I have to admit. Out of all the chapters, I favor this one. You'll figure it out soon.

So onto a bit about my life. My boyfriend gave me a Promise Ring :DDDD well of course it wasn't a scene out of Shadow Prince but it was touching all the same. I love it. I kind of want to name it just to be weird but I can't think of a name... lol well anyway, enough of my rambling. This chapter is pretty kickass and I thought it was funny so I hope you guys think so too. Onto further adeu...

Dedications: ILuvHikaruAndKaoru, a but of slytherin, Meerkat,Stalker, Verbally Dangerous, Tori Sohma, reachgirlphilippines, southern-punk, HeadstrongNozomi

Dedicated to: Crackerfang

Chapter 10:

The next day everyone was in the Great Hall.

Tamaki was sitting with the lovely ladies of Beauxbaton's Academy as they spoke fluent French as much as their heart desired.

Kyoya was falling asleep on Draco who was falling asleep on Kyoya. Apparently they had a mission of some sort. "Kill the filthy Mudblood" there was more curse words in it but let's just leave it that for the young children.

Hikaru and Kaoru were taking small candies and bouncing them on the table to see if they could get it in each other's mouths (that's what she said) and they actually got it in (she said that too).

Fred and George were sitting next to Harry who continued rambling long after anybody stopped listening. "So then my father, my dead father, I don't have a father, he passed away with my mother. Did I mention my parents died? Angst..."

Haruhi was talking to Cho and she isn't very interesting so no one cares.

Honey and Mori were sitting there, Honey was grinning ear to ear because he figured he had a 50/50 chance of getting in the tournament since him and Mori were the only ones of age.

Little did he know everyone but Haruhi somehow entered anyway.

"Everyone." Dumbledore announced and everyone suddenly sat up, awaiting the news about the Quad-Wizard Tournament. "The cup is ready so will everyone please settle down. It is time to decide."

Everyone leaned in anxiously wondering who would be picked.

"From Beauxbaton's Academy... Fleur Delacour!" She smiled happily and was brought to the side. "Durmstrang... Viktor Krum!" Again, cheers and he walked over. "From Hogwarts... Cedric Diggory!"

"WHOO! I TOLD YOU! SEVENTEEN FO' EVAAA!" He started to skip over then randomly became calm and collected with a very handsome smile.

"Finally... From Ouran Academy... Erm... Am I reading this correctly..." Snape walked over and examined it. Once he read it he gained a confused glance. He then nodded slowly. "Uhm.. It seems that Ouran's champion is.. The Magical Wall...?" Tamaki flew up and hugged the wall. It was actually a slab of the wall about 4 feet wide and 6 feet tall. It even had arms and legs.

"I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT MAGICAL WALL!" Tamaki cooed and the wall hugged him back.

"Thank you Tamaki. You're the only one that notices me." It then wobbled to the front and Kaoru stood angrily.

"THAT ISN'T FAIR! HE ISN'T EVEN FROM OUR SCHOOL!" He said angrily and the rest of the host club stood up and started yelling. Well, aside from Tamaki who was too happy.

"I do admit it is of strange circumstance." Dumbledore agreed. "But if you don't follow through with this task, you will die." He said gravely and they stopped yelling for a minute.

"HE'S A WALL FOR CHRISTSAKE!" Kyoya yelled. "HE'S LITERALLY NOT EVEN ALIVE! YOU CAN'T BE MORE DEAD THAN HIM!" The wall then looked horribly offended. How it looked offended... I have no idea.

"I HAVE FEELINGS!" He retorted angrily. The Cup spit out another name and Dumbledore with a very confused expression grabbed it and turned to Slytherin.

"It seems that the cup has also given me another name from the school..." Dumbledore then looked over the students.

"Well the wall shouldn't even be in the tournament! He doesn't go to the school so he should be kicked out or not count at all!" Hikaru countered and the wall slumped and Tamaki stood up and pointed.

"HOW DARE YOU! APOLOGIZE!" He yelled and Hikaru flipped him off.

"The next candidate is... Kaoru Hitachiin." Dumbledore glared at Kaoru since he was underage and Kaoru dropped his fork.

Honey pouted and flipped the table over in a fit of rage.

"Oh god why!" The Hufflepuffs cried in anguish and Mori just laid there emotionlessly.

"HE ISN'T SEVENTEEN! HE'S SIXTEEN!" Honey pointed out fuming. Everyone was pretty surprised being how Honey was so quiet all of the time.

"Kaoru..." Hikaru whispered with wide eyes as Kaoru's jaw clenched. Of course they entered their names but Hikaru didn't think that Kaoru's name would be picked.

"Can I give this to Honey-Senpai. I'm really not qualified-" Draco pushed Kaoru off of the bench and glared at him.

"Just go." He hissed and Kaoru gulped and walked to the side of Dumbledore and gave a nervous smile.

"Unfair! That school has two champions!" Igor Karkaroff exclaimed and Kaoru glared.

"The wall is not from my school. If anything, it's from Hogwarts." Kaoru argued but no one paid attention to him.

"Yes, zis is very unfair." Madam Maxime argued and Kaoru did a face-palm.

"Well, I can totally assure you that this won't happen again. ESPECIALLY tonight. Cause hey, there is no possible way for that to happen twice in one night. That is just ridiculous don't you think? But it's okay. We have a wall. We're perfectly fine because there is just simply no way for it to happen a second time in one night." Dumbledore smiled and the cup flared up again and the piece of paper landed on his head and Dumbledore slowly reached up and looked at the paper.

