You should officially love me. Like the meter bar on 'relationship' should be 100 on top and 72 on the bottom. Ok lol no, but in order to get that you must play the Sims 2.

Ummmm Bg music:Death Cab for Cutie: Transatlanticism

BGM IX-XXII-0VIII(9-22-08): Danny Elfman- Augustus Gloop

-x-x-x- Official Gummi Hangar that Never Was ( what the hell is your problem Mansex? 'that Never Was' this and 'that Never Was' that! Dl)-x-x-x-

"Here you go guys," Lexaeus said, lifting the kids up and putting them into the ship.

After Luxord was in, He himself got in to the ship so he could buckle them all in and take off to the dreaded Ikea.

The order of the 4 toddlers was, from left to right, Zexion, Luxord, Saïx, and Marluxia.

"Please don't make a mess of the ship, guys… If you do, I will have to clean it." Lexaeus told them, as they left their not so beloved Castle that Never Was and the World that Never Was.

His reply was mixed versions of 'ok' from each boy.

After a while, Saïx & Marluxia were having an odd conversation ("Daisies?" No." Wiwwies?" …No."How about tiger wiwwies?" NO."), and Luxord was entertaining Zexion by making silly faces and hiding behind cards.

About 10 minutes later, Mar & Saï, were fighting, verbally.

"NO! NO TOOWIPS!!"WHY DO YOOS HATE FOWERS?!"NOS! STOP TALKING BOUT DEM!!" WHY?? I WUV FOW-"Zexion was beginning to look rather worried, since both him and Luxord had took notice of the fight.

Zexion was what caused Marluxia's interruption.

"Pease stop…" He said, rather quietly at that.

Both Saïx and Marls somehow managed to hear him.

"Sorry Zeku!!" Marly squealed, before unbuckling himself.

He toddled over to Zexion, sat next to him, and began to cuddle with him.

"So sorrys…" He said softly.

Zekushion grinned a very, very small smile and began to hug back.

-x-x-x-

"We are here." Lexaeus said, getting out of the gummi.

He opened the back door (It's a Van gummi :l) only to find all four toddlers snuggling in the back.

-x-x-x-

"Even if this does make it easier for me to unbuckle you guys and get you out…That was still a very unsafe thing to do. So never do that again, or else…I'll ground you?" Lexaeus wasn't sure how to handle a situation like this.

He helped all four out, Saïx and Marluxia walking, while Lexaeus carried Zexion and Luxord.

BGM: The Killers- Sam's Town (Abbey Road Version)9:20 PM

X-x-X

xXx Lex POV xXx

(A/n: Quick question…why does nobody seem to love Luxord or Lexaeus? I mean seriously, just because Lex looks like a big oaf doesn't mean he doesn't have feelings! ;A; and Luxy! I thought EVERYBODY would love him because he's British! …No, that's not the only reason I love him. But still, they need more love ;-;

Oh, and watch out. Thar be some Reno ahead lD )

We walked into the huge store, and we all looked around.

I heard Zexion babbling about some random nonsense as we searched for a cart.

When we found one, I put all four children into the cart, before I maneuvered us elsewhere.

"Lexy…?" Saïx asked, tugging at my shirt sleeve.

"Yes?"

"Can we gets one of dose?" He asked, pointing towards another cart, that had a huge 'car' in it.

"Yuh! Yuh! Less get that wun!!" Marluxia squealed, trying to climb out the cart.

"Hey, sit down!" I ordered, and both quieted and did as told.

I was about to continue on, but I glanced at Luxord and Zexion, which I realized was a very bad idea.

They were both pouting and giving me Bambi eyes, silently begging to get the cart that Saïx pointed out.

We stared at each other for a few moments, before I finally broke.

"Ok, you win, we'll use that cart."

They began cheering, and Saïx actually hugged both Luxord and Zexion, surprising the other four of us.

I lifted them out and put them in the four seats of the 'car'.

The one good thing about this is that there will now be more room to put stuff in the cart.

I buckled them in quickly, and Marluxia and Zexion were entranced in honking the squeaky horn that was in front of Saïx.

"Bee' bee' bee'!!" Giggled Zexion, causing me to smile and chuckle at their playfulness.

At least they're getting along, thank God.

"So…where to first?" I asked them, but didn't receive an answer because they were having to much fun either pretending to steer.

