are so annoying outside of it so I wanted to check...'

When the soft sobs from the back of the room become audible, everyone turns around.

'R-Ryu...y-you, I...I'm so sorry...'

'For what?'

'F-for...Seeing us together must break your heart...'

'Why, exactly? Saying goodbye to my own sex drive? The sight of you two thinking you're having good sex? This didn't even come close. You say 'ow' in the very beginning of the foreplay.'

'...What...?'

'Light, you said your parents used to be loud. Louder than this?'

'Yes, too loud. Very loud. More than...This.'

L notices Light looking away and begins to smile inside, and makes sure to keep his face perfectly blank when he performs something that makes the blood in the room boil for several reasons.

'More like...this? Ah, ah, Light, faster, harder, FUCK-Ahh-'

Light blinks but joins in in seconds.

'Oooh, Ryu, you-ooh, so good, hnn-'

'Oh-ah, ah-don't –ah, ahhh…don't stop, ah, please-ah-don't sto-op-'

Perfect teamwork. Perfect timing. Perfect performance.

A well-deserved 9.8.

And Sachiko colors the black blankets a strange dark red with her blood.

'YOU TWO!!'

L's stare has never been this blank.

'Yes, Mister Yagami?'

'OUUUT!!!'

Light pouts.

'Allright...See you two downstairs...Bye, Mum, Dad...'

Light and L grab each other's hand and make sure to touch bodies when they walk out and ignore Matsuda standing in the corridor.

'Phoo...They're impossible, aren't they...?'

Soichiro notices the blush on his wife's face.

'Sachiko, do you love Ryuzaki?'

'No, I don't love him. He's just a sweet little boy. I didn't marry him, isn't it...? You made me remember again.'

Soichiro represses a snort.

***

'Light?'

'Hm?'

'Tell me your biggest fantasy.'

'Oh...Doing it surrounded by mirrors.'

'Sounds pretty...interesting.'

'Yours?'

'Undressing you in the kitchen while covering you in cream, fruit and chocolate sauce and licking it off.'

'But that means I have to be uke again...'

'You ARE the uke in our relationship...I just dominate you.'

'Not true, I kick your ass off.'

L lifts his foot up and gives Light a soft push against his ass.

'No, I am the one who kicks YOU. See? I am right, again.'

'And in the shower, today? YOU were the one making sounds there!!'

'That was because I allowed you to be seme. And you didn't even touch my-'

'That doesn't make you seme!!'

'See? You are losing control now, Light...I am not.'

'But why do I always have to be screwed up and humiliated and-'

'You find making love humiliating...? That's not what I think, Light...' L pulls a sad hurt-panda-face.

'No, it's humiliating to be put in the submissive role every time!!'

'You look like you are enjoying it, every time.'

'And the times I was seme?!'

'For the second time, because I allowed you to.'

'I tied you to the staircase!! Do you call that 'allowing me'?!'

'I could've been kicking your crotch if I wanted to.'

'But you didn't.'

'I liked it, just how you like it too.'

'...!'

'Light, it's clear how it is...You are a sweet little teenager who rules everything and everyone all day long, and you find me sexy because you can't get on top of me every time you want to.'

'And you are a bastard who used to be a virgin until he was 25, who acts like an idiot all day long and has no social skills, or most likely you're hiding them until you take me then it's like blowing me away and just and only and-'

'Hee-hee...Light is secretly in love...'

The voice comes from behind the two geniuses walking to the pizza corner due to the burnt dinner, and because they needed to get away from Soichiro and Sachiko for a second. And the voice follows them, follows their conversations and most of all their asses.

'MATSUDA, ON WHAT PLANET DO YOU LIVE EXACTLY?!'

L smirks.

'Matsuda seems to have even less experience than I had until a while ago...'

'Why am I a virgin and you not?! I'm older than you are!!'

Another perfect and positively gay-looking eyeroll.

'Only a year. Go and do Misa...She wants you.'

'Only because you took Light away from her!! It has nothing to do with me!!'

'No, you two think on the same level.'

'Wha...? Are you saying I'm dumb?!'

'In a certain way. Yes. I think I understand what you think I think and he thinks so we think, and that definitely isn't how we think, but we think we understand how you and Misa think. Not what we think, we think.'

'Stop talking like that!! It makes me feel so...Dumb!!'

'And maybe a bit voyeuristic?'

'Ye-NO!! NEVER!!'

Light laughs.

