Day 10
Russia and Austria were currently having a perfectly normal conversation. Strange, right? Anyway, they were conversing on many subjects, namely the lack of females.
I wonder when Belarus will show up… Russia thought curiously. Not that I want her to, of course, but her disappearance is strange.
Shaking off his confusion, Russia continued to talk.
Somewhere in the background…
Belarus turned to her comrade, Hungary, and grinned. "We have this, as the American's say, in the bag."
Hungary smirked in agreement. "On the count of three… one… two… three!"
The girls leapt out, Hungary slid around until she held Austria fast, and Belarus tackled Russia at just the right angle so he would crash into Austria. Hungary quickly released Austria so that Russia considerable weight would bowl them over. As they lay on top of each other, stunned, Belarus wasted no time in pushing Russia's head down.
The shocked countries' lips met in a kiss. Hungary whipped out the Hungarian Awesome Camera of Awesomeness© (blame Prussia) and snapped off at least enough pictures to fill half of the memory card.
Hungary and Belarus skipped away, arm in arm, as the two violated countries jumped apart, fire-engine red.
AN: This pairing is so... creepy. I feel weird about pairing Russia with Austria, even in jest.