BTW...I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE SONGS OR GLEE if i did sam and Mercedes would still be together and sam would have never left. Artie would be able to walk cause lets face it he is one of the best dancers on the show. everyone else would get to sing solos instead of it being the Rachel drama show ,Mercedes would be in almost every episode of season 4 just like Rachel, Kurt, Santana, and and Mercedes would get more scenes and get to sing more duets together cause lets face it their voices together are like way awesome oh and if you love Rachel this story is not for you. Sorry for all of the errors.
Previously on How Will I Know:
"Damn straight Auntie Snixx tought you well bug"
"Remind me why y'all call me bug again"
"Because we think you are the smallest one" said finn
"Of course I'm small to you finny now lets go deal with Rachel i got my vasilean just in case shit popped off and Tana forgot hers"
"Awww you are so sweet bug" said Brittany
"Thanks Brit-Brat now everybody check me for anything red on me because if it is that asshole is gonna get kicked where the sun don't shine" she said as they walked into the choir room to see a small girl with a skirt and knee high socks on...
"Who is this" asked Rachel as everybody walked in the room
"Rachel this is our mini diva and cedes sister amari"said Marley
"What is she doing here this is glee club practice and as co-captain I didn't approve a new member" said Rachel as she crossed her arms
"Hold the hell up you, are the dumb bitch who called me and my momma sluts and talked about my daddy" said Amari as she walked up to Rachel
"Yes I am Rachel Berry now you have to leave because we have business to attend to"
"Oh boo boo I ain't going no where I'm staying my little ass right here because I am the new member and song writer of the new directions and I'm here to stay"
"I am the song writer for the new directions and captain and I did not approve a new member" said Rachel raising her voice
"And when you write the music who always gets the solos?" AJ asked" Exactly and how many other genres can you sing instead of broadway and pop?" she continued when Rachel didn't answer
"That doesn't matter because I can sing better than you"
"And how would you know that you haven't even heard me sing yet"said AJ with a smirk
"Because I am better than everybody in this room"
Amari narrowed her eyes" Berry you have met your match"said Santana
"You thought putting up with sexy mama's divatude was bad this, is the diva in training she has a little bit of Cedes,Satan,Quinn,and Brit" said Puck with a smirk
"Okay guys since everybody is- oh hi are you here to audition for glee club?" asked Schu
"Well-" began Finn
"Yes sir I am" said Amari as she cut Finn off
"one sec Mr,Schu" said Santana as she dragged Amari towards the group "What are you doing?" she whispered
"Beating the thing at her own game so if Im right her song is don't rain on my parade"
"Yeah why"asked Kitty
"Because Im going to sing it as my AUDITION song and I know it word for word"
"OO dis gone be goood"said Britany as she rubbed her hands together
"Ok i gots to record this" said Mercedes and everyone agreed
Auditorium
"I am Amari Jones yes Mercedes Jones sister and I want to audition for glee" as soon as the music started Rachel's eyes were about to pop out of her head
Don't tell me not to live,
Just sit and putter,
Life's candy and the sun's
A ball of butter.
Don't bring around a cloud
To rain on my parade!
Don't tell me not to fly-
I've simply got to.
If someone takes a spill,
It's me and not you.
Who told you you're allowed
To rain on my parade!
I'll march my band out,
I'll beat my drum,
And if I'm fanned out,
Your turn at bat, sir.
At least I didn't fake it.
Hat, sir, I guess I didn't make it!
But whether I'm the rose
Of sheer perfection,
Or freckle on the nose
Of life's complexion,
The cinder or the shiny apple of its eye,
I gotta fly once,
I gotta try once,
Only can die once, right, sir?
Ooh, life is juicy,
Juicy, and you see
I gotta have my bite, sir!
Get ready for me, love,
cause I'm a commer,
I simply gotta march,
My heart's a drummer.
Don't bring around a cloud
To rain on my parade!
I'm gonna live and live now,
Get what I want-I know how,
One roll for the whole show bang,
One throw, that bell will go clang,
Eye on the target and wham
One shot, one gun shot, and BAM
Hey, Rachel Berry,
(The glee club laughted and Rachel Glared)
Here I am!