'But Matsuda, if you look like you like to look at how Ryu looks and like how he looks like you look at him when he looks at you, and he looks back and sees you look like you like him looking, doesn't that make you voyeuristic? Oh, and if you find him mean because he finds you voyeuristic, doesn't that mean he's mean just because you find him mean because you are voyeuristic and finds he's mean because he actually calls you voyeuristic? You only find it mean he calls you voyeuristic. Find it.'

'Naaah...Not fair...Geniuses...'

'Geniuses are geniuses because they're genial. But before they're called genial geniuses, they have to do something ingenious. Light and I are both genial geniuses, because we both do ingenious things with our genial ingeniousity.'

Matsuda twitches.

'GENIUSES!! EVERYWHERE!!'

Light ignores Matsuda and points at the little shop with neon-lights above the entrance.

'The pizza corner...'

Light and L walk in, and push the door closed behind them, forcing Matsuda to open it again. A girl with a red hat smiles at them.

'Hello, can I help you?'

Light walks at her and points at the price lists printed on the counter.

'Oh, yes, may I have this one and this one, and a large one from this, and...This.'

'Allright. You can wait there til your pizza is ready.'

Light takes the chair next to L's, who still can't sit with his knees pulled up with Light's clothes on. He receives eager looks from the girl now taking care of Light's order, but she can't follow their conversation through Kanye West's music that's filling the room.

'So. Pizza. That has no sugar in it, isn't it?'

'No. But it has a lot of fat and other bad stuff, it contains a lot of calories.'

'No sugar.'

'No...No sugar. Ryu, isn't it time for you to eat something normal again? All the time I know you I only saw you eating sweets and fruit.'

'Fruit is healthy.'

'But not enough to get everything you need, like minerals and proteins and-'

'Do I look like someone with a bad health?'

Light blinks at the far too skinny, pale and black-bagged man in front of him.

'To be honest, yes.'

'Well, I don't care. I feel healthy and I want to stay like this for the rest of my life-'

'That won't be very long if you go on like this.'

'I-don't-have-to-eat-anything-different-than-I-eat-now!!'

Light smiles. L never loses control, but as soon as it has something to do with his health…

'Sure? I care for you, Ryuzaki. Please try those pizza's...For me?'

L stares at the puppy eyes in front of him. Sweet. Pizza…? For Light…Light pouts, and L presses a quick kiss on it on a moment that the girl isn't staring at him.

'... ... ...Allright...Just one piece.'

'..From every pizza.'

L's eyes widen furtherer.

'I don't want to.'

'If you do, I will go with you to the kitchen of the headquarters tomorrow, before removing the camera's-'

Matsuda growls.

'-And do everything you want.'

'Sounds tempting...'

L's look turns calculating again.

'...But are you implying that you won't come with me if I don't eat those pizza's?'

Light blushes. 'Well...'

'I know a better deal. If I don't have to, you can be seme...Tonight.'

'?!...W-what...?'

'Imagine me lying on my back totally delivered to your mercy...'

'Ryuzaki, you know I-'

'With a blush all over my face and begging you for more...You like that, right?'

'...I-'

'What...? Do you want to say you don't want to...?'

Light has a pained expression on his face.

'Ryu, you are so mean..!!'

Matsuda points at L.

'Yes, Ryuzaki, see?! He finds it too!! You are bullying and annoying and insulting everyone around you! Shouldn't you get some more respect for others...like ME?!'

'Shouldn't YOU just shut up and realize that if YOU were more like that YOU could have done Misa a hundred times, if YOU wanted to?'

'Hey, I- Ow.'

L's smile turns malicious.

'Your pizza is ready! Thanks...Here it is.'

'Thanks, bye.'

'By-'

Matsuda leans over the counter until his face is only a few inches away from the girl's.

'Did you know that I am a...Virgin?'

Matsuda apparently has a bad-ass-'seductive'-smile.

'Eww!! No wonder!! Get out, you pervert!'

'But I-'

'Out or I'll have to call the police!'

'But I AM from the police!! I'm working on a very important case.'

'Then I'll have to ask the police to suspend you!! Get out!!'

'You come with us, Matsuda...'

L and Light grab Matsuda by his arms and pull him out, leaving the poor girl totally hustled over the sexy, the handsome and the silly guy now disappearing in the streets.

L rolls his eyes for the thousandth time that day.

'Matsuda, you definitely suck very hard.'

'You want me to suck you?!'

L looks like he wants to HURT Matsuda.

