Howdy! Sorry, school. Please enjoy this chapter. Read bottom after that. THX!
I woke up the next morning with a strange feeling. Like a dehydrated feeling, but weirder. I didn't like it. I looked to see if Axel was still beside me. Sadly, there was just a long stack of pillows. Why do I do that? Habit? Maybe I'm just weird.
Then suddenly, I was very disappointed. Awweh, none of that was real! I cried a minute, so very disappointed. That's what it was. Disappointment.
After I dried my tears, I got all ready for the day with a shower and all that jazz.
Then, it came. Into my bathroom came a wafting smell of pancakes. "Wow, what would drive mom to get up early and make pancakes for us?" I wondered aloud.
I stepped out into a familiar white hallway. "YES!!" I screamed. "YES! It wasn't a dream!" It was then Zexion exited one room. Seeing me, he stopped in his tracks.
"Hey Zexy!" I laughed, walking toward the source of the pancake smell.
The smell slowly led me to the kitchen where quite a spectacle was going on.
Large, Demyx shaped blobs of pancake batter wandering around the kitchen in a mad frenzy. On the other side of the room, Axel, Larxene, Marluxia, Luxord, Xigbar, Saix, and now joining them, Zexion were all seated at a table, laughing and joking. Occasionally a pancake blob would venture too close and a different member would use their power to do something torturous to the thing.
Bent over his guitar was Demyx. He was happily strumming and occasionally yelling "DANCE PANCAKE DANCE!"
I did what any other normal person would do in this situation. I snorted loudly, surpressing a laugh. Hearing me, a pancake blob slithered over to me and gurgled. Pancake batter went all over my face. I screamed at first, but after licking the batter off my cheeks, I realized: This was good batter.
I wiped my finger along the arm of the creature and licked off the batter.
There was loud laughter from the table, especially from Xigbar. Axel got up and ushered me to the table. "Lexy! Come on, come sit." He chuckled.
He conjured a chair beside his own and sat back in his own. I sat down in the chair happily. Just then, Axel turned to me and asked," Lexy, if you were a pirate, would you put a parrot on this shoulder-." He put his hand on my left shoulder. "-Or this shoulder." He put that same hand on my other shoulder.
It was then I realized it was a ploy to get his arm around me. "I'm not a pirate, but I would like to go to Port Royal." I laughed. Hopefully it was subtle and not too discouraging. I honestly didn't mind that much, but I didn't want him to think he could get away with it.
He chuckled and put his arm down, just in time it light a pancake creature on fire. It turned into a large Demyx shaped pancake.
"OH! OH! I GET THE NEXT ONE!" I yelled happily. Sure enough, two seconds later, one ventured a little too close. Not knowing how to attack it anyway else, I ran out and tackled it, football style.
"HEY! SHE'S RAPING THE PANCAKE! NOT COOL!" yelled Xigbar. I rolled off the pancake and started laughing till big tears came rolling down my face. The guys all laughed heartily not-so-heartily, and Larxene rolled he eyes. I'm quite sure she was only there to watch the pancake men get tortured, and to torture them herself.
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That's Larxene for you. Anyone else read the Manga too? Geez, she's-…
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I was going to put a llama joke here…. What was the thing in the beginning about the llama? Como te llama? Oh well.
Oh Yea!
Walking back to the table, I wiped the tears out of my eyes. I got back to the table just in time to hear Marluxia say "So then the llama says, 'That's not my dentist, that's my mother!" They kinda half heartedly (or no-heartedly) chuckled.
So, okay, a few things:
I'm taking OCs for a future part of the story. Please list their name, age, stuff like that, in a list. No like weird, powerful peeps. Just normal people. I'll need this for a future part of the story. But no need to rush (see below)
Of course, school started. There will probably be long spaces between chappies for a while.
Thanks for your suggestions! I'm going to incorporate some of them in here at some time or another, promise.
THANKS FOR READING!!
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