Prompt: Isabela vs. Jack Sparrow
The sky is clear and breeze is salty on the Wounded Coast. It's rather peaceful as they tumble out of the cave filled with venomous spiders and reanimated corpses.
"Get back here! You can't do that!" Isabela doesn't bat an eye at her companions as she runs after the other pirate, cursing the entire time.
"He's getting away!" she shouts and the others try to keep up. Anders waves his staff and casts a healing spell, but it does little to help against the poison ravaging their bodies.
They reach the shore just as the other pirate is rowing out to sea on that leaky little boat he'd rowed in on. Why hadn't it sank yet? Aha! There it goes!
Hawke raises an eyebrow as she watches Isabela rant and rave at man who's currently trying to stop the leak with his hat. "Why that no-good, idiotic, dick-weasely, scruffy-looking..."
Hawke scratches at the wounds the spiders' bites have left on her arm. Treasure indeed.
Isabela is beside herself as she paces against the waves. "He promised me a ship if I helped him!"
"Andraste's tits, woman," grumbles Varric. He too has spider bites and looks a bit green. "You call that a boat?"
Isabela shakes her head. "He said he had a bigger one."
"Oh, for Maker's sake," Hawke says just as Jack Sparrow's head disappears under the water. "Let's get back to Kirkwall. I don't feel so good."
"Sorry," Isabela says as they turn and go. "I wasn't expecting spiders."