'No.'

'So why do you say that?!'

'You should see your own face. Never try that...smile-thing anymore.'

'Wha...? Why?'

'It's ugly.'

'I'm not ugly...'

Light makes sure not to look at Matsuda.

'On your planet, maybe. Ryu?'

'Yes, Light?'

'Are you still going to try pizza?'

'Depends on if you want me to be uke.'

'Eat it, then. I'd rather see you healthy than as uke.'

L blinks.

'...You really love me.'

Light smiles. Now he has L where he wants him and puts the pizza under L's nose, and L's eyes widen dramatically, if possible.

'Shouldn't we wait before we are at your house again?'

'Eat it while it's still warm, Ryu.'

'But...eww...'

Matsuda waves his hand at L.

'Eww is so gay...'

'Matsuda is eww.'

'And gay.'

Light pushes Matsuda against his shoulder.

'You should do Misa. A bit hard, though, but you should be able to.'

'Allright!! I'm fed up with you two!! I'm going to prove you that I can do Misa!!'

L smirks again.

'We never said you couldn't...'

'I did.'

'-Oh. Explains a lot...'

Matsuda stands still and takes a deep breath.

'I will DO Misa!! And yes, I know what sex means!!'

L snorts.

'Oh, really? Explain, please.'

'Well, uh...' Matsuda blushes.

'Explain, Matsuda...'

'The guy gets an...'

'Yes, exactly. And then?'

'The guy puts his....'

'...Very well...'

'...in the...'

'-Exactly. But you forgot a lot. Sex is more than just putting your manhood in a hole. If so, you could replace your partner with a simple hole in the wall. You also have to love, feel connected.'

'...Connected...?'

'Connected. Unless Misa is nothing more than a slut to prove us that you aren't that shy.'

'Wha...'

'Well? Do you actually like or love Misa?'

'Of course!! She's my girlfriend!! But...Could you two...help me a little...by-'

'-You want us to do you.'

'...Yes... I'd rather have one or the two of you close to me than Misa....'

'So, who's gay now.'

'Do you love us or do you only want another guy to do you?'

'Oh, I definitely like guys. But I hate Ryuzaki's behavior and Light is just...'

'Say it, Matsuda.'

'Ryuzaki is so sexy and seductive and I just can't catch him, and Light is such a lovely guy, he's so sweet and beautiful and-'

Light smiles happily.

'Wow. He's not that dumb, isn't it? Tell us more, Matsuda.'

'...Why...'

'Because Light likes to be admired. That's another reason why he likes me to be seme.'

Light smiles again and creeps with his fingers in the warm bag he's currently holding.

'...You got me. Here, eat this.'

'This isn't healthy, either...'

'It's the first step to normal food, Ryuzaki.'

'What will you give me when I do it?'

'Uhh...What about more sweets?'

'Watari will get me those.'

'Uhm...You are so spoiled...What about me wearing leather, then?'

'What about allowing me to get a piece of pizza and dipping it in sugar sauce? You don't have to promise me anything about sex. I got you, ri-HMPF'

Light has put a piece of pizza right in L's talking mouth. One that smells terribly like pepper.

'Here, eat it, Ryu.'

'HMF HMWFF FWPPFF, WFT!!!'

'No, you have to eat this. Just try to taste it for me, okay?'

L chews, pulls faces no one ever expected on THAT head, and gulps the whole load through his throat, and feels a strange spice burning his tongue. 'Blegh...'

'Good boy.' Light presses a kiss on L's cheek and eats the rest of the pizza point.

'That tasted...uncomfortable.'

'And what? Spicy? New? Remarkable?'

L tries not to pull faces anymore, but his eyes are wet from the shitload of pepper on it.

'Spicy, new, remarkable and weird.'

'Congrats, Ryu. You just ate a point of delicious Pepperoni Pizza with hot chili sauce. Here, this one is called 'Hawaii.' It has pineapple on it.'

L looks at Light with distrust, but takes the sweet-smelling piece and eats it.

'Not that bad...'

'Nice?'

'Still weird...'

Light pats L on his head.

'Good boy.'

'Don't talk to me like I'm your dog.'

'I will stop if you eat this piece. It's one of my favs, with minced meat and pepper on it. It's not sweet.'

L eats it, and THE FACE immediately appears again. 'Blegh...'

'I like to see your face like that.'

'Sadistic.'

'Sweet.'

'I was in Hawaii once to solve a case. They have so many sugared drinks there...'

