Been a while, but here once again a new letter/'chapter'!
Enjoy!
… Hint: reviews we really do love, and people who don't review…well, picklgirl is going to hunt you down…
Just kidding! But siriusly, we love reviews!~ (Y'all expected that lame pun didn't you?XD)
Dear Sirius,
Now don't be too dramatic. You've survived the first week just fine.
And about me handling everything on top of my Prefect-tasks, well first of all I don't sleep till noon in the weekends and I don't sleep during breaks (and classes!), Sirius.
You will cope just fine, just don't be such a drama queen.
Well, here is my first wise lesson as a tutor for Divination: DO NOT SLEEP DURING CLASS! You git.
Padfoot, are you okay? You're not sick are you? I'm becoming a bit afraid. You're actually praising me! You? YOU have respect for me? Oh god, please, do not tell me you're dying.
And yes, I think it is time we start an intervention for Wormtail and Prongs. Wormtail really is eating too much. I think something is bothering him, maybe because of all the weird rumours going araund in the Wizarding world? And Prongs. Well, it's obvious we've got to do something.
"Evans, just say you want me, and I'll show you heaven in 5 minutes". That's just plain wrong. I really hope it's not a pick-up line from you mister Black! However, we all know you've got a little bit more tact than Prongs, regarding that matter, if I hear that you wrote some of those awful pick-up lines just to crack yourself up to observe how Prongs is getting cursed by Lily, I'm not done with you.
Speaking of interventions. If you keep this up, I'm afraid we'll have to have a serious talk with you too. Now don't act innocent. If for once you would not fool around so much you would actually have plenty of time to study and even sleep as often as you do.
Prongs and Wormtail are saying you're sneaking out of the common room in the evening. And I hate to admit I also see you sneaking off at night.
Is something wrong? Is something bothering you?
Peter claims you're fooling around every night. I really hope that is not true. That would just be wrong.
Well, you don't have to tell us. We're just worried, you know?
God, Sirius! I really have no interest in the Yule Ball. Just give it a rest?
And I think the girls would rather swoon over a flubberwurm. A side from Lily, no girl ever dared to talk to me, or swoon for that matter. Not that I'm complaining. It would just be a hassle.
Sirius please close your mouth, I know I have shocked you just now by saying the ball and dating is a hassle, but think of it like this: more hassles for you (Except for Lily that is, 'cause you know, she can't stand you at all…). And you know I would not even dare to date a girl with my condition.
Sorry, I've got to go, Prefect duties. I've got a feeling my letters are getting shorter.
And I'm really sorry for seeing you guys so little. But I'll promise after a week I'll have more time for you guys.