"GOD DAMN IT HARRY WHAT THE HELL!" He shouted and Harry looked sullen and slowly walked over and stood next to Kaoru.

"NOW YOU HAVE THIS AGAIN! WHAT THE HELL! PICK TWO MORE FROM OUR SCHOOLS THEN!" Igor shouted and Dumbledore tried to reason with them and Harry and Kaoru walked out of the room.

"Oh look, it's little kiddies." Cedric cooed.

"We are fine. We don't need 'ou to get us anyzing." Fleur said with a smile and Harry and Kaoru exchanged confused glances.

"We're in the damned tournament." Kaoru said bluntly and their eyes widened.

...

"Kaoru, how did you get in?" Fred asked while he cupped Kaoru's face which seemed very sad.

"AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT FOLLOWS THE RULES?" Haruhi yelled at the rest of the host club.

"You're just sour because technically Kaoru is from Slytherin. That means every house has a champion but Ravenclaw." Hikaru said with a smirk. Kaoru and Fred looked at them, shook their heads and went back to their loving gaze.

"I don't know... By the way Fred... That's what she said." Kaoru said innocently and smiled. Fred looked confused but smiled and kissed Kaoru. "I don't want to be in the tournament. I just entered because I was positive I wouldn't get in. This isn't fun at all..."

"I know. Come on, lets go for a walk..."

...

"PDA!" Umbridge yelled as Kaoru and Fred were holding hands. They looked at each other confused because not even 3 inches away, was there a couple making out with their tongues showing quite obviously. In fact, they were even leaning on Kaoru for support and it was kind of gross.

"Are you serious aright now?" Fred asked incredulously as he shoved the couple off of Kaoru and they fell on the floor and cooed

"Mmm even better..." And went back to making out.

"Ten points from Gryffindor and Slytherin!" She said with a smile and Filch walked over.

"These kids botherin' ya?" He asked and Fred smiled and leaned in to Kaoru's ear.

"Filch uses attract again." He whispered to the now giggling Kaoru.

"Go away." Umbridge said and then stormed off and Filch looked pretty mad.

"Umbridge flees. Filch uses self destruct. It's super effective." With that, Kaoru and Fred walked passed Filch laughing hysterically. Filch however, looked very confused and wondered off to see if he could accidentally, cough cough, bump into Umbridge somehow.

...

"Honey, I'm sorry. I didn't even think they would accept me." Kaoru said honestly as he stood next to the glowing Honey who didn't even bother to look his way. Fred stood next to him as they held hands. In Kaoru's free hand was a cake that Honey didn't notice since he was trying to ignore Kaoru. "Honey... Honey... Honeeeyyyyyyyyyy."

"I'm not talking to you!" Honey huffed angrily.

"Not even if I give you this... Wonderful cake?" Kaoru placed the cake on the table and Honey glanced at it, then at the table, cake, table, cake, table.

"I'M SORRY KAORU-CHAN! I WAS SO MEAN! I WAS JUST SO SAD! I WANTED TO GO INTO THE TOURNAMENT AND I WAS SO EXTERMELY MEAN AND YOU'RE SO NICE AND THANK YOU!" He said happily and Kaoru hugged him back and Honey went to eat the cake and Kaoru smiled happily at Fred who chuckled.

...

"Oh my god Hikaru. What the hell is with your hair? It's everywhere." Kaoru pointed out and Hikaru tried to flatten it and George looked away innocently.

"Hey Ron." George called to Ron, who was surprisingly alone without Tamaki and glaring at everything. "What's up?"

"Nothing." Ron muttered. "Just dandy. It's okay. I'm fine."

"... Okay so clearly you aren't. What's going on?" George asked and Fred looked up to see his brother's concerns. Or to poke fun at him. Whatever one was good for that particular moment in time.

"Nothing. I'm just mad at Harry and I have no idea where Tamaki is. Probably making out with the stupid wall for all I care." Ron said with a hint of anger and sarcasm.

"Awww Ickle Ronniekins has a crush!" Fred and George cooed in unison.

"I do not!" Ron's ears and cheeks turned bright red at the though. "I'm glad he isn't here, all he did was hit me with inanimate objects. Now he would probably hit me with the wall..."

"Is that a metaphor for your love. Shattered by the wall, it was slammed in-between you two?" Fred asked with an eyebrow raised.

"Or is it a metaphor for him slamming you into the wall and making sweet love?" George added and Ron simply looked horrified at both statements and shook his head and stormed off.

"Hey Kyoya!" Hikaru called and Kyoya looked over with a raised eyebrow. "Are you dating Malfoy? He's kind of an overlarge douche bag ignorant piece of crap but he's pretty hot and I think you two would get along."

"You realize I'm standing right next to him, you sod." Draco said with a glare and Hikaru continued to ignore him.

"Yeah yeah. So are you?" Kyoya and Draco simultaneously shook their heads and walked away probably using the same motions. At this, Hikaru turned to the rest of the group with a wide smirk. "I give it a week."

"Two days, tops." George butted in and Hikaru had to agree.

You know the drill by now.

Review.

Funniest part?

What should I name my ring?

Is there any thats what she said joke that i didn't catch (that wasn't perverted to begin with)?