'Eat.'

L rolls his eyes again, and ignores Matsuda's giggles.

'Right, right.'

'Liiiight...Can I have a piece toooo....I'm so hungryyyyy...'

'No, Matsuda, you'll have to wait until we are home.'

L finished the pizza.

'You ate it! Well done, I'm proud of you.' Light hugs L and presses another kiss on his cheek.

'You'd stop talking like that if I'd eat this pizza.'

'You're right. But because I knew you'd eat it, I bought this for you.'

Light takes another box out of the bag and hands it to L.

'Ohhh-'

'Cinnamon pizza sticks with sugar sauce. It's sweet, unhealthy, contains a lot of calories and plenty of sugar. All for you, Ryuzaki.'

L looks at Light as if Light just promised him the moon, sun and stars.

'Light...That's so sweet...'

'So sweet your teeth will melt, probably-'

'I meant you.'

Matsuda blushes heavily when the two geniuses move closer and closer, and the rest of the worlds disappear when their lips touch in a kiss-

'YOU TWO!! COME IN!!'

'The rest of the world' appeared to be the Yagami-front-garden.

'Let's get in. Light, I don't have to eat anymore pizza, do I?'

'No, I think you've had enough for today.'

'Oh, I'm glad...'

'Tomorrow we'll start with vegetables.'

'Oh. Right.'

***

'Pizza?! That makes Misa fat!!'

'It doesn't make me fat...'

'You are a stick!!'

L slides a finger over his own belly.

'I'm not...I'm supersexy.'

'?!'

'Everyone tells me...You did too, I remember…'

'Maybe Misa's just jealous!!'

'You...are...jealous? This is weird...'

'You are weird!!'

'That is sexy.'

'Yes, but you are still weird!!'

'And sexy.'

'OMG!!' Misa blushes.

'... I really feel sexy...'

Light jumps in.

'You ARE sexy!! Who wants pizza before it gets cold?!'

'I want!!'

'Me too!!!'

'Here!!'

'Gyaaah, give it!! I want the Hawaii!!'

Light whispers in L's ear and pulls at his hand.

'Come, let's go upstairs...'

Once L and Light are in Light's room, Light closes the door and presses himself against L.

'Ryu...'

'Why did you want me to go here...?' L smiles seductively and runs lips over Light's neck.

'Ahh, I want you so bad...'

L sniffs.

'But you smell...' He stops and takes a step back.

'...?! What?'

'You smell like pizza spices.'

'...? What does that have to do with-'

'Eat something sweet too.'

'...Ryuuuu...'

'You are so horny. Time to learn to control yourself.'

'?! You are not?!'

'I don't like the scent of pizza spices.'

'...You are so mean...'

'Go downstairs, eat some pizza with everyone, eat something sweet, brush your teeth and we'll see.'

'But you ate pizza too!! You shouldn't notice anything!!'

'Is that what you gave me the pizza for?'

'NO!! Yes, partly. But I care about your health too!!'

It's true. Light really does.

'You come with me. I'm chained to you all day long, it may be important to talk to others too.'

'.. Naaah...'

***

'Where were you two?!'

'Upstairs. But it sounded like a better idea to go back here.'

'And what were you planning to do there?!'

'Light planned to have sex. But he smells like pizza spices.'

Light closes his eyes and leans his head to L's shoulder in shame.

'...Ryu...'

'It's the truth.'

Sayu waves.

'Gyaaah!! Have some pizza too!!'

'What will you give me if I eat it?'

'We'll have a pajama party!!'

'Do you want to say that we won't have a pajama party if I don't eat this pizza?'

'Then we'll have one, but you have to sit outside!!'

'Damnit. She's smart...'

'Gyaah, am I smarter than Light?!'

'Apparently.'

'Misa, Misa, have you heard it?! I'm smarter than Light!!'

'Wooooow, how's that possible?!'

'I don't know...'

L chuckles.

'Maybe Light should learn to control his hormones.'

'?'

Misa's gaze glides over Light.

'What does that have to do with-'

Light pulls L away and blushes.

'-That doesn't matter.'

'Oh, and Light, I ate the pizza.'

'You did?! How?'

'Tasting is for 90% smelling. If you pinch your nose closed, you don't taste anything.'

'...Oh...Do you still smell my pizza spices?'

'..No. I'm about to make a very sensual comment. Wanna hear it?'

Matsuda chirps.

'Yes!!'

