Yay, school ends in three days! My teachers stopped giving homework, so I'm not very busy anyway.
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The schoolyard was silent. Everyone had already gone home, except for Ino, Deidara. Sasori, Itachi, Hidan, and they didn't know it, but Sai was hiding behind a tree. Ino and Deidara stared at each other, full of hate. Hidan lost patience.
"When's the fucking fight gonna' start?!"
Deidara tried to find the clay, but soon he realized something. "Crap…I forgot the clay, un…"
Ino laughed. "So you already give up? That's ridiculous…" But soon Ino realized something as well. "There's nobody here to back me up…my plan is ruined…" The two stood here in complete silence, until Deidara ran up to Ino and kicked her in the knee.
"What the hell was that?!" Deidara started running.
"Deidara, away!!" Everyone else except for Ino followed. "Come back here, you coward!!" (A/N- Why don't you chase after him, Ino? Who's the coward now?!)
All the others continued to run, but Hidan suddenly stopped. "I hear footsteps…I know you're watching us…" He threw his scythe-thingy at the tree to the right of him. Sai jumped out of nowhere.
"That's dangerous, Hidan…"
"It's you!! I haven't forgotten about yesterday!"
"If you had forgotten about yesterday, I would take you to the doctor thinking you have short-term memory loss."
"Why were you fucking hiding?!"
"I wanted to watch the fight…"
"Screw you, I'm going." Hidan ran back to the Akatsuki hideout. Tobi immediately ran to Hidan.
"Why was Hidan late?"
"None of your fucking business, Tobi."
"Tobi thinks Hidan should stop saying bad words!"
"What make them so fucking bad, anyway?!"
"Uh…" that stumped Tobi, so Hidan had a chance to walk away without him noticing. "Tobi can't think of anything!" Tobi looked around. "Where'd Hidan go?" '
Hidan was walking to his room when Itachi walked up to him. "Pain wants us to have a meeting at his office."
"Why?"
"I don't know, but he says we have to come."
Hidan walked into Pain's office. Sasori, Itachi, and Deidara were also there. Pain started talking, "Well, now that Hidan's here…I have an announcement to make. Only for you four, concerning school."
"What is it?" Hidan asked.
"You don't need to ask that all the time, Hidan. As I was saying…I will not allow you four to go to that school anymore. I told everyone as I was handing out the uniforms that there was to be no fighting. But everyone else will still be going. The school year's almost over with, anyway." Everyone still stood, staring blankly at Pain. "…You all can leave now. That's an order." Everyone left the office. As they were walking, Hidan bothered Deidara.
"This is all your fault, but I don't care. There was some weird person that kept on fucking bothering me there." For once, Deidara didn't comment back.
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Okay, the school part is over! Now things will start getting more romantic! Mwuahahahaha!!
Next time in: "Deidara's Kitty": "Itachi! Don't Die!":
-What's wrong with Itachi?! Oh noes!!
See you next time! –Babs McGoogle