I'll march my band out,
I will beat my drum,
And if I'm fanned out,
Your turn at bat, sir,
At least I didn't fake it.
Hat, sir, I guess I didn't make it.
Get ready for me, love,
'cause I'm a commer,
I simply gotta march,
My heart's a drummer.
Nobody, no, nobody
Is gonna rain on my parade!
When she finished everybody gave her a standing ovation except for one Rachel berry "Wow that was the best rendition of that song I have ever heard welcome to glee club" said Mr,Schu
"Um hello I have been singing that song since I have had the ability to talk, and that is not the best rendition of the song because you have heard me sing it" said Rachel to Mr,Schu who was still awestruck that such a big voice could come out of someone so small
"Oh my gosh" groaned Sam
"SHUT UP RACHEL Oh my fucking god do you ever get tired of the sound of your own voice, I know I am because you are turning my rainbows grey and making my unicorns sad " yelled Britany and Rachel just stood there dumbfounded
"OMG can you guys please tell her what I mean" said Britany looking at the glee girls
"What she is saying is..."Marley started
"YOU,"said Kitty
"RACHEL"said Uniqe
"BERRY"said Marley
",ARE "said Quinn
"SOOOO"said Britany
"FUCKING "said Santana
"ANNOYING AND A,"said Mercedes
"BRAT"said AJ finished
"Ok guys I think what we are trying to say is yes you are talented..."said Jake
"But your bullying and bitchiness has over powered that and you betta be glad I didn't take yo ass to the carpet " added AJ
"Wow I didn't you guys felt that way and you will be glad to know that I can't perform at Nationals so good luck because you are going to lose without me oh and thanks for everything we are a real "FAMILY" scolded Rachel as she rolled her eyes and crossed her arms
"Oh please don't even go there hobbit" scoffed Santana
"You put all of this on yourself" said Quinn
"Oh please Quinny please enlighten me" Rachel barked
"Lets see you made out with my best friend to get back at me for hooking up with satan WHEN WE WEREN'T EVEN DATING!" fumed Finn
"You sent Sunshine ,one of the best singers I have ever heard, to a crack house. A CRACK HOUSE!" Puck proclaimed
"IT WAS INACTIVE!"yelled Rachel
"You tend to fuck up all of your possible friendships" said Santana
"I do not"
"Oh come on Rachel you constantly put Kurt and Cedes down, you even said it yourself "I prefer fame over friendship" Sam spat
"Yeah well I do"
"Oh we know you do, I thought you had a black dad and a White dad" began Mercedes
"I do"
"Well than why do you only claim one of their cultures"Mercedes finished
"I claim both"
"Oh please Rachel I may not be smart sometimes and I know it but I have watched you and you only claim that your Jewish heritage I bet you only celebrate Hanaka" Britany put in
"She doesn't because she would go to temple with both Hiram and Leroy and I went to church with sexy mama one time and there was Leroy by his self" said Puck
"I bet you can't even sing a Etta James song without fucking it up and the only people who I know who doesn't do that are well almost every girl in glee" said Artie winking at AJ and She blushed back
"did you see that" Santana whispered to puck
" yeah I did" he whispered back smirking
"Ok this should be fun how about this me and Rachel will each sing a Etta james song and you guys see who put in the emotion. How about that?" asked Amari smirking
"You are on next week choir room"said Rachel
"Ok guys this week duets are...
1)Sam&Artie
2)Britany&Santana
3)Ryder&Finn
4)Amari&Mercedes
5)Marley&Jake
6)Kitty&Uniqe
7)Blain&Tina
8)Mike&Lauren
7)Sugar&Joe
9)Puck&Quinn
10)Rachel&Kurt
(did I miss anybody? Rory moved)
Sorry it took so long guys but here it is I hope you enjoy it
The Artri (Artie& Amari) relation ship is in effect
P.S Artie dresses like Kevin does in real life but he keeps his glasses
I will do most of the duets but not all
Remember R&R