'I was talking to Light, Matsuda.'

Misa puts her arms around Matsuda.

'Don't be so mean to him, Ryuzaki...You shouldn't treat Matsu like this!!'

'Matsuda was born to be treated like this.'

'Nooo, Matsu is cute too!!'

Sayu hugs Matsuda too.

'Gyaaah, let's hug Matsu!!'

Matsuda begins to blush heavily.

'Uhhh...Misa..? Sayu...?'

L pulls up an invisible eyebrow.

'Matsuda gets what he wants...'

'Yeah, girls don't hug you without a reason....But I will keep him from doing Sayu. She's my little sister, and she's a virgin.'

'How can you be so sure? Maybe you were raped in your sleep when you were eight and wasn't I the one to take your virginity.'

'...? I don't hope so...'

'I don't think so. Don't worry.'

'How can yóu be so sure?'

'You just can't be sure about things like that. Although, it looks very unlikely that you won't wake up while you get raped, unless they drugged you, and in that case it's unlikely that no one noticed anything.'

Matsuda notices something.

'All the pizza is gone!!'

Misa and Sayu follow his gaze.

'Gone?'

'Gone!!'

'That's unlikely too. We probably just ate it.'

'...!!'

Everyone looks at L by that kind of stupid comment.

'Is Ryuzaki autistic or something?!'

'No, I just like to mess with especially Matsuda.'

Sayu jumps up.

'Gyaaah, guess what!! We have an idea!!'

'Who?'

Light rolls his eyes and pushes L.

'...You idiot...'

'Misa and I!! Let's throw a pajama party!!'

'...? Do you want to see mister Yagami in pajamas...?'

'Eww, no...'

Soichiro stands up with a red face.

'Not nice!!'

'But it's also true. I think it's a good idea. What about Truth or Dare?'

'Ohh, right!! Let's do it!!'

'Without mister Yagami.'

'Everyone who's twenty or older isn't welcome!!'

'Well, then. Good luck with playing Truth or Dare with Light, Sayu.'

'Gyaah, why?!'

'Misa is 20, Ryuzaki is 25 and Matsuda is 26.'

'Gyaah!! Now I'm surprised!! I thought you weren't even adults!!'

Sachiko, who was sitting next to Soichiro, blinks.

'Ryuzaki...is...25?'

'Mum? Not again...'

He's 25!! He's 25!! He's an adult!! I'm not a pedophile!! Yeeeeeh, God loves me!! God, God, GOD I LOVE YOU!!

The person who used to call himself 'God' for a while now waves in front of his dear Mum's eyes.

'Mum...Hello...? Are you awake...?'

'She's been acting strange, lately.'

'Let's go upstairs...Ryuzaki, Sayu, Misa, Matsuda and I will go. Dad, could you entertain Watari and Mum for a while?'

'..?'

'Let's go.'

***

'Can I borrow some of your nightwear, Light?'

'Yeah, sure...What do you want? Boxers and a shirt?'

'Light, why do you have a box of tissues at the head of your bed?'

'...? Why do you want to know...?'

'I noticed when I was watching you through surveillance cameras. Just wondering.'

'Simple human needs.'

L leans to Light who's standing half in his closet, and lies a hand on his back.

'? Go on...'

'Sometimes It's flu season and you have to -'

'I meant something else.'

'You are so dirty...'

'You are too. What does that tissue box there?'

'I just used it for...'

'What?'

'That.'

'That?'

'Yes, that.'

'It?'

Light rolls his eyes.

'It.'

'It?'

'Yes, it.'

L pulls up one eyebrow.

'That sucks.'

'?! Why?'

'You don't need any tissues for itching toes.'

'...Itching toes....?'

'I thought you'd use them after doing yourself.'

'That was what I meant...'

'Really? Why don't you use your bed sheets? Just buy yourself new ones afterwards.'

'Not everyone is as rich as you, it's dirty and tissues are simple.'

'That's why I use them too.'

'...'

Light is quiet for a few seconds.

'...You just said you just buy new sheets after that.'

'No, I was just wondering why it's not possible to buy new sheets.'

Light smiles and rolls his eyes.

'I actually haven't done anything like that on my own since I have you, Ryu...'

'Really? Could explain the color of your sheets...'

'...Enough. Here, wear this.'

Light hands L a white shirt and dark-blue shorts.

'Are you going to undress yourself, Ryu-'

Light immediately blushes.

L's eyes have turned sadistically seductive.

