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Histugaya-taicho, by natural reflexes, pushed out of the stranger's muffling hug and away from the stranger's chest.

Pink hair.

Black shinigami, tiny top and knee-length shorts.

An... Toshiro blinked his eyes... eleventh division badge.

The white-haired captain stared for a moment before regaining his senses. Then he stared again. The same wide chocolate eyes twinkled at him. Yachiru?

"Shiro-chaaan!" Yachiru now taller than him, much to his chagrin then gave him another compressing hug. "This is Yachiru-chaaaan!"

He stared once more. "And so I see." Then his attention turned to the green haired woman beside Mastumoto. Thankfully, having Mastumoto as a fukutaicho paid its dues as he was not that surprised to see rather revealing ripped clothes on the green haired woman. Then he took in her cracked arrancar skull and a white sword at her side, then he remembered the tiny other green-haired arrancar he met. Nell Tu?

Nell then approached him with a smile and bowed in a formal Japanese greeting, in which by natural reflexes he bowed back but a little cautiously. "I believe you have met my child form. Allow me to formally introduce myself Histugaya-taicho-san, former tres espada Neliel Tu Odershvank."

An anime-sweat-drop appeared on his head. This was new. An espada and a Yachiru-fukutaicho, and if he recalled correctly, they were on a play date?

As the taicho was still taking in what he saw, Yachiru quickly stuffed herhand into her sleeve as she revealed a "jawbreaker" looking item.

"Kusajishi-fukutaicho, what is-"

"Greeny, there's no time to loose!"

"Yachiru-cha-"

And the females of the room watched as Yachiru stuffed the item in Toshiro's mouth and as the victim swallowed it. Just then, Toshiro had a very bad preminition of a tingling in his body.


"Ichigo!"

The orange haired shinigami turned around just in time for Rukia to sock him in the face. Bullseye.

"THE HELL YOU MIDGIT! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!"

"Have you even heard of half of what is going on?"

"THE... no? What is going on?"


A/N: Toshiro? Is he going to be grown up next?