Unfortunately, the other three discovered that they too, had steering wheels and horns in front of their seats…meaning that there was nonstop squeaking, giving me an instant headache.

I decided to head to the clothes and shoes department first, seeing as they were all in dire need of those.

On the way there, we passed the entertainment and music section, which is when Zexion really began to act up.

"MEHHHH!" He whined reaching his hands out to the CD's.

"KILLAH! KILLAH!" He yelled, successfully managing to fall out of the cart.

"Ah! Zexion!!" I panicked and immediately ran over to see if he was ok or if he was crying, but he wasn't.

I was sure he was going to, but he didn't. All he got was a bruise on his knees, but that's not the point.

As soon as he hit the ground, he stood up on his two feet and struggled to walk over to a certain section of music, leaving me and the others thoroughly confused.

Once he reached his destination (it took like 30 seconds, which contrary to popular belief, is a long time), he grabbed a CD, and dropped down to the ground, his legs outstretched, and hugged the CD's to himself, him smiling and his eyes closed in pride and success.

"Yay! Zeku walky walky!" Marluxia screeched after a moment of silence, and began to clap.

The other two began to slowly clap as well, and Zexion giggled as he opened one eye and smiled a semi-toothy grin.

"So you can read, huh…? The Killers and…Franz Ferdinand?" I examined the CD's.

Zexion looked at me with a blank expression.

"Oh wait, I get it. You recognized the cover of the CD's and knew what band it was, didn't you?" I smiled, patting his head. "Smart-alek." I said with a smirk, before picking him and his CD's up and putting him back into the cart.

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BGM; FF7 soundtrack- Don of the Slums (Don Corneo's theme xD I love the song for some strange reason, more than all the chocobo themes and the turk's theme, and that's sayin something! Why am I obsessed w/ background music all of a sudden?)

We made it to the clothes department, and I set them off to pick out their own clothes.

When they all came back with clothes that were either way too big or way too small, I thought It'd be best if I just went with them to find correct sizes.

After a long period of time, we managed to get everything together, including shoes.

Luxord got a lot of yellow and green stuff, with flashing shoes that had Spiderman on them.

Saïx got an assortment of blues and tans, tons of stuff with rubber ducks on them. The shoes that he wanted were girl shoes that had sailor moon on them; naturally, I refused and managed to persuade him to want to get shoes with power rangers on them. I had to mention that the power rangers mainly saved ducks at night on full moons though.

Zexion went crazy when he saw that Ikea did in fact have merchandise for the show 'The Soup' and zombie stuff. So, he got tons of blacks, purples, and neutral colors, with the exception of anything 'Soup' related, which was yellow and blue, plus random chocobo shirts and pants. His shoes had fish on them, probably to make Demyx happy, and they also flashed.

Marluxia was no surprise, pink, pink, and more pink.

Oh yes, some flowers. He seemed to take the same route as Zexion, and chose some light blue to indicate as ice probably for Vexen; it seems I have seriously underestimated their intelligence. His shoes flashed as well, and had a small garden patterned on them.

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BGM: White Stripes- Blue Orchid (I'm using the divide lines as excuses to put the BGM up xD)

I took us towards the necessity aisle, the aisle with diapers and such.

I didn't really know if any of them were toilet-trained or not, so I just got a whole bunch of those 'big boy pants'. I got those 'diaper underwear' for Saïx. Just in case.

"Bankee! Bankee!" Screeched Zexion, and he was holding his hand out towards a whole rack of blankets and stuffed animals.

"Oh yes, I do believe you guys would like some?" I asked them, and they all nodded vigorously, getting out of the car and running to choose they're blankets and plushies.

The blankets they all chose all ended up to be flannel; Zexion's had a blue background and a great big yellow chocobo on it, running.

Luxord's was Pirate's of the Caribbean, and Saïx's had a huge moon on it, and a few wolves.

I don't really think I need to say what Marlu's had on his…

Unfortunately, they wouldn't take no as an answer; they refused to go home with only one stuffed animal.

Zexion wanted several squishy chocobos, in several different colors, and a couple fish and monkeys.

Marluxia grabbed several squishy flowers and other girly stuff.

Luxord chose piratey stuff, and race cars and just…whatever.

Saïx chose hearts and moons; go figure. (A/n: can you tell I'm getting lazy?-sigh-)

Just to summarize all the other stuff we bought, we bought movies (Wayne's World, American Werewolf in London, the Secret Garden and PotC 1-3), toys and other necessary stuff.