He slides his hands down his own chest. He lets a soft moan slip from his mouth when he touches his own nipple through Light's silk shirt, and after a few seconds, it hardens and shines through the soft material. He slips his other hand over his belly and pulls up the shirt, arching his back, and slides his fingers over his own abdomen. He takes off his shirt slowly while licking his upper lip and lets out another soft moan. He throws the shirt at Light, undoes the button of his jeans with another very seductive look in Light's way, and slides one hand down his pants...

'D...damnit, Ryuzaki...Don't look at me like that...'

L's eyes glide over the tent forming in Light's pants.

'You like this very much, don't you, Light?'

'...Are you sure you don't want to do it right now, Ryuzaki...?'

'Yes. But waiting makes it all more intense, boiling and steamy...isn't it...Light?'

'I've been waiting all day long already!!'

'So a little pyama party won't hurt any.' L deepens his already pretty deep and sexy voice, almost a whispered groan.

'Just make me want you more, Light...'

'Argh, damnit!! Stop it!!'

'You don't like it?'

'Stop teasing me like that!!'

'Like...This?'

While looking at Light in a very sexy and dark way, he pulls down the zipper and slowly strips off the jeans, tosses it on the floor and runs a finger over his thigh, and up to the bulge in his boxers, with Light standing only a few feet away, watching every movement...

Light begins to pant and feels himself getting so hard that it becomes painful. 'Y-you...I hate you...'

L's smile turns innocent and happy.

'No, you don't. Give me the pajamas now.'

'N-no, I like you like this...'

'Maybe I just have to come to get them from you...'

L walks at Light, rubs his crotch against Light's and takes the shorts and shirt away from him, walks away again, turns his back to Light and begins to dress himself for the pajama party.

'Hurry up, Light. Watari is waiting outside.'

Light misses the last phrase.

'W- ah- tha-that- was- mean...'

L smirks when he notices the fire-red color of Light's face.

'I like this color on you. Come on, it's your turn...'

Light manages to calm himself, but not enough to pull out his clothes in the same way L did. He almost rips his own clothes off and instead of taking the pajamas, he pulls L down on his back and climbs on top of him, his arms pinning L to the white sheets of his own bed.

'Ryu...I can't wait any longer...'

'You can. It's natural.'

'No, no, I really can't...'

'You can do it, Light...Think about something else.'

Light tries for a second.

'It doesn't work...'

'I will help you. Think about your Mum, Dad, Matsuda, Misa, Watari, Roger, pizza, Aizawa, Mogi, your grandmother...'

Light doesn't listen. He can only look at L's lips moving as he talks, the way he's spread out all over the bed, only wearing very short shorts and a shirt that shows a part of his collarbones, driving Light insane...

Damnit, I'm gonna take him right here. And these boxers are so damn tight...

'Light, get some clothes and get off me, first. We're going to a pajama party, tonight we'll do it, okay?'

Someone knocks on the door.

'Ryuzaki, are you two finally ready?'

'Yes, Watari, you can come in.'

'?! What?!'

Watari enters the room, to find L almost naked with another almost naked boy on top of him, pinning him down, and obviously aroused.

'Those boxers are a bit too tight, aren't they, Yagami?'

'W-what?! Oh, god- Don't look!! I didn't mean to-'

Watari and L glance at each other and smile. 'It's natural.'

'Where are my pajamas?!'

Watari takes the pile of clothes and hands them to Light.

'Here, pull it on.'

'But why is Watari…'

'He just had to make sure you won't do anything while we were undressing. If he hadn't came here, we probably broke the precious tension counting as 'foreplay'.

Light grunts.

'Thanks, Watari. Come, Light. And tonight, no one will walk in. I promise you.'

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A/N: Yesyes. L and Light are getting aroused. And they'll have to wait for a while...I'm so-oh going to France for…Four weeks!!:3 Maybe I'll have access to the internet, maybe not…Maybe I'll have the privacy to update (none of my family members knows what 'seme' or 'uke' means and I don't wanna explain itXD), maybe not. Oh, well. I'll update immediately when I come home!!:D And before that, I have something to ask you…It's not too original to put a Truth-Or-Dare in it, but…If you come up with good questions…;) Would that make me very happy and inspired^^ And you have your own hand in VtYH!! WOW!!8D

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Have a nice day:3 Or actually month^^ I should be back at the end of August at its latest:P Cheeese…:D (or actually 'Fromage'!!XD)