(Joshua, Loli and J.H Sat around the table playing Go Fish)
Joshua: Got any fives?
Loli: Go Fish...
J.H: Guys... The lights on...
Loli: WELCOME! To another episode of "Interviewing the OC's and AU's!" Today we will be meeting Dark-Experiment 640's OC: Dark! Go get him J.H!
J.H: ME?
Loli: Yes now go before we call Razor!
J.H: OKAY!
(J.H runs backstage and returns with an Orange experiment wearing Titanium Boots with a sword strapped to his back and a metal hand. For some reason the experiment had several gorgeous women with him in bikini's)
J.H: Tell me again why there are bikini girls with you?
Dark: I'm celebrity! These kinds of things are necessary!
J.H: Whatever...
(They all sit down, except for the Bikini girls who walk off after Dark dismisses them)
Loli: Welcome Dark! Or should I say Captain Dark?
Dark: Just Dark thanks...
Joshua: Nice to meet you mate.
(Darks eye flashes red as he smiles)
Dark: Thanks for the warm welcome, and it's nice to meet you
Joshua: Why did your eye flash red?
Dark: It does that whenever I'm happy, or sad, or angry or any emotion at all!
Joshua: So the only way we can stop the goddamn flashin is if we turn you into a vegetable?
Dark: basically, yeah
Joshua: Excuse me...
(Joshua walks off and comes back in wheeling the machine used in Rocky and Bullwinkle that was used to turn the agents into vegetables)
Loli: Where did you get that?
Joshua: The prop room! I also found The Lost Diadem from Harry Potter, Darth Vader's Head and stale Muffins!
Loli: Nice... Now put the machine back!
Joshua: But...
Loli: NO BUTS!
(Head down, Joshua wheels the machine away)
Dark: Is he always like that?
J.H: Sadly... Yes...
(Joshua enters again and sits down)
Loli: Now, What is your job?
Dark: I am the captain of the BoB!
Joshua: Bob?
Dark: Big Orange Battleship
Joshua: Ah
Loli: What are you powers?
Dark: Well, I can control the elements...
Joshua: What is with everyone controlling the elements?
Dark: I honestly don't know...
Loli: How many missions have you had?
Dark: I'm at around... 8... on the latest one I met my cousin Thal and A light red Experiment Rose. Also I got acquainted with AnSlah's army.
Joshua: Meaning...
Dark: I blew them up...
Loli: Nice.
Joshua: How did you meet Rose?
Dark: Well, on my eighth mission I heard screaming from a house and found Rose tied to these oil drums with a timer. I then untied her and carried her out of the house before it exploded.
Joshua: Did you fondle her cupcakes?
(Darks metal hand came into contact with Joshua's face and sent him flying into the wall)
Joshua: FWAAAAaaaaaa...
(Dark pats the dust from his hand and snapped his fingers. One of the Bikini girls walked up with a pitcher of lemonade and poured him a glass)
Loli: Can I have some?
(The bikini girl hisses and bares her fangs, her face contorts into a demon face as a forked tongue folds out)
Loli: OKAY, OKAY KEEP IT!
(The bikini girl turns sweet and beautiful again and walks off, swinging her hips)
J.H: What the BEEP just happened?
Dark: Velocer-Bikini-Girl! Get a pack for 20 thousand credz!
(Joshua appeared in his chair with a fist print in his face)
Joshua: Credz?
Dark: It's the currency for most planets...
Joshua: Ah...
(Loli reaches over and punches Joshua in the back of the head, causing the dent in his face to disappear)
Loli: What's your favourite weapon?
Dark: That would be my sword!
Joshua: I got a sword too, wanna go out back?
Dark: That sounded so dirty...
Loli: We have to go now, thank you for coming Dark
Dark: No problem, COME SERVENT GIRLS!
(He walks out with the girls)
Loli: This has been another episode of "Interviewing the OC's a d AU's!"
WHO ARE YOU? Character Bio's
Dark: is an Orange experiment with the ability to control the elements! He has a sword, diamond boots, his left eye flashes red when he has an emotion and also has a metal hand. For more info, message Dark-Experiment 640 for I am lazy!