At the checkout counter, the lady just gave us weird looks, as the four toddlers attacked the candy stand, grabbing as much as they could.

"Wexy!" Whined Zexion, and I turned to him. "Yes, Zex?"

"Book! Book!" He looked like a kicked puppy, and I realized that I had neglected to get books.

I was about to suggest going with him to get the books, but the clerk gave me an evil look.

"Ok, um, just hurry and go get some, ok?" I told him, and he grinned and waddled off.

After paying for all of the stuff I put the three into the cart and left the store, but not before getting thoroughly lost. Ikea is hell.

"Finally, we can go," I moaned, as I buckled them into the gummi, and put the items into the trunk.

As we flew back to the World that Never Was and the Castle that Never Was, the kids seemed to have trouble getting Zexion's attention or something, they kept saying, "Zeku! Zeku!" over and over again.

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BGM: Hard Day's Night- the Beatles

XxX Dinner XxX

"I trust the shopping went well, V?" Asked Superior.

"Yes, quite. Saïx was sure to get things be you and he like. It seems that they somehow manage to remember things like that…" I explained, and Superior smiled.

Glancing around, I spotted Luxord being played with by Xigbar and Xaldin; All three now had mashed potatoes on their faces, and were happily laughing together.

Maybe this was a good mistake, maybe…It'd be good for the Organization to go through raising them.

Marluxia was messing with Vexen, as usual. He kept yanking his hair and such, sticking food up his nose, etc.

Saïx was currently silently eating his peas with his fingers, every now and then looking up at Xemnas, who smiled back down at him and said random things to him, causing Saïx to smile.

"H-hey, Lexy?" Demyx began to poke me.

"Yes?"

"Um…Where's Zexion?"

Silence.

Everyone seemed to be listening intently now.

Thinking back, I realized that I had done the worst thing possible.

"SHIT. Holy shit! I…I left him at Ikea!"

Demyx and Superior nearly died right then.

"WHAT?!" Demyx screamed, panicking.

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BGM- Plain White T's- Hate (I really don't like you)

"I…He…He was complaining about how I neglected to get him books, so I told him to go get some when the checkout clerk told me I couldn't leave during checkout…Oh God! I can't believe I forgot him! I'm such a dumbass, the kids kept saying Zexion's name too, probably signaling to me that we were missing him!" I explained, wanting to kill myself right then and there.

"We have to get him, NOW," Screamed Superior, and everyone hurriedly stood up.

"I will watch the children, I suppose, while all you go." Larxene suggested, and everyone gave her a blank look.

"WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'LL KILL THEM!?" She snarled.

"Fine, fine, XII, you can watch them, everyone else let's go NOW!" And we all left through portals back to Ikea.

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BGM- Queen- Bohemian Rhapsody

XxX 3rd POV XxX

"ZEXION?!"

"Zexion!"

"Hey, Zex, man, where are you little buddy?!"

"ZEKU WHERE ARE YOU!!"

Everybody was panicking and yelling and running around searching for the small purple headed boy.

Everyone eventually split up and searched in places that they were fond of, ie: Xigbar, the weapon section.

It seems only Demyx was smart enough to search in the book section, but unfortunately, Zexion was not there.

About 2 hours later of searching, all 8 Organization members met back up near the furniture section, all panting with sore throats.

"Ohhhh my God…" Xemnas moaned, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"W-wait, what's…that?" Asked Axel, pointing over to one of those big poofy and fancy beds that are all made up in the stores.

He had noticed that there was a huge lump in one of them.

They all rushed over to it, finally finding what they had been searching for, for the past 2 ½ hours.

Zexion was curled up in a little ball, hugging several books to his chest, asleep.

The small boy even managed to tuck himself in somehow.

"Not even I can do that," Xigbar said, looking rather impressed.

Demyx looked as clappy as a ham, and that's about as happy as you can get.

He hastily, but carefully, crawled onto the bed and held Zexion close to him, looking about to cry tears of happiness.

"Don't scare me like that, ever again!" He whispered, smiling into Zexion's hair.

The small Schemer mumbled something in his sleep, and everyone thought it best to just leave Dem and Zex alone for the time being; they could portal back when they were ready.

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yea, I got real lazy…

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