This chapter was requested by Lupin fan1 (thanks for reviewing). Hope you like it!

Disclaimer: I do not own the Avengers or any of the characters.

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"Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science."-Edwin Powell Hubble

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Dear Bruce,

Did I mention I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster? Yes? Oh well, I guess I just reminded you. Anyways, I think you and I are the only sane ones on this team. I mean two master assassins? An ancient god from a different planet? A man from the 1940s? But you and I know science. We know logic. Yes, I understand you have a very extreme form of multiple personality disorder but who cares. That "other guy" doesn't have to come out and ruin the fun. You and I are science's bitches. So let's bitch.

Sincerely,

Tony

P.S. Iron Man says science. See what I did there? I am a genius.

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Tony does love science. Don't forget to read and review! See ya'll later! ;)