Luka's POV
"Land ho!" yelled Usopp from the Birdnest. Yeppie! An island! I can't wait!
Ace pointed to Usopp and chuckled, elbowing Marco. "What?" I asked them. Maybe they were talking about...meat? Or Seakings? Usopp's long nose? Unicorn? Sparkles? Ace looked from me to Marco, and dropped on the ground laughing. "What's so funny?"
"He's high on laughing gas," muttered Marco.
"Laughing gas? I want some!"
"Hell. No."
"Why not?" I asked with wide eyes.
Marco pointed at Ace, who was still rolling on the ground. It must smell really good. "You really want to be like that?"
"Yep," my answer was plain and simple. Course I wanted to be like my big brother. No, not like, but better! He sighed, and muttered something in his hand. "Oh! Look there's the island!"
I could see the shoreland, it was only like...3 feet away? Nah...I forgot the zero; 30 feet away. I started jumping up and down. I couldn't wait to get to the island.
Thatch came up behind us, pointing Marco. "Just time, you better not leave Ace on the boat."
Oh! I wonder what would happen. It would be so funny.
"Mar-jay!" Ace called from behind; it was the nickname Ace calls Marco; wonder why. I guess the laughing gas wore off. "Let me ride you." I turned and saw Nami gasp, blushing, and giggling. What was so wrong about riding someone?
"Me too!" I added quickly. We both gave Marco puppy eyes and he say yes! This was going to be an awesome piggy back ride!
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HE TURNED INTO A BIRD! FLAMEY BIRD! AWESOME! ...No more pineapple hair...
"Get on," he ordered. Me and Ace obeyed.
Usopp turned to Nami, "See, I told you. Ace wasn't fucking anyone."
Fucking...?
"Wait, Luka-sama leaving?!" asked Sanji in deflated mode.
"Come back soon! This town has marines all over the streets! And Marco and Ace...disguised yourselves! If you get caught, we ain't busting you out!" Nami yelled as Marco took off.
We were in the fly, getting farther and farther away from the ship. It was amazing! I groom my fingers in Marco's feathers; while with my other hand I reached up into the air. "Luka, did you hear anything she say?" Ace asked.
"Hm...Nope!"
"Me neither. Must not have been important," he finally said.
"This is so awesome! Thanks Birdy!"
"Even Luka's calling me Birdy..." Marco muttered. What's wrong with birdy?
"YOU FORGOT YOUR OLD PAL THATCH!" yelled Awesome hair dude. He was like an ant from up here; jumping up and down.
"You are not my pal..." muttered Birdy.
"SO ACE'S YOUR PAL?"
"Hell NO!" Me and Ace were laughing our butts off.
"I SEE HOW IT IS! I SEE!"
"GET YOUR EYES CHECKED!" Marco yelled.
"WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO YOU?! HUH? YOU'RE NOT MY PAL!"
"I NEVER WA-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP! IDIOTS! DO YOU REALLY WANT THE MARINES TO KNOW WE ARE HERE? THEY PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW WE ARE COMING, ASSHOLES!" Nami yelled.
"Nami cursed!" I pointed.
"She's gonna get in trouble!" added Ace.
"Potty mouth!" gasped Thatch
"IDIOTS! ALL OF YOU!" yelled Nami.
"Nami-swan~! When ever I'm in your sight, I'm th-"
"Shut it, Prince of Stupid," insulted Zoro.
"Are they fighting down there?" Ace asked me. I nodded my head. Down below us, Merry held a dust-ball with blond and green. They are fighting without me; pout.
Ace's POV
I'm away from my dearies...Seakinging, please wait, I will be back~!
"Ace, what are you doing?" asked my cute adorable sister.
"Waving goodbye to my babies."
She just stared, and looked down at the water. She leaned, peering farther downward. Her grip on Marco loosing...and she was ABOUT TO FALL OFF! NO! AND MY BABIES ARE DOWN THERE! SHE WILL BE EATEN! I CAN'T EVEN BLAME MARCO! Well...I could see he had slipper feathers...
I pulled her arm in my direction, getting her back on the bird-creature. Since I was pulling her...I didn't have grip on Marco...I fell. DAMN MARCO'S SLIPPERY FEATHERS! I WILL GET MY REVENGE!
Bye bye Luka! I leave you everything in my will!
Hello babies! Momma's back!
I plunged downward. I was going down with the fishes, wasn't I. that was the second time this week; a record in my book. At least I saved my sister...wait...she was left alone with Marco...that pervert! SHE AIN'T SAVE! SHE'S FAR FROM IT!
My back hit...wood? I heard shouting, and seen some yellow hair...was this heaven?
"Ace! Get the fuck up!" yelled the yellow-haired angel. Hands grabbed me from all ends, hosting me up.
"No..." I took a deep breath, "I'm tire..." *snore*
Hands dropped my body on the ground.
Sorry for the late update; I'm scrambling my mind for any thing else because it's ending soon. I tried getting enough lines in there for humor, and some nice stuff for our favorite couple. Plus more lines for the crew since I've been majorly focusing on Ace, Thatch (humor pair), and Luka and Marco (romance...kinda).In the last part, he didn't die, he landed on the ship.
Also, I had a refresher on what Thatch looks like. Turns out, he isn't blond; but since I already made joke, I'm sticking with it.
Lover's Red Rose: That's a pretty good answer. He's whack out of his head. Good thing there isn't any sweets around.
annah300: Good~! Hope you 'loved' this chapter too! Thanks for reviewing!
Morwyn K: Yay! We have a winner in this corner! I just love Ace and his foolishness (which shines a lot in this story). Thanks for reviewing!
EpicAsianOrangeTiger26: Whenever I seen Thatch, his hairdo reminds me of a chicken for some weird reason; guess I'm the only one. At least he thinks she has a slim figure...but that would also have to account for her chest area, then he would be running. See ya later ace!
TheBlackSeaReaper: That much?! Wow, I never had that reaction before. Thanks for reviewing :)
vskylight: And my other chapters ain't funny? (jk lol) Thanks for reviewing.
Chibi y Hina: Marco owes Zoro a lot of sake by the time this story ends. Sanji...maybe its the shoes? Yes, retain from giving Ace anything sweet..or else... I couldn't really find much of a insert for Thatch, so hopfully this chapter covers some of it. I'm not big on fight scenes, plus we don't want our two favorite male leads trying to kill each other...or do we? I know it was short, but I can't really think of much to it to be longer. Thanks for reviewing.